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Old 01-04-2004, 02:13 PM   #1
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I stepped on a drowning man's head last night
This guy fell in some quicksand. He sank up to his nads when a hiker came buy. The guy yells "Hey fella, I need help, can you pull me outta here?"
The hiker unzipped his fly and said "I'll pull you out if you suck me off"
The sinking man, looking digusted, said "Fuck you FAG!"
The hiker said "Fine, see ya", zipped up and walked away.

A few minutes later another hiker comes along. The man was at this point up to his chest in quicksand and yelled "HEY buddy, can you pull me out?"
This hiker also unzipped his fly, took out his cock and said "I'll pull you out if you suck me off"
The sinking man again said "What is it with you fags tonight? Fuck off FAG!"
The hiker zipped up and moved along.

A little while later, that man was up to his chin and was about to go under when a park ranger happened by. The guy yells out "Hey you! Pull me out, I'll... I'll even suck you OFF"
The park ranger, looking disgusted, stepped on the guy's head and pushed him under, saying "Fuck you FAG"












<font size=-2><i>Use of the word "fag" is by no means an attempt to disparage the gay community</i></font>
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Old 01-04-2004, 02:15 PM   #2
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Old 01-04-2004, 02:18 PM   #6
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Old 01-04-2004, 02:20 PM   #10
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This guy fell in some quicksand. He sank up to his nads when a hiker came buy. The guy yells "Hey fella, I need help, can you pull me outta here?"
The hiker unzipped his fly and said "I'll pull you out if you suck me off"
The sinking man, looking digusted, said "Fuck you FAG!"
The hiker said "Fine, see ya", zipped up and walked away.

A few minutes later another hiker comes along. The man was at this point up to his chest in quicksand and yelled "HEY buddy, can you pull me out?"
This hiker also unzipped his fly, took out his cock and said "I'll pull you out if you suck me off"
The sinking man again said "What is it with you fags tonight? Fuck off FAG!"
The hiker zipped up and moved along.

A little while later, that man was up to his chin and was about to go under when a park ranger happened by. The guy yells out "Hey you! Pull me out, I'll... I'll even suck you OFF"
The park ranger, looking disgusted, stepped on the guy's head and pushed him under, saying "Fuck you FAG"












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odd. i didn't know there was quicksand in griffith park.
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