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jasmine · 01-03-2004, 09:47 PM

Okay I have new one for you guys. Does anyone know Bruce Willis ?

If you anyone does please let me know I have something he might like back.

Thanks

sickkittens · 01-03-2004, 09:48 PM

Yeah. We hang all the time.

Pipecrew · 01-03-2004, 09:49 PM

Thats insane, he was just over here.. What is it? I will call his cell

nathan_f · 01-03-2004, 09:50 PM

The curiosity is killing me, what could you possibly have of his?

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Thats insane, he was just over here.. What is it? I will call his cell

hehehe I am very serious guys....

if that is True... ask him if he remembers Judy...

integrated · 01-03-2004, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine
Okay I have new one for you guys. Does anyone know Bruce Willis ?

If you anyone does please let me know I have something he might like back.

Thanks

i have his cell number i would give him a call but the lady at the court made the cell company block my calls

may be if i emailed you his number and you tried calling i dont want to risk calling from another public phone

whats your email?

Mr.Fiction · 01-03-2004, 09:54 PM

He has a GFY account, I can't remember his nick though. Try doing a search.

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated

i have his cell number i would give him a call but the lady at the court made the cell company block my calls

may be if i emailed you his number and you tried calling i dont want to risk calling from another public phone

whats your email?

I think you have my email addy in my profile. I am serious about this. All joking aside.

If you do have a way I can contact him let know

integrated · 01-03-2004, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine

I think you have my email addy in my profile. I am serious about this. All joking aside.

If you do have a way I can contact him let know

1800-your-on-crack

SoundMan · 01-03-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine
Okay I have new one for you guys. Does anyone know Bruce Willis ?

If you anyone does please let me know I have something he might like back.

Thanks

Dam! babe- dont give it out for free.....

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated

1800-your-on-crack

Why would I be on crack ? I simple posted this to get information about him.

Like I said before I am very serious about this.

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
The curiosity is killing me, what could you possibly have of his?

Its something of value to him

integrated · 01-03-2004, 10:07 PM

honestly what do you think your chances are
of
1. someone on a porn board actually knowing Bruce.

2. knowing him enough to have contact details

3.Of that person giving his personal details to a complete stranger who is most likely a crazed mofo on crack?

your chances are at a level that makes me assume that you are on crack with maybe a mixture of some other hard drugs.

Turboface · 01-03-2004, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
The curiosity is killing me, what could you possibly have of his?

His hair?

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
honestly what do you think your chances are
of
1. someone on a porn board actually knowing Bruce.

2. knowing him enough to have contact details

3.Of that person giving his personal details to a complete stranger who is most likely a crazed mofo on crack?

your chances are at a level that makes me assume that you are on crack with maybe a mixture of some other hard drugs.

Understood this is a porn board, and I have been in the porn business a very long time.

1. someone on a porn board actually knowing Bruce.
why not ? business is business right ?

2. knowing him enough to have contact details
Again why not ? someone knows someone famous right ?

3.Of that person giving his personal details to a complete stranger who is most likely a crazed mofo on crack?

I am not a complete stranger, I don't post on boards all the time but, I have been in the business for over 5 years running TGP's and I was very well known at one time.

Rose Crans · 01-03-2004, 10:26 PM

Call his attorney Skip.

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rose Crans
Call his attorney Skip.

who is Skip

Dveron · 01-03-2004, 10:33 PM

media · 01-03-2004, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine

who is Skip

His Lawyer..

Rose Crans · 01-03-2004, 10:50 PM

I think the full name is Skip Brittenham?

mrthumbs · 01-03-2004, 10:53 PM

Yeah try Skip but how can we be sure you are not some obsessive stalker and you REALLY have something that
belongs to him?

Some of us consider Bruce as a close friend and
you dont want to fuck up a thing like that

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface

His hair?

lol thats a good one. He could use some hair right ?

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Yeah try Skip but how can we be sure you are not some obsessive stalker and you REALLY have something that
belongs to him?

Some of us consider Bruce as a close friend and
you dont want to fuck up a thing like that

I assure you I am not some obsessive stalker. I knew his old girlfriend or should I say "summer love" back in kentucky and have some things of his he might want back.

mrthumbs · 01-03-2004, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine

I assure you I am not some obsessive stalker. I knew his old girlfriend or should I say "summer love" back in kentucky and have some things of his he might want back.

Ok im on the phone with him now. Judy didnt do it. "judy who?".

So be more specific.

Also according to Bruce there's no "kentucky summer love"
so you are BSing us.

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

Ok im on the phone with him now. Judy didnt do it. "judy who?".

So be more specific.

Also according to Bruce there's no "kentucky summer love"
so you are BSing us.

You are so wrong about that. Ask him if he went to Penns Grove High school ?

Judy was his summer love....

Rose Crans · 01-03-2004, 11:07 PM

but Penns Grove is in New Jersey

mrthumbs · 01-03-2004, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine

You are so wrong about that. Ask him if he went to Penns Grove High school ?

Judy was his summer love....

What year was that?

Brad H. and Kenny .. what happened with them?

Tell me and hell call you right away.

mrthumbs · 01-03-2004, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rose Crans
but Penns Grove is in New Jersey

sssh...

GTS Mark · 01-03-2004, 11:15 PM

Hey does anyone know Tina Turner, I have been trying to get ahold of her as well

DH

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

What year was that?

Brad H. and Kenny .. what happened with them?

Tell me and hell call you right away.

I know you guys are fucking with me ... but, thats ok.

ok if you really do know him. Ask him if he remembers....

Jeff Bracale, Mary Lou Baldwin, George Cannon, Joe Defrank, Pam Wheatley, Roseann Bucciarelli, Nathan Porter,

Etc

mrthumbs · 01-03-2004, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine

I know you guys are fucking with me ... but, thats ok.

ok if you really do know him. Ask him if he remembers....

Jeff Bracale, Mary Lou Baldwin, George Cannon, Joe Defrank, Pam Wheatley, Roseann Bucciarelli, Nathan Porter,

Etc

wow.. you really do know him. Now he thinks im fucking with him ;)

Drop me an email with your number and hell call.

Are you from SHT?

Rose Crans · 01-03-2004, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Hey does anyone know Tina Turner, I have been trying to get ahold of her as well

DH

Mr.Fiction · 01-03-2004, 11:18 PM

Who has J Lo's cell phone number?

[Brian] · 01-03-2004, 11:19 PM

¿this thread is dumb?

mrthumbs · 01-03-2004, 11:19 PM

STH that is..

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

wow.. you really do know him. Now he thinks im fucking with him ;)

Drop me an email with your number and hell call.

Are you from SHT?

Are you really serious ? because i am very serious about this.

GTS Mark · 01-03-2004, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rose Crans

I have Ike here beside me and Tina hasn't been returning his calls.

DH

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

wow.. you really do know him. Now he thinks im fucking with him ;)

Drop me an email with your number and hell call.

Are you from SHT?

what is STh ?

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
¿this thread is dumb?

Why do you say its dumb ?

stocktrader23 · 01-03-2004, 11:37 PM

I feel like I fucked up and stepped into the twighlight zone!

But I do have his ICQ number.

Evil1 · 01-03-2004, 11:45 PM

yup, i need alyssa milanos number.. thanx.

stocktrader23 · 01-03-2004, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

But I do have his ICQ number.

I guess nobody believes me.

<img src="http://www.adultnoobie.com/bruce.jpg">

jasmine · 01-04-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

I guess nobody believes me.

<img src="http://www.adultnoobie.com/bruce.jpg">

Is that really Bruce Willis's ICQ number lol ?

Vitasoy · 01-04-2004, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated

1800-your-on-crack

Honeyslut · 01-04-2004, 12:10 AM

funny thread

Turboface · 01-04-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine

Is that really Bruce Willis's ICQ number lol ?

It looks like we're all going to have to ask him now.

Smokey The Bear · 01-04-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine

Is that really Bruce Willis's ICQ number lol ?

Bruce cant use an electric can opener.

Pornwolf · 01-04-2004, 12:45 AM

High School? Oh yeah, he cares about whatever that is now that he's in his 50's.

jasmine · 01-04-2004, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

Ok im on the phone with him now. Judy didnt do it. "judy who?".

So be more specific.

Also according to Bruce there's no "kentucky summer love"
so you are BSing us.

Hey Mr. Thumbs. Did you forget about me ? hehehe

How about asking him if he knew Judy Bartlett. That might ring a bell

mule · 01-04-2004, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
He has a GFY account, I can't remember his nick though.

Wasn't it yippee-kah-yay or something?

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