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ytcracker · 01-13-2004, 01:42 PM

it is true

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 01:43 PM

Pics?

Johny Traffic · 01-13-2004, 01:43 PM

when hard or soft?

brand0n · 01-13-2004, 01:43 PM

ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.

Doctor Dre · 01-13-2004, 01:44 PM

Ure fucked up man ! Go see a Doctor

SmutGiant · 01-13-2004, 01:44 PM

so does mine...

Scott McD · 01-13-2004, 01:46 PM

Ditto...

PenisFace · 01-13-2004, 01:46 PM

Mine curves to the left too... Oh well, it gets the job done.

sumphatpimp · 01-13-2004, 01:47 PM

that means you jerk off right handed

the more it curves the more you .................

timboss · 01-13-2004, 01:47 PM

mine slightly to the right...this thread may start to turn gay

nofx · 01-13-2004, 01:47 PM

I only have one testicle.

ytcracker · 01-13-2004, 01:48 PM

i took a pic with my phone

i wont post it unless the ladies sign off

its not > yet but its getting there

sumphatpimp · 01-13-2004, 01:49 PM

Head · 01-13-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
so does mine...

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-13-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.

It may be fucked up to look at, but i bet it hits the g-spot everytime

ldinternet · 01-13-2004, 01:58 PM

sounds like you suffer from "boomerang cock".

SEXYBIATCH · 01-13-2004, 02:00 PM

IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...

SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

ytcracker · 01-13-2004, 02:02 PM

if i like jerk it with my left hand can i counteract the bend

i will pretend like im fighting the forces of evil

Jman69 · 01-13-2004, 02:05 PM

A curved dick is a result of an injury and scarring has actually pulled the dick out of place.

ytcracker · 01-13-2004, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jman69
A curved dick is a result of an injury and scarring has actually pulled the dick out of place.

cool thanks that should help my street credit

these guys jumped me and bent my cack
oh the horror

loverboy · 01-13-2004, 02:08 PM

any fractured bones? you need to have it x-rayed.

foolio · 01-13-2004, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
if i like jerk it with my left hand can i counteract the bend

i will pretend like im fighting the forces of evil

lol - I am not even going to go there......

try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.

SEXYBIATCH · 01-13-2004, 02:10 PM

IF YOU NORMALLY JERK TO THE LEFT TRY HANGING TO THE RIGHT OR JERRKING TO THE RIGHT. AND SAME FOR RIGHT JERKERS..

I THINK ILL CALL IT
R J'S = RIGHT JERKERS
L J'S = LEFT JERKERS
R H'S = RIGHT HANGERS
L H'S =LEFT HANGERS
OR R H R J = RIGHT HANG AND JERK
OR L H L J = LEFT HANG AND JERK

THEN THERES THE OTHER GUYS = N. O .R .M. A .L

mikeeee · 01-13-2004, 02:10 PM

It's perfectly OK to be retarted. No one will judge you here.

ytcracker · 01-13-2004, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio

lol - I am not even going to go there......

try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.

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timboss · 01-13-2004, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...

SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

wow quite the expert

loverboy · 01-13-2004, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio

try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.

ATL_Ryan · 01-13-2004, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...

SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

Why are you yelling at everyone. Are you WISEMAN's sister or something. Lay off the caps lock BIATCH

SEXYBIATCH · 01-13-2004, 02:17 PM

. my opologies ...but you know its al true ..correct?
this isnt my usual name . I have been posting for awhile . but cant say who . : )

Jman69 · 01-13-2004, 02:17 PM

This girl was riding me fucking hard, bouncing so high and my dick came out and that hurt like a motherfucker, no damage done but scared for about a week to let her go ontop.

timboss · 01-13-2004, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp

so who else is gonna post pics of their cock now ?

Matt M · 01-13-2004, 02:45 PM

and the moral to this story is:

It is good to be ambidextrous!!

johnbosh · 01-13-2004, 02:47 PM

mine too

sweandy · 01-13-2004, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
that means you jerk off right handed

the more it curves the more you .................

MrIzzz · 01-13-2004, 02:52 PM

my cock is to the right

SFBU · 01-13-2004, 02:54 PM

Mine is too short to curve.

SEXYBIATCH · 01-13-2004, 05:15 PM

uh ohhh .. I said that the curve condition was not seroius just the way its used and treated. but............

There are basically two conditions that may cause severe curvature of the penis, lead investigator Dr. Tom F. Lue of the University of California in San Francisco to Reuters Health. One is congenital curvature of the penis, which means that a man is born with the condition, and the other is due to scarring or fibrous thickening of the wall of the penis and is called Peyronie's disease.
surgery called "the 16-dot plication technique."

This involves 'tucking' the longer side with sutures just under the skin, much like an accordian

The main advantage is that "it is not necessary to separate the nerve, blood vessel or urethra from the wall the penis, as is often done in other types of surgeries done to straighten a curved penis." These types of surgeries are quite invasive and run a higher risk of more severe side effects such as numbness, incomplete straightness and impotence.

could be called Peyronie's disease might want to get checked if your worried..

KRL · 01-13-2004, 05:20 PM

Mines a little to the left. That pic is extreme. Most girls I've been with said its great cause it hits their G-Spot perfectly if you angle your position upward.

almighty · 01-13-2004, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker

cool thanks that should help my street credit

these guys jumped me and bent my cack
oh the horror

SetTheWorldonFire · 01-13-2004, 05:24 PM

limp bizkit

SEXYBIATCH · 01-13-2004, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
limp bizkit

Its not a limp problem its a crooked problem .
Crooked Bizkit

Holly · 01-13-2004, 05:27 PM

If this thread doesn't make in the top ten on Adult Beat tomorrow, I'm formally protesting.

PrivateIvy · 01-13-2004, 05:28 PM

If it's any consolation, any guy I was ever with "of size" had the "curve to the left" ......me and my girlfriends used to use that as a general rule for size when talking about a guy.

Curve to the left is a good thing

Ivy

Ross · 01-13-2004, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.

Apparently thats the best dick to have to fuck a chick. Achieves a much better orgasm.......

bhutocracy · 01-13-2004, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...

SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

HAHAHA.. you're so full of shit.. i can't believe these idiots are lapping it up, around a third of all guys have a bend one way or the other and it's got nothing to do with jerking off, it's genetic.

Ross · 01-13-2004, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
If this thread doesn't make in the top ten on Adult Beat tomorrow, I'm formally protesting.

HAHA me too!!!

bhutocracy · 01-13-2004, 05:33 PM

I can't stop laughing hahaha... curves caused by jerking off hahah.... man.. 90% of males would have extreme curves to the right because almost everyone is right handed and everyone jerks off lol....

SEXYBIATCH · 01-13-2004, 05:36 PM

I posted my opinion and personal experience .. I work in the medical feild and have heard lots of stories and seen lots .. but if the male was not that was as a child or does not have pyrione's diseas it is due to pulling that direction in clothing or jerking off .

Centurion · 01-13-2004, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
I only have one testicle.

Odd ball!

Centurion · 01-13-2004, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...

SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

It is AMAZING how the amount of mis-information gets around!
The above is patently un-true!
Men are BORN this way. There is actually a medical term for this condition..but it doesn't have anything to do with jackin off!

Good grief!

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SEXYBIATCH Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 39	IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE... SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

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SEXYBIATCH Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 39	IF YOU NORMALLY JERK TO THE LEFT TRY HANGING TO THE RIGHT OR JERRKING TO THE RIGHT. AND SAME FOR RIGHT JERKERS.. I THINK ILL CALL IT R J'S = RIGHT JERKERS L J'S = LEFT JERKERS R H'S = RIGHT HANGERS L H'S =LEFT HANGERS OR R H R J = RIGHT HANG AND JERK OR L H L J = LEFT HANG AND JERK THEN THERES THE OTHER GUYS = N. O .R .M. A .L Last edited by SEXYBIATCH; 01-13-2004 at 02:12 PM..

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SEXYBIATCH Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 39	. my opologies ...but you know its al true ..correct? this isnt my usual name . I have been posting for awhile . but cant say who . : )

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SEXYBIATCH Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 39	uh ohhh .. I said that the curve condition was not seroius just the way its used and treated. but............ There are basically two conditions that may cause severe curvature of the penis, lead investigator Dr. Tom F. Lue of the University of California in San Francisco to Reuters Health. One is congenital curvature of the penis, which means that a man is born with the condition, and the other is due to scarring or fibrous thickening of the wall of the penis and is called Peyronie's disease. surgery called "the 16-dot plication technique." This involves 'tucking' the longer side with sutures just under the skin, much like an accordian The main advantage is that "it is not necessary to separate the nerve, blood vessel or urethra from the wall the penis, as is often done in other types of surgeries done to straighten a curved penis." These types of surgeries are quite invasive and run a higher risk of more severe side effects such as numbness, incomplete straightness and impotence. could be called Peyronie's disease might want to get checked if your worried.. Last edited by SEXYBIATCH; 01-13-2004 at 05:23 PM..

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01-13-2004, 05:36 PM	#48
SEXYBIATCH Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 39	I posted my opinion and personal experience .. I work in the medical feild and have heard lots of stories and seen lots .. but if the male was not that was as a child or does not have pyrione's diseas it is due to pulling that direction in clothing or jerking off .