do I get to go to heaven if I just died?

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  • hudson
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 2948

    #1

    do I get to go to heaven if I just died?

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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197

    #2
    You aint on the list dude..... sorry.

    Amen

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    • nathan_f
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 3983

      #3
      How much to get on this "list"?

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      • hudson
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 2948

        #4
        yo...but I was promoting jesus dialers!

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        • serious
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 2594

          #5
          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
          You aint on the list dude..... sorry.
          new search

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          • spooky181
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 2951

            #6
            If you just died, then you went to GFY..Not heaven..

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            • Antxx
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 587

              #7
              You won't be with the pornstars if you go to heaven. I mean...you want to miss that ?
              "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night" -E A. Poe

              http://www.playhon.com
              http://www.living-glass.com

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              • hudson
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 2948

                #8
                Originally posted by Antxx
                You won't be with the pornstars if you go to heaven. I mean...you want to miss that ?
                ok...is there an inbetween?

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                • Antxx
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 587

                  #9
                  IN between is a McDonald employee of the month.
                  "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night" -E A. Poe

                  http://www.playhon.com
                  http://www.living-glass.com

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                  • hudson
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 2948

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Antxx
                    IN between is a McDonald employee of the month.
                    hmmm...depends on the city...could be a cute chick or a senor citizen

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                    • funkmaster
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 7938

                      #11
                      I know I will !!!

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                      • Antxx
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 587

                        #12
                        That part was left blank in the "brochure". But the pictures pointed to Groenland...unless you like feeding angry polar bear and dirty penguins.

                        There was also an option, to be in-between Courtney Love legs. But i would choose Groenland if i were you...there is no crazy bitch there.
                        "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night" -E A. Poe

                        http://www.playhon.com
                        http://www.living-glass.com

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                        • hudson
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 2948

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Antxx
                          That part was left blank in the "brochure". But the pictures pointed to Groenland...unless you like feeding angry polar bear and dirty penguins.

                          There was also an option, to be in-between Courtney Love legs. But i would choose Groenland if i were you...there is no crazy bitch there.
                          whoa...I didn't realize it was a hot house steamer in there!!

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