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kmanrox · 01-03-2004, 05:27 AM

I am starting to notice a disturbing trend.... When blowing a load in a chick's ass.... Not right away, but 1 day after for about 3 days when they fart, it smells like airated cum.... Now this may sound logical to a normal person with a working brain and an ounce of common sense. This would explain why I feel this is news to me perhaps....

Rorschach · 01-03-2004, 05:31 AM

Well keeping them around for 3 days afterwards is your first mistake... no actually fucking some filthy thai whore in the ass with no rubber is probably your first mistake.

kmanrox · 01-03-2004, 05:33 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
Well keeping them around for 3 days afterwards is your first mistake... no actually fucking some filthy thai whore in the ass with no rubber is probably your first mistake.

why do you think it was a whore? and what makes you think she's filthy other than the assumption that someone like me likes chicks as you've stated?

bigdog · 01-03-2004, 05:35 AM

hey kmanrox you use condoms with the hookers right?

kmanrox · 01-03-2004, 05:43 AM

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Originally posted by bigdog
hey kmanrox you use condoms with the hookers right?

sometimes...

Rorschach · 01-03-2004, 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

why do you think it was a whore? and what makes you think she's filthy other than the assumption that someone like me likes chicks as you've stated?

I assume it was a whore because you're always talking about whores... and I assume she's filthy because all whores are filthy, that's why they're called whores.

kmanrox · 01-03-2004, 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach

I assume it was a whore because you're always talking about whores... and I assume she's filthy because all whores are filthy, that's why they're called whores.

all whores are filthy?

apparently you've never been able to afford a ticket to thailand.... they're like american chicks at nichgtclubs.... cept u give a lil donation to them and their family at the end of the night... they truly have fun, go partying/clubbing with you the night before, etc.... they require showers before and after sex....

and besides... you consider your mother filthy? she's a whore...

as is every woman in the world.... your dad had to spend some degree of money on her before he got her in the sack or to marry him.... be it dinner.... be it the taxi to the roach motel they were going to scrog, etc.... deal with it...

Rorschach · 01-03-2004, 05:55 AM

my friend is living in thailand at the moment and he keeps raving about the whores and telling me to go over and go whoring with him.... but in every country I've been to, a whore is a whore is a whore. I just can't really see what's so great about them.

kmanrox · 01-03-2004, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
my friend is living in thailand at the moment and he keeps raving about the whores and telling me to go over and go whoring with him.... but in every country I've been to, a whore is a whore is a whore. I just can't really see what's so great about them.

well, thailand is different... you are literally renting a clean, fun, happy girlfriend for the tenure....

i fuck russian whores from thailand that are forced to be here by mafia... and THEY .... THEY are filthy whores, beat down, not happy, all business.... hurry up, are we done yet so i can chain smoke regular whores....

thai girls are like girlfriends without strings attached..... you send them away when you are done with them.... easy as that...

Rorschach · 01-03-2004, 06:03 AM

lol you sound exactly like my friend does when he talks about them.

While we are on the subject... is it true that you can rent employees (like people to work for you, not whores) for like $4 a day?

kmanrox · 01-03-2004, 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
lol you sound exactly like my friend does when he talks about them.

While we are on the subject... is it true that you can rent employees (like people to work for you, not whores) for like $4 a day?

yes... but if its for IT work

1) it better not be for porn
2) you better speak thai well, cuz they dont speak english for shit
3) if its like a long term employee you have to incorporate here, register $50k capital, and have an office for them to work in..

if its under the table kinda stuff, 4-7$ a day is alot for them... my maid works full time and gets 75$ a month.... i have her cook for me too and that adds another $100 a month....

my programmers cost me $700 a month, complete with 4 year college degrees, and a mild understanding of english...its quite frustrating to explain what i want to him because of the language barrier.....

Raf1 · 01-03-2004, 06:17 AM

How much would a holiday there cost? To rent an apartment, maid, cook and a whore every second day for about a month.

liquidmoe · 01-03-2004, 06:39 AM

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How much would a holiday there cost? To rent an apartment, maid, cook and a whore every second day for about a month.

Im guessing $500-750?

kmanrox · 01-03-2004, 08:12 AM

for a month, i'd bring 2-3k minimum

Phoenix · 01-03-2004, 08:29 AM

damn...sounds thailand is the place to be

im paying way more then that here..and i dont get a maid or a whore or anything good..wtf

Greg B · 01-03-2004, 08:40 AM

Thailand, Thailand, Thailand...

I could tell you stories... Back in the day, if you had $6k a year to fuck around with you could live like a king. That's when the bot was like shit comared to the dollar.

Chengmai, Phuket, lossa' bootay and partyin' all year til you pass out. Thai's are weird. You have to watch their customs or they'll scam you. Didn't see any Russian whores. They woulda stood out like a sore thumb. Lotsa Burmese, Chinese whores though. Pollution, evil-ass shit.

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01-03-2004, 05:31 AM	#2
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Well keeping them around for 3 days afterwards is your first mistake... no actually fucking some filthy thai whore in the ass with no rubber is probably your first mistake.

01-03-2004, 05:35 AM	#4
bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	hey kmanrox you use condoms with the hookers right?

01-03-2004, 05:55 AM	#8
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	my friend is living in thailand at the moment and he keeps raving about the whores and telling me to go over and go whoring with him.... but in every country I've been to, a whore is a whore is a whore. I just can't really see what's so great about them.

01-03-2004, 06:03 AM	#10
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	lol you sound exactly like my friend does when he talks about them. While we are on the subject... is it true that you can rent employees (like people to work for you, not whores) for like $4 a day?

01-03-2004, 06:17 AM	#12
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	How much would a holiday there cost? To rent an apartment, maid, cook and a whore every second day for about a month.

01-03-2004, 08:40 AM	#16
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Thailand, Thailand, Thailand... I could tell you stories... Back in the day, if you had $6k a year to fuck around with you could live like a king. That's when the bot was like shit comared to the dollar. Chengmai, Phuket, lossa' bootay and partyin' all year til you pass out. Thai's are weird. You have to watch their customs or they'll scam you. Didn't see any Russian whores. They woulda stood out like a sore thumb. Lotsa Burmese, Chinese whores though. Pollution, evil-ass shit.