Secret Asian Man

another good one :)

Alice In Chains

"Here they come to sniff the rooster"

My first guess was

"Me, I'm horny don't you know?"

Stone Temple Pilots:

"Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden"

sounds like

"Time to take her home. Her lazy head is constipated"

Hahaha thats so stupid!

*smoooch*

Thats the one I was thinking of as well, I think it wins for the best misheard lyrics.

http://www.shady.org/~chris/sweetlord.mp3

my fav song

Dirty Deeds and they don't do em cheap.


I heard it as: Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief. :helpme

great thread indeed :)

"Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"

Made me think they were Scottish or something. :helpme

thats the actual lyric of the Heyseed Dixie version

ick

:1orglaugh

Anymore??

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd

Actual Lyrics;
"When I was a child I caught a fever, my hands felt just like two balloons."

My friend growing up thought it was "My hands felt just like tubes of glue."


and

My wife always thought "Smooth Operator" (sade) was saying "Oooooh Barbaretta" for some reason!
:1orglaugh

you all forgot the beatles-"lucy in the sky w/ diamonds"the lyric that sounds like"the girl with COLITIS GOES BY"

Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze"

sounds like
Excuse me while I kiss this guy

Correct Lyrics:
Excuse me while I kiss the sky


tons more of these here

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/index.shtml

Elton John:
"Hold me closer tiny dancer"


sounds like:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

check the first page

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It's not misheard, just not listned to:

He's the one
who likes to sing my songs
but he don't know what it means
when i say aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaa.

Nirvana.

Sloan's, "Money City Maniacs"

Misheard Lyrics:

And the joke is whether you won't
His body was covered in goat jizz

Somewhat Correct Lyrics:

And the joke is whether you won't
His body was coverd in Coke fizz

these :1orglaugh

Destinys child

Simply red

Maddona

Bronski beat

for peter gabriel's "games without frontiers"

there is a chorus in french "jeux sans frontieres" which means games without frontiers

my ex used to belt out "she's so funky, yeah!"

i thought he was just joking around, but he insisted he was right.

Thats funny:1orglaugh

Pour some shookup Ramen
when you need a cup

A former room mate used to sing:

"She hit me with a brick.... OUCH!"

Instead of:

"She's a brick.... house!"

That cracked me up!

I think it is actually Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Awesome in concert btw!:thumbsup

Whoa - was your friend from Oklahoma? If so, we have him in common.

Knew someone who sang the Thompson Twins' "Lies Lies Lies" as "Life-sized mice"...yeah.

EMINEM - say Goodbye to Hollywood.


"say goodbye to hollywood"

sounds like:

"sing about hollywood."