Industry Pet Peeves - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 01-02-2004, 01:55 AM

This is the one that is also the most laughable. Go to like 75% of the affiliate program websites and click on the FAQ. First question of the FAQ ................

[B]Does it cost me anything to participate in the TittyBucks program?

No. You will never have to pay a cent. TittyBucks is absolutely free! Isn't that terrific?

bwahahahaahhha............. amazing that bullshit still gets copy n pasted in 2004. As if there was ever a time where an affiliate had to pay to enroll in an affiliate program.

media · 01-02-2004, 01:58 AM

You over-estimate the intelligence of webmasters.. haha

Media

[Brian] · 01-02-2004, 01:58 AM

I wrote my own affiliate FAQ the other day .. I forgot to include that question though!

TDF · 01-02-2004, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by media
You over-estimate the intelligence of webmasters.. haha

Media

so so true

Blondie23 · 01-02-2004, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
[B]This is the one that is also the most laughable. Go to like 75% of the affiliate program websites and click on the FAQ. First question of the FAQ ................

Does it cost me anything to participate in the TittyBucks program?

No. You will never have to pay a cent. TittyBucks is absolutely free! Isn't that terrific?

bwahahahaahhha............. amazing that bullshit still gets copy n pasted in 2004. As if there was ever a time where an affiliate had to pay to enroll in an affiliate program.

lol thats hilarious..i wonder how many webmasters truly get excited when they read that

Pornwolf · 01-02-2004, 02:48 AM

My favorite is the, "How much money can I make?"

Limitless!

Yhen they show a cock hardening fantasy stat trend graph.

Mutt · 01-02-2004, 02:57 AM

well if webmasters are really that dumb then when i have an affiliate program I'm going to add a bunch more.

Will you turn my name over to the FBI if you suspect I have child pornography on my hard drive?

No. We would never do such a thing to one of our valued affiliates. You are safe with us!

Do I have to maintain a certain weight while I am in the TittyBucks program and be required to take a full physical?

No. Unlike certain other programs TittyBucks NEVER discriminates based on race, religion or physical appearance. A physical is not necessary.

Blondie23 · 01-02-2004, 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
My favorite is the, "How much money can I make?"

Limitless!

Yhen they show a cock hardening fantasy stat trend graph.

lol .. yeah nothing like a sexy line graph to make you send all your traffic

TDF · 01-02-2004, 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by Blondie23

lol .. yeah nothing like a sexy line graph to make you send all your traffic

some people are slow and need visual aid

AphEX · 01-02-2004, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by media
You over-estimate the intelligence of webmasters.. haha

Media

true

Vitasoy · 01-02-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
My favorite is the, "How much money can I make?"

Limitless!

Yhen they show a cock hardening fantasy stat trend graph.

haha, hey everyone needs visual effects

01-02-2004, 01:55 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Industry Pet Peeves This is the one that is also the most laughable. Go to like 75% of the affiliate program websites and click on the FAQ. First question of the FAQ ................ [B]Does it cost me anything to participate in the TittyBucks program? No. You will never have to pay a cent. TittyBucks is absolutely free! Isn't that terrific? bwahahahaahhha............. amazing that bullshit still gets copy n pasted in 2004. As if there was ever a time where an affiliate had to pay to enroll in an affiliate program. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

01-02-2004, 01:58 AM	#2
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	You over-estimate the intelligence of webmasters.. haha Media __________________ I'm here for the violence!

01-02-2004, 01:58 AM	#3
[Brian] Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 1,523	I wrote my own affiliate FAQ the other day .. I forgot to include that question though! __________________ HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program ICQ: 391113064

01-02-2004, 02:48 AM	#6
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	My favorite is the, "How much money can I make?" Limitless! Yhen they show a cock hardening fantasy stat trend graph. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

01-02-2004, 02:57 AM	#7
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	well if webmasters are really that dumb then when i have an affiliate program I'm going to add a bunch more. Will you turn my name over to the FBI if you suspect I have child pornography on my hard drive? No. We would never do such a thing to one of our valued affiliates. You are safe with us! Do I have to maintain a certain weight while I am in the TittyBucks program and be required to take a full physical? No. Unlike certain other programs TittyBucks NEVER discriminates based on race, religion or physical appearance. A physical is not necessary. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!