Just lit my crotch on fire (accidently) - GoFuckYourself.com

cluck · 01-01-2004, 02:28 PM

So I just ran to the store to buy a pack of smokes. I decide I want to smell good for all the chickens over there so I open my bottle of obsession. I spilled a little and made about a 3x3 splotch right on my crotch. I didn't want to look like I sploodged so I decided to dry it with my lighter philly blunt style.

So I take out my highly jacked up lighter and run it over the sploodge. My simple mind forgets the cologne has alcohol in it and the whole damn thing goes up in flames. Here I am driving along in my eclipse patting my crotch and freaking out like a madman.

The pants are fine, but I walked into the store smelling like a burn ward. I'm just glad I shave down there regularly.

teenjump · 01-01-2004, 02:29 PM

Happy new year.

cluck · 01-01-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by teenjump
Happy new year.

Thanks

Ice · 01-01-2004, 02:30 PM

Bwwwahahahahahhaaaa sorry but just gotta laugh

nofx · 01-01-2004, 02:30 PM

haha good one

Evil1 · 01-01-2004, 02:34 PM

you'll end up with a darwin award someday.

cluck · 01-01-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
you'll end up with a darwin award someday.

That was the first thing that came to mind when the fire went out

Swanks · 01-01-2004, 05:19 PM

Well i guess you dont have to worry about smelly salty balls when wearing those pants. Youve got a permanent cooked in scent.

01-01-2004, 02:28 PM	#1
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Just lit my crotch on fire (accidently) So I just ran to the store to buy a pack of smokes. I decide I want to smell good for all the chickens over there so I open my bottle of obsession. I spilled a little and made about a 3x3 splotch right on my crotch. I didn't want to look like I sploodged so I decided to dry it with my lighter philly blunt style. So I take out my highly jacked up lighter and run it over the sploodge. My simple mind forgets the cologne has alcohol in it and the whole damn thing goes up in flames. Here I am driving along in my eclipse patting my crotch and freaking out like a madman. The pants are fine, but I walked into the store smelling like a burn ward. I'm just glad I shave down there regularly. __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

01-01-2004, 02:30 PM	#4
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	Bwwwahahahahahhaaaa sorry but just gotta laugh __________________ icq 1904905

01-01-2004, 02:30 PM	#5
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	haha good one __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

01-01-2004, 02:34 PM	#6
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	you'll end up with a darwin award someday. __________________

01-01-2004, 02:29 PM	#2
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Happy new year.