Funny story about a DWI checkpoint.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 01-01-2004, 11:43 AM

About 5 years ago we all went clubbing one night. I was driving so I had like soda and shit all night. It was winter so we all pile up in my car. I had a Thunderbird Supercoupe at the time all guidoed out with tints and the neon license plate. So we are going to the diner at 4 am , we are the only assholes on the road.

My 4 buddies were drunk and yelling and jumping up and down...
So a cop follows me for 1/2 mile then pulls me over. I roll down the window and the smeel of alcohol goes by me and intot he cops face, He tells me to get out as the guys are gigling and such.

He asks me if i was drinking and so on.... Stick the breathalizer as I am giving him a dirty smirk and i tell him so how did i do

. To his dissapointment he goes to me... get home safe have agood night as the fools in the back are jumping up and down in there seats.

Carry on............

DrtySweeet · 01-01-2004, 11:50 AM

Ha! another priceless moment

BuggyG · 01-01-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
About 5 years ago we all went clubbing one night. I was driving so I had like soda and shit all night. It was winter so we all pile up in my car. I had a Thunderbird Supercoupe at the time all guidoed out with tints and the neon license plate. So we are going to the diner at 4 am , we are the only assholes on the road.

My 4 buddies were drunk and yelling and jumping up and down...
So a cop follows me for 1/2 mile then pulls me over. I roll down the window and the smeel of alcohol goes by me and intot he cops face, He tells me to get out as the guys are gigling and such.

He asks me if i was drinking and so on.... Stick the breathalizer as I am giving him a dirty smirk and i tell him so how did i do . To his dissapointment he goes to me... get home safe have agood night as the fools in the back are jumping up and down in there seats.

Carry on............

hehehe happens to me all the time. Rarely drink so am always driving.

Evil1 · 01-01-2004, 04:20 PM

you should have acted tanked right up until you were done with the breathalizer.

01-01-2004, 11:43 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Funny story about a DWI checkpoint.... About 5 years ago we all went clubbing one night. I was driving so I had like soda and shit all night. It was winter so we all pile up in my car. I had a Thunderbird Supercoupe at the time all guidoed out with tints and the neon license plate. So we are going to the diner at 4 am , we are the only assholes on the road. My 4 buddies were drunk and yelling and jumping up and down... So a cop follows me for 1/2 mile then pulls me over. I roll down the window and the smeel of alcohol goes by me and intot he cops face, He tells me to get out as the guys are gigling and such. He asks me if i was drinking and so on.... Stick the breathalizer as I am giving him a dirty smirk and i tell him so how did i do . To his dissapointment he goes to me... get home safe have agood night as the fools in the back are jumping up and down in there seats. Carry on............

01-01-2004, 11:50 AM	#2
DrtySweeet Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Icq#467701 Posts: 424	Ha! another priceless moment __________________ webtickets.scam is a RIPPOFF and they can kiss my

01-01-2004, 04:20 PM	#4
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	you should have acted tanked right up until you were done with the breathalizer. __________________