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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 2,061
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How long did it take before you farted in front of your girlfriend?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hanging by the neck until dead.
Posts: 4,660
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1 minute. It's a great way to pick up chicks.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Aventura FL
Posts: 140
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1 Month... is she cant handle a fart within one month.. how will she handle walking in on you taking a dump while reading Maxim???
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: couch
Posts: 6,258
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1 year
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 5,464
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#6 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 2,061
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Damn what do you do run to the bathroom every time you gotta fart? Fuck that I'd be to the bathroom like 40 times a day
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#7 |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Starship Enterprise
Posts: 8,278
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week or less
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 16,356
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Minus 3 hours.. I farted when I left the bar, and she found me and traced me back to my house 3 hours after I left..
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#9 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 2,061
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My girlfriend dosen't mind because mine don't smell. Its just my ass yawning
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#10 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: florida
Posts: 181
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right after i ate the first meal she cooked for me
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