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Incredible Inventions The Government is Hiding from YOU!!
Scores of such mind-bending inventions have been cooked up at secret government facilities nationwide, but they're being kept under wraps for national- security reasons, a leading science writer claims.
"If average citizens saw a fraction of the technology that exists today, it would blow their minds," declares D.C.-based Martin Claybee, who was granted unprecedented access to government labs by his scientist pals. Claybee says the primary excuse officials now use for keeping breakthroughs secret is that it gives us an edge in the war on terrorism. "Part of what makes these devices so effective is that Al Qaeda has no idea we have them," he explains. "It's the same reason the Allies kept the invention of radar secret during World War II. "But much of this stuff really doesn't need to be classified -- taxpayers have a right to know about it." Some of the nifty inventions would make Luke Skywalker's jaw drop. "An invisibility generator based on advances in quantum physics was developed in the late 1990s," Claybee reveals. "We used it with great effectiveness in Operation Iraqi Freedom to camouflage armored vehicles." A "death ray" type laser capable of laying waste to entire cities sits mounted on a U.S. military satellite -- and has been in place since the Reagan administration, Claybee reveals. Androids not only exist, they're being used by the CIA for intelligence gathering and assassinations. "At least 60 are in the field right now," says Claybee. "Their primary role is to hunt down and liquidate terrorist leaders. To the untrained eye, they appear to be people, but they are robots with sensing capabilities and problem-solving abilities far superior to any human." A mind-reading machine that translates thought waves into sentences that can be read on a computer monitor was finally perfected earlier this year. "The device is being used by the National Security Agency to scan the United States 24 hours a day for 'red flag' terms such as 'bomb,' " Claybee claims. A universal translator capable of interpreting animal speech has existed since 1993, but is being suppressed out of concerns that it might adversely affect the meat industry. "Who'd slaughter a pig if you could hear it say, 'Please, don't hurt me,'?" Claybee asks. Despite public declarations that cloning must be banned, government scientists created the first human clone in 2001. A total of 13 are now being raised in facilities nationwide -- including four duplicates of a beloved former president. Incredibly, a functioning time machine was invented last year. "Currently you can only go about 90 seconds into the past, but researchers believe that will soon be extended to 10 minutes, Claybee says. "Eventually it will be possible to reverse bad foreign policy decisions without the public being any the wiser." Chillingly, a Doomsday Device like the one in Dr. Strangelove is a reality. In fact, the U.S. has possessed a single bomb capable of destroying Earth since 1974, the science writer says. A solar reactor has been built that can supply America with an unlimited supply of cheap energy. "Unfortunately, oil companies have a lot of pull in Washington -- it's in their interests to keep this deep-sixed," Claybee notes. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/...stanceid=60284 |
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Please tell me you are not this stupid?
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i don't believe a single word.
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Welcome to the world of tabloids online.
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Rictor Rictor Rictor!!!
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wait, wheres the star trek teleporter? and where the fuck are humans on the ground in iraq when we could just send in the 60 terminators?
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That science writer must be on crack.
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I almost started to believe this, then i clicked the link and saw it was a gay tabloid site
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i asked you politely to tell me you didn't rip it off. a simple no wold have sufficed, asshat.
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why do people buy these tabloids? Next week in the enquirer.. "Jackos monkey bubbles will serve as main witness in his defence" Bubbles claims "that was not micheals penis the boy thought he felt rubbing against him in bed, I left a banana in there while we we're making love"
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I knew it wasn't true. Everyone knows the first clone will be Marilyn Monroe.
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Sure all that tech stuff is available and one towel head still evades the US goverment with a election looming.
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I stopped reading once I saw that phrase about android assassins who look like humans and are even smarter
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Cloak of invisibility? I want one!
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That's why they don't release all that Area 51 alien technology all at once. People would get suspicious. Klatuu barada niktuu. |
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Actually, according to TechTV - they don't. They summarized that they are more like a magic 8-ball for dogs than anything else. Your dog says "I'm hungy" -- well no shit. Your dog says "I'm frustrated" Your dog says "Make my day..." Your dog says "Bring it on..." Even though its just a novelty I'm sure that dog owners will still buy the hell out of it. |
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all I want is a cure for the common cold
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uuuuhm right....are u on crack ?
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I'm not sure what's funnier; the article or the people telling him he's full of shit, etc. 'Tards.
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I can see shit!
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I can't believe there are 500,000 seniors driving in Florida.
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hahahaha!!
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wait, i want to get my tinfoil hat on before i read this
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I hope they send one of those androids to take out Rictor soon. Anyone that puts their dog in a dress is a terrorist.
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im going to shoot someone with my ray gun now, be right back
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i want the invisibility generator
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BACON BACON BACON
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I have a laser cannon implanted in my cock
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