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LOL! Hey, juicy, need an assistant for that job?
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Oh, wait. You don't qualify:
- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
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Originally posted by sickkittens
Oh, wait. You don't qualify:
- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female
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$900 a month to donate sperm. Not bad.
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Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)
Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation
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That's like once a day for 19 years
Originally posted by KRL
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Trust no one there all snakesComment
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I wanted to say that!Originally posted by sickkittens
Oh, wait. You don't qualify:
- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female
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About Taxes
As a donor, you will be classified as an independent contractor under the IRS code. Although no taxes are deducted from reimbursement checks, we are required to report the reimbursement paid to you. In 1995, the IRS instructed California Cryobank to issue 1099's to all donors earning $600 or more in any calendar year.
In addition, the Cryobank is required to report such earnings to EDD. Therefore, each January, you will receive a 1099 form reflecting the total reimbursement paid to you during the previous calendar year.
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600-900 just for beating off im there !Comment
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Originally posted by sickkittens
Oh, wait. You don't qualify:
- Your sexual partners have been exclusively female
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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the pot is black said the kettleOriginally posted by Oracle Porn
I wanted to say that!I host with VacaresComment
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Travelling in a car doing 20 miles per hour and ejaculating may get you pulled over in a 40 zone for speeding.Originally posted by KRL
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)
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That's good pay. I need to start looking into donating sperm
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Thats what she saidATTN: Juicy, I have a job for youComment
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