I wonder how manytickets he has to give out.

you'll freeze before you reach the first marker!

I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But as much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking

Than I'll Spank you in Hell! HeeYaah!

Modern society without organized religion would be like a crazed maniac without a chainsaw

how many do i have so far? lol

hey

well be sent to the spice mines of Kessel! Spanked into who knows what!

Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which can only exist when I do not?

Eeny Meeny Miny Mo

I used to be 'With It'.. then they changed what 'It' was. Now 'It' scares me! And someday 'It' will happen to YOU!...

Getting spanked by you isn't quite enough to get me exited.

History is that form which his imagination seeks comprehension of the living existence of the world in relation to his own life, which he thereby invests with a deeper reality

when it rains,,,, it pours

Get those 2 droids spanked before dinner.

To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is not merely the proper occupation of the historian, but the inalienable privilege of any man of parts and culture

Sandpeople are easily spanked.

A mature sense of historical-mindedness stimulates self-identity, enabling the individual to surmount, intellectually, his or her immediate environment and emancipating the individual, to some extent, from the pressures to conform to this year's vogues. He or she ceases to be a pawn of the social forces and their representatives

He will not be trained. He is too spanked.

burp

He will not be spanked. He is too old.

Hi .. this should be #10 unless you are counting your own posts, Lori.

If anyone reads all this shit they are more retarted than I am

When the methodological ideal of the natural sciences was applied to the credibility of the historical testimonies of scriptural tradition, it inevitably led to completely different results that were catastrophic for Christianity. . . a logically consistent application of this method as the only norm for the truth of the human sciences would amount to their self-annihilation

History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illuminates reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life, and brings us tidings of antiquity

In lifting the bonds of time and place, in freeing us from the tyranny of the present, history gives greater freedom and becomes the instrument enhancing liberty. Of all learned endeavors, the study of the past can be the most exciting, humanizing, broadening ? and hence the most liberating

That's DAMB sexy!

People are always shouting they want to create a better future. It's not true. The future is an apathetic void of no interest to anyone. The past is full of life, eager to irritate us, provoke and insult us, tempt us to destroy or repaint it. The only reason people want to be masters of the future is to change the past

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my own dreams

:1orglaugh

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

So what do I need to do to get a pass?

Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars but remember to keep your feet on the ground

My wood just poked a hole through my underpants

Wonderful girl. Either I'm gonna spank her or I'm beginning to like her.

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