I may not like it but...he can spank you. He was meant to spank you.

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I have an existential map; it has ?you are here? written all over it

to each his own alright.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I?ve never tried before

Wit is educated insolence

The more you tighten your spank, them more systems will slip through your fingers.

Criticism is prejudice made plausible

He was meant to spank you.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo

I spanked one! -Don't get cocky kid!

Destiny is not a matter of change, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved

If everything is under control, you are going too slow

i wonder what drugs ice is on lol..

I have been waiting for this spank for a long time Solo. -Ill bet you have

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep

Hey you! Halt! Spank them!

It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive

Ill spank you now!

love is in the air

another ticket it seems :)

When we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on--series polygamy--until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter

Just adding on

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become of it

Its a long o tello. Messa starten day wit a littl brisken spank...

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man

Wooow whawa wa -No, this one spanks this, that one spanks that!

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought

Originality is nothing but judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed from one another. The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbors, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the property of all

She I get out and spank it?

How can I tell what # post I have?

I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it

My name is Luke Skywalker! Im with Ben Kenobi! Im here to spank you!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

When is this thread gonna end?

You spank too much

There is no world I know that can compare with pure imagination

www.pimpcris.com is my Jesus

I used to spank whomp rats in my T-16 back home, there not much bigger than 2 meters.

Progress doesn't come from early risers -- progress is made by lazy people looking for easier ways to do things