People are always shouting they want to create a better future. It's not true. The future is an apathetic void of no interest to anyone. The past is full of life, eager to irritate us, provoke and insult us, tempt us to destroy or repaint it. The only reason people want to be masters of the future is to change the past

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my own dreams

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

So what do I need to do to get a pass?

Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars but remember to keep your feet on the ground

My wood just poked a hole through my underpants

Wonderful girl. Either I'm gonna spank her or I'm beginning to like her.

Testes Testes one two three

LUKE: But they're gonna spank her!

He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying

HAN: Better her than me.

Tell your sister.....you were spanked.

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him

I will spank him then. I take Anakin as my Padawan spanker.

They've just made the spank into hyperspace.

If I am not for myself, who will be? And if I am for myself alone, then what am I? And if not now, when?

Each time someone stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope

Ice needs to get laid

I can't think of a cool signature, so this is it.

Example sheds a genial ray which men are apt to borrow,
so first improve yourself today, and then your friends tomorrow

In a way, you have chosen the planet that is to be spanked first.

The moment we begin to fear the opinons of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls

Tell me and I forget; show me and I remember; involve me and I understand

But who's gonna spank it, kid? You?

Someone shoot me please :helpme

I spank nice men.

Most people seek after what they do not possess and are thus enslaved by the very things they want to acquire

Vader! You must spank Vader!

Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make yourself a happier and more productive person.

ok now i got my tickets.. what do i wear?
is this a black tie deal ? or?

I can't spank my own father.

I think perfectionism is based on the obsessive belief that if you run carefully enough, hitting each stepping-stone just right, you won't have to die. The truth is you will die anyway and that a lot of people who aren't even looking at their feet are going to do a whole lot better than you, and have a lot more fun while they're doing it

You couldn't bring yourself to spank me before, and I don't believe you'll spank me now

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be overcome first

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want at the moment

Don't spank anything!

If he had been born in the Republic, we'd have spanked him earlier.

Hell is the knowledge of opportunity lost; the place where the man I am comes face to face with the man I might have been

You were spanked because you were clumsy?

There are times when a man should be content with what he has but never with what he is.

Your thoughts dwell on your mother.

I have no idea what the fuck Im talking about anymore

Afraid to spank her I think, hmm?

Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny

My feelings tell me they will spank you.

When a man finds no peace within himself, it is useless to seek it elsewhere

We must bow to their wishes! You must spank me!

The most important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silent chambers of the soul