Ordering Pizza in the Future... - GoFuckYourself.com

LadyMischief · 12-29-2003, 10:34 AM

A Pizza order in the (near) future...
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national
ID number?"
Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."
Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."
Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at
Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which
number are you calling from, sir?"
Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."
Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your
All-Meat Special pizzas."
Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."
Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very
high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National
Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll
like it."
Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."
Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."
Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four
kids, sir. Your total is $49.99."
Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
Your credit card balance is over its limit."
Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
driver gets here."
Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
overdrawn."
Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
How long will it take?"
Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while
you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can
be a little awkward."
Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so
your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up.
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got
a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."
Customer: (Speechless)
Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
from offering free soda to diabetics."

radical · 12-29-2003, 10:35 AM

Lickshots · 12-29-2003, 10:37 AM

Scary

IntenseCash · 12-29-2003, 10:37 AM

I sure fucking hope not! hehe

I always order online... thats enough of the future for me.

TurboAngel · 12-29-2003, 10:39 AM

LMFAO!

SCOOTER · 12-29-2003, 10:39 AM

LadyMischief · 12-29-2003, 10:39 AM

Feels like that's what it's coming to these days

Mateo1721 · 12-29-2003, 10:39 AM

Sounds good to me. I hate making my own decisions, this will cut out any unnecessary thinking.

Brad Xtremepay · 12-29-2003, 10:40 AM

Hahahahahah, that's fantastic. I love it. That would be so cool if you could do that.

okny · 12-29-2003, 10:45 AM

That's would really suck, if that was the case.

Furious_Female · 12-29-2003, 10:50 AM

That will never happen unless it's automated or serviced in India. Good luck getting a real person on the phone now or anytime in the future, even if it's just to order pizza

beemk · 12-29-2003, 10:55 AM

i doubt it. we have ss#'s but we dont give them out to pizza guys.

Phoenix · 12-29-2003, 10:56 AM

nice...lol

big brother is coming

Brujah · 12-29-2003, 10:57 AM

WebTitan · 12-29-2003, 10:57 AM

sickkittens · 12-29-2003, 10:58 AM

$49.99 for 6? That's a deal in the future!

Ash@phpFX · 12-29-2003, 11:04 AM

where i live when you call the pizza place they use caller id and address you by name, they also ask if you want to order (insert last order here)

its fucking strange, and it feels like a real invasion of privacy

Trax · 12-29-2003, 11:05 AM

haha nice

Mateo1721 · 12-29-2003, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
where i live when you call the pizza place they use caller id and address you by name, they also ask if you want to order (insert last order here)

its fucking strange, and it feels like a real invasion of privacy

I get that, but I also get, "would you like to put that on the credit card you used last time". Really strange if you ask me.

Edit- 500!!!! Woohoo

LadyMischief · 12-29-2003, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mateo1721

I get that, but I also get, "would you like to put that on the credit card you used last time". Really strange if you ask me.

Edit- 500!!!! Woohoo

They aren't legally allowed to keep that information on file, you know.

The Truth Hurts · 12-29-2003, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
where i live when you call the pizza place they use caller id and address you by name, they also ask if you want to order (insert last order here)

its fucking strange, and it feels like a real invasion of privacy

Domino's & Pizza Hut have been doing that for about 10 years already.

I still wanna know why Radio Shack wants your full name and adress with every minor battery purchase.

DeadFidel · 12-29-2003, 11:19 AM

Funny yet so 1984.

Mateo1721 · 12-29-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

They aren't legally allowed to keep that information on file, you know.

wow, if I get that again I am going to lay into them. Thanks for the info.

LadyMischief · 12-29-2003, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mateo1721

wow, if I get that again I am going to lay into them. Thanks for the info.

You're most welcome

NinjaSteve · 12-29-2003, 11:33 AM

Imagine if you had to put in your number at a porn site. At least this would cut down on chargebacks ;)

JDog · 12-29-2003, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

They aren't legally allowed to keep that information on file, you know.

But they usually could only see the last 4 digits and then the rest is in the computer, kindof like a processor!

jDoG

LadyMischief · 12-29-2003, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog

But they usually could only see the last 4 digits and then the rest is in the computer, kindof like a processor!

jDoG

Legally though they aren't supposed to keep that information on file at all.. in the computer or not.

LadyMischief · 12-29-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaSteve
Imagine if you had to put in your number at a porn site. At least this would cut down on chargebacks ;)

Haha no kidding!

JDog · 12-29-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Legally though they aren't supposed to keep that information on file at all.. in the computer or not.

Thanks for the info, I didn't know this

jDoG

sickkittens · 12-29-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

Domino's & Pizza Hut have been doing that for about 10 years already.

I still wanna know why Radio Shack wants your full name and adress with every minor battery purchase.

Kramer!

Nikoleta · 12-29-2003, 11:44 AM

Morphius · 12-29-2003, 11:46 AM

that's a great one

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Ordering Pizza in the Future... A Pizza order in the (near) future... Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?" Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order." Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?" Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir." Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas." Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir." Customer: "Whaddya mean?" Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice." Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?" Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it." Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?" Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion." Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then." Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. Your total is $49.99." Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit." Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here." Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn." Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?" Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?" Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up. Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!" Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop." Customer: (Speechless) Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?" Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke". Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics." __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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