Remind me not to shake your hand in Vegas.. 
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If you dont regularly beat one off to your content then your content is shit and you should leave this industry....Personally I quality control the content atleast twice an hour.... -
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The woman always complains that I touch my cock too much.. hmmmevery click counts...Comment
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There is a difference between beating off and then going and cleaning up, as compared to keeping your hand on your junk for up to an hour a day..Originally posted by Krome
If you dont regularly beat one off to your content then your content is shit and you should leave this industry....Personally I quality control the content atleast twice an hour....
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Is that a chick or a guy?Originally posted by hyper
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i was actually pinching my sack just as i read your thread...
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I have my pants at my knees 24/7......I really should not even bother putting them on....Comment
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I only wish more people were like this.. I usually wash my hands before I take a leak, then after, and I usually use a paper towel to open the door of the bathroom after I wash my hands...Originally posted by spunky1
I wash my hands frequently
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I do it constantly, but it's not for personal enjoyment, if i get testicular cancer I want to catch it early.
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don't know.. just thought it would add meaning to this threadOriginally posted by punkworld
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This reminds me of something that happened when my son was really little. We were standing in line at the grocery store and my son was "adjusting" himself. This snotty woman, in a most sarcastic of voices said "Pay attention to your son, I think he has to go to the bathroom". With that my son looked her right in the eye and said "I DO NOT have to go to the bathroom, my penis is sticking to my sack"
I just laughed and said "you must not have had a boy". She gave me a dirty look and turned around to mind her own business. You have to love the honesty of children.Comment
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All the time... quite often when I'm just working with the mouse rather than typing I'll just sit there with my hand on my bits. Sometimes when I pull my hand out it's really sweaty and nasty and stinks of stale unwashed ballsack.Comment
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Originally posted by wyldblyss
This reminds me of something that happened when my son was really little. We were standing in line at the grocery store and my son was "adjusting" himself. This snotty woman, in a most sarcastic of voices said "Pay attention to your son, I think he has to go to the bathroom". With that my son looked her right in the eye and said "I DO NOT have to go to the bathroom, my penis is sticking to my sack"
I just laughed and said "you must not have had a boy". She gave me a dirty look and turned around to mind her own business. You have to love the honesty of children.
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Originally posted by media
Remind me not to shake your hand in Vegas..
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Originally posted by wyldblyss
This reminds me of something that happened when my son was really little. We were standing in line at the grocery store and my son was "adjusting" himself. This snotty woman, in a most sarcastic of voices said "Pay attention to your son, I think he has to go to the bathroom". With that my son looked her right in the eye and said "I DO NOT have to go to the bathroom, my penis is sticking to my sack"
I just laughed and said "you must not have had a boy". She gave me a dirty look and turned around to mind her own business. You have to love the honesty of children.
that was entertaining to read.
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