Rabbi Offers Prayer for Web Porn Browsers - GoFuckYourself.com

greentea · 01-21-2004, 11:16 AM

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn web sites while browsing the Internet.

"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)," reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed.

Eliahu, quoted by Israel's largest daily newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, said he had responded to a deluge of queries from Orthodox Jews worried that the lure of Internet sex sites was putting family relationships at risk.

The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even program it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake.

kmanrox · 01-21-2004, 11:20 AM

Jesus tells me he concurs.

And he forgives the Jews for their views.

He told me this, don't kill the messenger...

Bansheelinks · 01-21-2004, 11:57 AM

Well it better be a mighty prayer as everyone browses porn.

01-21-2004, 11:16 AM	#1
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Rabbi Offers Prayer for Web Porn Browsers JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn web sites while browsing the Internet. "Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)," reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed. Eliahu, quoted by Israel's largest daily newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, said he had responded to a deluge of queries from Orthodox Jews worried that the lure of Internet sex sites was putting family relationships at risk. The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even program it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake. __________________ blunts

01-21-2004, 11:20 AM	#2
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	Jesus tells me he concurs. And he forgives the Jews for their views. He told me this, don't kill the messenger... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

01-21-2004, 11:57 AM	#3
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Well it better be a mighty prayer as everyone browses porn.