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12-28-2003, 02:38 PM
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Let's do some business.
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Office Pranks as listed in Maxim magazine
CLAP TRAP
Step 1: Purchase the Clapper ($25 at savontv.com). Plug it into some poor slob's power strip. Then plug his PC into the clapper. Step 2: Wait till he's sweated through a metric ton of work. Bang your desk twice, sneeze---whatever. It's shutdown time. Step 3: After he stops swearing, help your coworker restart his system. Then be nice and applaud his fortitude...by clapping!
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12-28-2003, 02:40 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Har Har ...asshole
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12-28-2003, 02:40 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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 good stuff
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12-28-2003, 02:43 PM
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nice one, I will be sure to use it!
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12-28-2003, 02:45 PM
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haha so good, i might go crazy and kill someone if i actually lost work though
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12-28-2003, 02:46 PM
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Let's do some business.
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PURPLE RAIN
Step 1: Sit on Kool-Aid until the perfect rainy day. While your target is away from his desk, fill his umbrella with the powder and close it up. Step 2: When the sucker pops open his umbrella the next time he steps into the rain, he'll be showered in purple pixie dust. Step 3: The shock and awe will make him lower his umbrella, and the rain will turn your stunned quarry into a giant, sticky, screaming blueberry Blow Pop. Devious, but delicious!
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12-28-2003, 02:47 PM
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That is so evil!
This is supposed to be the holiday season. Wait until April Fools Day!  |
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12-28-2003, 02:48 PM
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