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  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208

    #1

    So, how can I ditch my wife in Vegas?

    I need to ditch the wife so I can get some action. Any suggestions?
  • punker barbie
    Meow Meow!!!
    • Nov 2003
    • 10232

    #2
    give her the credit card!!!!
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    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
      WW4L
      • Oct 2002
      • 10581

      #3
      why bother to bring her if you feel this way?

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      • Pornwolf
        Drunk and Unruly
        • Jan 2002
        • 22712

        #4
        Not gonna happen bro.
        I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

        Webair, bitches.

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        • media
          Confirmed Moneymaker
          • Apr 2002
          • 9853

          #5
          Get a divorce?

          Media
          I'm here for the violence!

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          • GeXus
            Confirmed User
            • May 2003
            • 3320

            #6
            Hahaha.. good luck

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            • webair
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              • Feb 2002
              • 8531

              #7
              impossible


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              • Mr Pheer
                So Fucking Banned
                • Dec 2002
                • 22083

                #8
                Just show her this thread, I'm sure it will no longer be a problem.

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                • Babaganoosh
                  ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841

                  #9
                  "Honey, look over there. It's those queer eye guys."

                  Then run like hell.
                  I like pie.

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                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                    WW4L
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 10581

                    #10
                    Originally posted by uproared


                    That's too deep and meaningful for GFY. Please edit your post
                    Then maybe i should have said was...
                    Leave her the fuck at home jackass

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                    • DarkBob
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 2300

                      #11
                      I'll entertain her. Is she hot?
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                      • Rictor
                        Old Timer
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 12208

                        #12
                        She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.

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                        • pussyluver
                          Clueless OleMan
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11009

                          #13
                          Of course she could be thinking the same thing.

                          Possible actions:

                          a) Pick a fight and storm off
                          b) Have a seminar to attend
                          c) Get a buddy to hit on her
                          d) Tell the truth
                          e) Help with a photo shoot for a fellow webmaster
                          f) Take her to a bunch of seminars and hope she gets board
                          g) Send her to a show with another webmasters wife with - he has the same problem
                          h) Slip her a mickey (just kidding on this one)
                          i) Skip it cause you'd feel to guilty - naw

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                          • pussyluver
                            Clueless OleMan
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 11009

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rictor
                            She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.
                            Your screwed - NOT

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                            • SoundMan
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 3471

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rictor
                              I need to ditch the wife so I can get some action. Any suggestions?
                              1) Dont bring her!
                              2) Send her to the guy ranch.
                              3) Play her to a stud.

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                              • Vitasoy
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 58202

                                #16
                                drug her.... and then take off


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                                • Holly
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 10017

                                  #17
                                  Uh oh. I gotta rethink those ass pics. I don't need somebody's wife hunting me down. I'm too prissy to fight.
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                                  • tootie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 6041

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rictor
                                    She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.
                                    Yeah, that SHOULD be her job. You married her.


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                                    • Rictor
                                      Old Timer
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 12208

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                      Uh oh. I gotta rethink those ass pics. I don't need somebody's wife hunting me down. I'm too prissy to fight.
                                      She doesn't care about pictures or even if I shoot content, as long as my penis doesn't touch the girls.

                                      Heck, she probably likes looking at naked women more than I do.

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                                      • laura99
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 877

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MrPheer
                                        Just show her this thread, I'm sure it will no longer be a problem.

                                        He just did.

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                                        • steve90
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2397

                                          #21
                                          you shove some cocaine up her ass while she is asleep the tip off the cops

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                                          • jact
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 9134

                                            #22
                                            LadyM said she's more then welcome to spend time with her, so there you go.
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                                            • SoundMan
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 3471

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by steve90
                                              you shove some cocaine up her ass while she is asleep the tip off the cops

                                              hahaahhaa

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                                              • V_RocKs
                                                Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 32449

                                                #24
                                                I think you answered your own question with the question.

                                                hint - find a ditch...

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                                                • Mr.Fiction
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 9484

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by laura99


                                                  He just did.
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                                                  • laura99
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 877

                                                    #26
                                                    I just sucked your weenor and swallowed, are ya happy now?

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                                                    • Rictor
                                                      Old Timer
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 12208

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by laura99
                                                      I just sucked your weenor and swallowed, are ya happy now?
                                                      See? She's trying to keep me all for herself.

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                                                      • laura99
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 877

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Rictor


                                                        See? She's trying to keep me all for herself.
                                                        Your weenor won't rot and fall off that way.

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                                                        • laura99
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 877

                                                          #29
                                                          Now my belly hurts. You eat too much hot stuff.

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                                                          • TiGrrPrr
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 562

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Rictor
                                                            She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.
                                                            tiny tiny,
                                                            Admitting you have a wee wee is the first step.
                                                            Thats she cares about where you put the self admitted little one, you should be happy that it still concerns her.

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                                                            • Pornwolf
                                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 22712

                                                              #31
                                                              Shove cocaine up her ass? That's the first time I've heard that one.
                                                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                              Webair, bitches.

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                                                              • TiGrrPrr
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 562

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                I need to ditch the wife so I can get some action. Any suggestions?
                                                                Buy her an all day treatment at a casino spa so she's ready for that high roller later on?

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                                                                • laura99
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 877

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by TiGrrPrr


                                                                  Buy her an all day treatment at a casino spa so she's ready for that high roller later on?
                                                                  Oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                  • chowda
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 9527

                                                                    #34
                                                                    ask her to join live gangbangs

                                                                    and sneek off to the bunny ranch
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                                                                    • Rictor
                                                                      Old Timer
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 12208

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by TiGrrPrr


                                                                      Buy her an all day treatment at a casino spa so she's ready for that high roller later on?
                                                                      Posting crazy shit like this doesn't help anyone.

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                                                                      • TiGrrPrr
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 562

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Sorry thought you were seeking suggestions, this isn't the place to come for help

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                                                                        • laura99
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 877

                                                                          #37
                                                                          But TiGrrPrr's was the best! Yes send me to the spa. He wouldn't do that though. He won't leave my side the whole time we are there and he hates the spa.

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                                                                          • Rictor
                                                                            Old Timer
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 12208

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
                                                                            Sorry thought you were seeking suggestions, this isn't the place to come for help
                                                                            Your suggestion was sexist and anti-man.

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                                                                            • BlackCrayon
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 19634

                                                                              #39
                                                                              get dougmor to organize a gangbang her for her in the hotel, that should keep her busy long enough for you to get some. after all if you want to fuck other girls then there is nothing wrong with her fucking other guys right?
                                                                              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                              • Head
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                • 8278

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                                Of course she could be thinking the same thing.

                                                                                Possible actions:

                                                                                a) Pick a fight and storm off
                                                                                b) Have a seminar to attend
                                                                                c) Get a buddy to hit on her
                                                                                d) Tell the truth
                                                                                e) Help with a photo shoot for a fellow webmaster
                                                                                f) Take her to a bunch of seminars and hope she gets board
                                                                                g) Send her to a show with another webmasters wife with - he has the same problem
                                                                                h) Slip her a mickey (just kidding on this one)
                                                                                i) Skip it cause you'd feel to guilty - naw
                                                                                Somegood ones here! Just give her a K and leave her on a slot machine!

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                                                                                • Brujah
                                                                                  Beer Money Baron
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 22157

                                                                                  #41

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                                                                                  • Phoenix
                                                                                    BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 35475

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    just invite her to join in

                                                                                    the more the merrier
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                                                                                    • NoCarrier
                                                                                      We need more free porn
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 16356

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Just tell her that you lost a lot of cash playing poker and that you made a deal to rent her for the weekend to this guy



                                                                                      Unless she leaves you alone for the rest of the day, the deal is on

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                                                                                      • bopha
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                                        • 1882

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Sephora

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                                                                                        • PersianKitty
                                                                                          Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 7785

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Buy her a new sports car and some jewelry with huge diamonds in it, then sign a piece a document that gives her every bit of money you make for the rest of your life.


                                                                                          (anything else Laura?)

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                                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                            Now with more Jayne
                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                            • 40077

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            maybe she is just playing her cards close to her chest so she can ditch you and get her own action

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                                                                                            • radical
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 2876

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              hmmm sell her!!!




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                                                                                              • ImPimpin
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 273

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                                She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.
                                                                                                damn... who the fuck would have thought... your misses didnt want you to fuck someone else... man shes a bitch......

                                                                                                or... your just a dick.. if you wanted to fuck other people why in the hell did you say 'I do'

                                                                                                You should have said no bitch.. i'm a P-I-M-P

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                                                                                                • Babagirls
                                                                                                  Text Writer
                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                  • 18812

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Why would you marry someone, VOWING your love and faithfulness to ONE person forever and then try to cheat?? SHE should divorce YOUR ass..........asshole!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                                  If you want other pussy, ask for a 3 some, if she says no, then deal with it or GET OUT!




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                                                                                                    #50
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