So, how can I ditch my wife in Vegas? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rictor · 12-27-2003, 11:05 PM

I need to ditch the wife so I can get some action. Any suggestions?

punker barbie · 12-27-2003, 11:11 PM

give her the credit card!!!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-27-2003, 11:12 PM

why bother to bring her if you feel this way?

Pornwolf · 12-27-2003, 11:12 PM

Not gonna happen bro.

media · 12-27-2003, 11:12 PM

Get a divorce?

Media

GeXus · 12-27-2003, 11:12 PM

Hahaha.. good luck

webair · 12-27-2003, 11:13 PM

impossible

Mr Pheer · 12-27-2003, 11:14 PM

Just show her this thread, I'm sure it will no longer be a problem.

Babaganoosh · 12-27-2003, 11:15 PM

"Honey, look over there. It's those queer eye guys."

Then run like hell.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-27-2003, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uproared

That's too deep and meaningful for GFY. Please edit your post

Then maybe i should have said was...
Leave her the fuck at home jackass

DarkBob · 12-27-2003, 11:16 PM

I'll entertain her. Is she hot?

Rictor · 12-27-2003, 11:19 PM

She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.

pussyluver · 12-27-2003, 11:24 PM

Of course she could be thinking the same thing.

Possible actions:

a) Pick a fight and storm off
b) Have a seminar to attend
c) Get a buddy to hit on her
d) Tell the truth
e) Help with a photo shoot for a fellow webmaster
f) Take her to a bunch of seminars and hope she gets board
g) Send her to a show with another webmasters wife with - he has the same problem
h) Slip her a mickey (just kidding on this one)
i) Skip it cause you'd feel to guilty - naw

pussyluver · 12-27-2003, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.

Your screwed - NOT

SoundMan · 12-27-2003, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I need to ditch the wife so I can get some action. Any suggestions?

1) Dont bring her!
2) Send her to the guy ranch.
3) Play her to a stud.

Vitasoy · 12-27-2003, 11:30 PM

drug her.... and then take off

Holly · 12-27-2003, 11:32 PM

Uh oh. I gotta rethink those ass pics. I don't need somebody's wife hunting me down. I'm too prissy to fight.

tootie · 12-27-2003, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.

Yeah, that SHOULD be her job. You married her.

Rictor · 12-27-2003, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Uh oh. I gotta rethink those ass pics. I don't need somebody's wife hunting me down. I'm too prissy to fight.

She doesn't care about pictures or even if I shoot content, as long as my penis doesn't touch the girls.

Heck, she probably likes looking at naked women more than I do.

laura99 · 12-27-2003, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
Just show her this thread, I'm sure it will no longer be a problem.

He just did.

steve90 · 12-27-2003, 11:58 PM

you shove some cocaine up her ass while she is asleep the tip off the cops

jact · 12-27-2003, 11:59 PM

LadyM said she's more then welcome to spend time with her, so there you go.

SoundMan · 12-28-2003, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by steve90
you shove some cocaine up her ass while she is asleep the tip off the cops

hahaahhaa

V_RocKs · 12-28-2003, 12:01 AM

I think you answered your own question with the question.

hint - find a ditch...

Mr.Fiction · 12-28-2003, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99

He just did.

laura99 · 12-28-2003, 12:05 AM

I just sucked your weenor and swallowed, are ya happy now?

Rictor · 12-28-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99
I just sucked your weenor and swallowed, are ya happy now?

See? She's trying to keep me all for herself.

laura99 · 12-28-2003, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor

See? She's trying to keep me all for herself.

Your weenor won't rot and fall off that way.

laura99 · 12-28-2003, 12:17 AM

Now my belly hurts. You eat too much hot stuff.

TiGrrPrr · 12-28-2003, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.

tiny tiny,
Admitting you have a wee wee is the first step.
Thats she cares about where you put the self admitted little one, you should be happy that it still concerns her.

Pornwolf · 12-28-2003, 12:27 AM

Shove cocaine up her ass? That's the first time I've heard that one.

TiGrrPrr · 12-28-2003, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I need to ditch the wife so I can get some action. Any suggestions?

Buy her an all day treatment at a casino spa so she's ready for that high roller later on?

laura99 · 12-28-2003, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TiGrrPrr

Buy her an all day treatment at a casino spa so she's ready for that high roller later on?

Oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

chowda · 12-28-2003, 12:33 AM

ask her to join live gangbangs

and sneek off to the bunny ranch

Rictor · 12-28-2003, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TiGrrPrr

Buy her an all day treatment at a casino spa so she's ready for that high roller later on?

Posting crazy shit like this doesn't help anyone.

TiGrrPrr · 12-28-2003, 12:38 AM

Sorry thought you were seeking suggestions, this isn't the place to come for help

laura99 · 12-28-2003, 11:08 AM

But TiGrrPrr's was the best! Yes send me to the spa. He wouldn't do that though. He won't leave my side the whole time we are there and he hates the spa.

Rictor · 12-28-2003, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
Sorry thought you were seeking suggestions, this isn't the place to come for help

Your suggestion was sexist and anti-man.

BlackCrayon · 12-28-2003, 12:22 PM

get dougmor to organize a gangbang her for her in the hotel, that should keep her busy long enough for you to get some. after all if you want to fuck other girls then there is nothing wrong with her fucking other guys right?

Head · 12-28-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pussyluver
Of course she could be thinking the same thing.

Possible actions:

a) Pick a fight and storm off
b) Have a seminar to attend
c) Get a buddy to hit on her
d) Tell the truth
e) Help with a photo shoot for a fellow webmaster
f) Take her to a bunch of seminars and hope she gets board
g) Send her to a show with another webmasters wife with - he has the same problem
h) Slip her a mickey (just kidding on this one)
i) Skip it cause you'd feel to guilty - naw

Somegood ones here! Just give her a K and leave her on a slot machine!

Brujah · 12-28-2003, 12:25 PM

Phoenix · 12-28-2003, 12:26 PM

just invite her to join in

the more the merrier

NoCarrier · 12-28-2003, 12:32 PM

Just tell her that you lost a lot of cash playing poker and that you made a deal to rent her for the weekend to this guy

Unless she leaves you alone for the rest of the day, the deal is on

bopha · 12-28-2003, 12:35 PM

Sephora

PersianKitty · 12-28-2003, 12:36 PM

Buy her a new sports car and some jewelry with huge diamonds in it, then sign a piece a document that gives her every bit of money you make for the rest of your life.

(anything else Laura?)

Sarah_Jayne · 12-28-2003, 01:32 PM

maybe she is just playing her cards close to her chest so she can ditch you and get her own action

radical · 12-28-2003, 03:08 PM

hmmm sell her!!!

ImPimpin · 12-28-2003, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.

damn... who the fuck would have thought... your misses didnt want you to fuck someone else... man shes a bitch......

or... your just a dick.. if you wanted to fuck other people why in the hell did you say 'I do'

You should have said no bitch.. i'm a P-I-M-P

Babagirls · 12-28-2003, 03:48 PM

Why would you marry someone, VOWING your love and faithfulness to ONE person forever and then try to cheat?? SHE should divorce YOUR ass..........asshole!!!!!!!!!

If you want other pussy, ask for a 3 some, if she says no, then deal with it or GET OUT!

woj · 12-28-2003, 03:49 PM

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12-27-2003, 11:05 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	So, how can I ditch my wife in Vegas? I need to ditch the wife so I can get some action. Any suggestions?

12-27-2003, 11:12 PM	#4
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Not gonna happen bro. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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12-27-2003, 11:12 PM	#6
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12-27-2003, 11:11 PM	#2
punker barbie Meow Meow!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 10,228	give her the credit card!!!!

12-27-2003, 11:12 PM	#3
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	why bother to bring her if you feel this way?

12-27-2003, 11:14 PM	#8
Mr Pheer So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,582	Just show her this thread, I'm sure it will no longer be a problem.

12-27-2003, 11:15 PM	#9
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12-27-2003, 11:16 PM	#11
DarkBob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,300	I'll entertain her. Is she hot?

12-27-2003, 11:19 PM	#12
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.

12-27-2003, 11:24 PM	#13
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Of course she could be thinking the same thing. Possible actions: a) Pick a fight and storm off b) Have a seminar to attend c) Get a buddy to hit on her d) Tell the truth e) Help with a photo shoot for a fellow webmaster f) Take her to a bunch of seminars and hope she gets board g) Send her to a show with another webmasters wife with - he has the same problem h) Slip her a mickey (just kidding on this one) i) Skip it cause you'd feel to guilty - naw

12-27-2003, 11:30 PM	#16
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	drug her.... and then take off __________________ [email protected]

12-27-2003, 11:32 PM	#17
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Uh oh. I gotta rethink those ass pics. I don't need somebody's wife hunting me down. I'm too prissy to fight. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

12-27-2003, 11:58 PM	#21
steve90 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 2,397	you shove some cocaine up her ass while she is asleep the tip off the cops

12-27-2003, 11:59 PM	#22
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	LadyM said she's more then welcome to spend time with her, so there you go. __________________ Free agent

12-28-2003, 12:01 AM	#24
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	I think you answered your own question with the question. hint - find a ditch...

12-28-2003, 12:05 AM	#26
laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	I just sucked your weenor and swallowed, are ya happy now? __________________

12-28-2003, 12:17 AM	#29
laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	Now my belly hurts. You eat too much hot stuff. __________________

12-28-2003, 12:27 AM	#31
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Shove cocaine up her ass? That's the first time I've heard that one. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

12-28-2003, 12:33 AM	#34
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12-28-2003, 12:38 AM	#36
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	Sorry thought you were seeking suggestions, this isn't the place to come for help

12-28-2003, 11:08 AM	#37
laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	But TiGrrPrr's was the best! Yes send me to the spa. He wouldn't do that though. He won't leave my side the whole time we are there and he hates the spa. __________________

12-28-2003, 12:22 PM	#39
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12-28-2003, 12:32 PM	#43
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Just tell her that you lost a lot of cash playing poker and that you made a deal to rent her for the weekend to this guy Unless she leaves you alone for the rest of the day, the deal is on __________________

12-28-2003, 12:35 PM	#44
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12-28-2003, 01:32 PM	#46
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12-28-2003, 03:48 PM	#49
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