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Brujah 12-28-2003 12:25 PM
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Phoenix 12-28-2003 12:26 PM
just invite her to join in

the more the merrier:glugglug

NoCarrier 12-28-2003 12:32 PM
Just tell her that you lost a lot of cash playing poker and that you made a deal to rent her for the weekend to this guy

http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/v...r/DSC_0017.JPG

Unless she leaves you alone for the rest of the day, the deal is on

bopha 12-28-2003 12:35 PM
Sephora

PersianKitty 12-28-2003 12:36 PM
Buy her a new sports car and some jewelry with huge diamonds in it, then sign a piece a document that gives her every bit of money you make for the rest of your life.


(anything else Laura?)

Sarah_Jayne 12-28-2003 01:32 PM
maybe she is just playing her cards close to her chest so she can ditch you and get her own action :)

radical 12-28-2003 03:08 PM
hmmm sell her!!! :thumbsup

ImPimpin 12-28-2003 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor
She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.
damn... who the fuck would have thought... your misses didnt want you to fuck someone else... man shes a bitch......

or... your just a dick.. if you wanted to fuck other people why in the hell did you say 'I do'

You should have said no bitch.. i'm a P-I-M-P

Babagirls 12-28-2003 03:48 PM
Why would you marry someone, VOWING your love and faithfulness to ONE person forever and then try to cheat?? SHE should divorce YOUR ass..........asshole!!!!!!!!!

If you want other pussy, ask for a 3 some, if she says no, then deal with it or GET OUT!:boid

woj 12-28-2003 03:49 PM
50 ways to ditch yoru wife

MetaMan 12-28-2003 03:49 PM
bring her a black man, or a black dildo, make sure it vibrates. or get her drunk as hell and leave a trail of coke around the room, will keep her busy for hours

Rictor 12-28-2003 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BlackCrayon
get dougmor to organize a gangbang her for her in the hotel, that should keep her busy long enough for you to get some. after all if you want to fuck other girls then there is nothing wrong with her fucking other guys right?
Why the fuck would I care?

Rictor 12-28-2003 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by PersianKitty
Buy her a new sports car and some jewelry with huge diamonds in it, then sign a piece a document that gives her every bit of money you make for the rest of your life.


(anything else Laura?)
Okay, but I'm keeping all the cats!

nathan_f 12-28-2003 06:09 PM
give her food poisoning.

Rictor 12-28-2003 06:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ImPimpin


damn... who the fuck would have thought... your misses didnt want you to fuck someone else... man shes a bitch......

or... your just a dick.. if you wanted to fuck other people why in the hell did you say 'I do'

You should have said no bitch.. i'm a P-I-M-P
She tricked me into marriage with lots of blowjobs. It's something women do to trick guys who have never been married before. Don't fall for it guys!

nathan_f 12-28-2003 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor


She tricked me into marriage with lots of blowjobs. It's something women do to trick guys who have never been married before. Don't fall for it guys!
FUCK! I fell for the same thing.

Just read that to the wife, she laughed, her way of acknowledging she got me.

Rictor 12-28-2003 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by nathan_f


FUCK! I fell for the same thing.

Just read that to the wife, she laughed, her way of acknowledging she got me.
We have to spread the word so no more men fall prey to this vile scam!

LadyMischief 12-28-2003 06:23 PM
You can leave her with me, Rictor. I'm gonna be doing some shooting while I'm down there, she can tag along, take some shots of her own and we can be camera geeks together.

Rictor 12-28-2003 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by LadyMischief
You can leave her with me, Rictor. I'm gonna be doing some shooting while I'm down there, she can tag along, take some shots of her own and we can be camera geeks together.
You think she's gonna let me out of her sight for 5 minutes after this thread?? :Graucho

LadyMischief 12-28-2003 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor


You think she's gonna let me out of her sight for 5 minutes after this thread?? :Graucho
Yeah, she will once I'm finished talking to her.. Muhahahahhahaa...

Rictor 12-28-2003 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by LadyMischief
You can leave her with me, Rictor. I'm gonna be doing some shooting while I'm down there, she can tag along, take some shots of her own and we can be camera geeks together.
She is bringing her camera(s), so I'm sure I'll be going wherever she goes, since I'm the one that carries her 50 pounds of crap everywhere.

laura99 12-28-2003 11:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor


She is bringing her camera(s), so I'm sure I'll be going wherever she goes, since I'm the one that carries her 50 pounds of crap everywhere.
Damn straight!

laura99 12-28-2003 11:46 PM
What's your ass doing out of your corner. Get back to the corner BIOTCH!

Rictor 12-28-2003 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by laura99
What's your ass doing out of your corner. Get back to the corner BIOTCH!
Grr.

RyuLion 12-29-2003 12:07 AM
I think this thread backfired.

bump! :1orglaugh


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