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12-25-2003, 11:16 PM
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God Damned Fucking Twisties on fucking presents!!!
Ok I think shit is getting alittle out of fucking control!!!!
Did anyone else spend the better part of christmas day trying to untwist thes grey fucking twisties on every mother fucking toy made!!!!! Jesus these things are secured better then most banks!!! It takes fucking wirecutters or a hell of alot of twisting to get the damn toys out!!! And the hole time all you here is Daddy hurry up!!! Daddy you almost done!! Why you doing his first!!! I was waiting longer!!! daddy you look like your hair has gotten Greyer sitting here!!! DADDY..................... Jesus Shuit the fuck up!!! Blame Santa for putting these damn things on the toys kids not me!!! LOL |
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12-25-2003, 11:18 PM
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LOL
God those piss me off, too! AUGH!
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12-25-2003, 11:19 PM
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I agree! I almost posted the same thing earlier this morning, after untwisting about 200 of those little bastards!!
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12-25-2003, 11:25 PM
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It is 10:23 here in Wa st and my 6 and 7 yr old are just starting to play with some there toys!! i mean some this stuff is like 4 ft long and heavy and has like 87 twisties!!!
Like a 6 yr old is gonna shove it down his pants and walk out with it!!! ITS BIGGER THEN HIM!!!! |
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12-25-2003, 11:29 PM
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12-25-2003, 11:32 PM
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lol, we just cut them off if we can. If not, ya - it takes about 10 minutes per twist-thing.
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12-25-2003, 11:35 PM
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12-25-2003, 11:38 PM
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12-25-2003, 11:38 PM
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Wire cutters should be mandatory at Christmas
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12-25-2003, 11:41 PM
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12-25-2003, 11:44 PM
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12-26-2003, 11:25 AM
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Fuck I found more god damned ties!!!
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12-26-2003, 11:26 AM
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dont buy ANY barbie products then
im finding them all over the fucking house |
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12-26-2003, 11:28 AM
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The ties are enough to throw you over the edge, but when they screw the damn toys into the box. That's enough for me. My sons had one present that had 4 trucks in one package, each one was screwed in as well as those damn twisties around each wheel. Getting ridiculous.
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12-26-2003, 11:30 AM
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I have a hard enough time getting the twisties off. How is a kid supposed to do it.
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12-26-2003, 11:30 AM
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hehehehehehe
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12-26-2003, 11:31 AM
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Its unbelieveable!!!
Just rediculous!!! Fuck Hasbro Fuck Tonka Fuck LEGO SHHEEEESH |
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12-26-2003, 11:32 AM
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A sharp knife is my solution!
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12-26-2003, 11:32 AM
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i just dug out the box for the "barbie swan lake lila unicorn and carriage"
14 twisties LOL |
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12-26-2003, 02:38 PM
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OK the worst one yet!! Is the Lord of the rings Castle!!!
31 Twisties!!!!! |
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12-26-2003, 02:48 PM
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Yes. I think these factory workers deliberately overtighten them to fuck with us.
I can't stand the sticky taype security wrappers on DVD's either. God almighty is a .10 cent stupid piece of plastic and they tape it in there like it was 24 kt gold. Also the toy cars where they are screwed into the base. 
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12-26-2003, 02:55 PM
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12-26-2003, 05:37 PM
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12-26-2003, 06:32 PM
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Lucky for me my youngest is "odd". She likes keeping a lot of her things in the box, unopened. She still had a lot of last years gifts unopened. We bought her a "dream kitchen" one of those huge pretend kitchens with counters, sinks, stove, fridge, pull out table et. a couple years ago. It's still in the box and she promises to have me open it "pretty soon".
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12-26-2003, 07:28 PM
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To heck with the kids! Peter's "smallest rc car in the world" was screwed to the container and he broke the car's charger trying to get it out! Grrrr! He never got to chase the dog with it even once!
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12-26-2003, 07:42 PM
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I was going nuts with these all day yestarday as well. you can't get too rough with the twisties, because then you'll break the fucking toy! why don't they just build the toys out of the twisties, and throw it in a box? The other thing I hate is the 50-micron molded blister packaging. there's no way in other than cutting it, and you always either cut yourself on the edge of the plastic or come close to cutting the toy.
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12-26-2003, 07:49 PM
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Damn near made me start thinking $$$
Thats all I am getting is $$$ |
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12-26-2003, 10:19 PM
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hahaha,
Hell yes! And fuck yes to those goddamned blister packages! Holy fucking lord. I spent like 10 minutes trying to get a goddamned compactflash card out of one in the parking lot that I needed RIGHT NOW for my camera. If you don't have a knife you are totally fucked. Ended up making a hole JUST large enough w/ my car keys to barely pull the fucker out. Lord help me if it was something large. -Phil
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12-26-2003, 10:22 PM
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My youngest niece is still into Barbies and Brats and yes they have those damn twisties every fucking where.
The worst one was the brat on the motorcycle....they actually ran the twisties up inside his pant leg...I swear I spent half an hour getting that whole package undone and then trying to get the battery compartment open. |
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12-26-2003, 10:24 PM
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12-27-2003, 12:45 AM
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Blister packs totally suck.
And you think twist-ties are bad? Zip strips are even worse.
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12-27-2003, 12:53 AM
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