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I AM WEB 2.0
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Whats the stupidest thing you have seen someone do?
i would have to say one of my friends sniffed a line of about 6-7 ants, thats has to be one of the stupidest thing i have ever seen,
o and my friend was lighting a snowboard rail on fire and he lit it while he was pouring the fuel, it caught his jacket on fire and we just stood laughing our ass off at him. whats the stupidest thing you have personally seen someone do? |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Register to GFY.
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reading this thread
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one of my friends was pouring out this glue type stuff from the can onto the ground and lighting it on fire. well the flame went up the trail of glue back into the can and the whole can caught on fire. of all places my friend could have thrown the can, he throws it straight back behind him, where my friend is sitting. the can of glue hits my friend in the chest, flaming glue goes all over him, catches his shirt on fire, instead of helping out my friend who is on fire, running around screaming, the guy is just laughing his ass off.
my friend had to rip his shirt off and still got pretty badly burned, and burned off all the hair on his arms and chest. the guy got his ass kicked after all of this.
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So Fucking Banned
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well i used icy hot as a masturbatory lubricant once when i was 14
thats pretty strange in retrospect, dont do that fyi |
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WHY's brother likes to pee on people in bars .. bout the funniest shit i've ever seen =)
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elephants dont swat flies
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When I was about 12 I masturbated with silly putty and it got stuck to my few pubic hairs
Saw some guy take a bong hit of a couple big moths at a party last summer
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-*- Gee theres so many * even ones that dont directly involve me
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Chinese people drive.
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When we were little kids my brother grabbed on to the blades inside a blender to see if he was strong enough to keep them from spinning. He wasn't.
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Waiting until 1999 to get in the biz. All the real money was made 94-98
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I saw someone punch a running chainsaw
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So Fucking Banned
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get married, and stick their hand under a running lawnmower. cut those fuckers right off.
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Holy shit, I've seen some dumb stuff. Lemme think for a sec....
I think my personal favorite had to be when a buddy of mine was trying to hook up with a girl that he thought was the hottest thing he'd ever seen. (Incidentally, she was indeed one helluva hot girl. Absolutely stunning with long black hair and perfect smile and sweet attitude. I miss her; we became good friends after laughing our asses off at my bud) He bought her a drink and we sat around talking and shooting pool, then he excused himself for the bathroom and didn't bother reading the signs on the doors and waltzed into the ladies' room. He hurried back out again after some woman in there asked him if he was in the right place, turned around and proceeded to walk INTO the men's room door. Not through it, mind you, INTO it. It was priceless to watch him hit his face against the door so hard that he sat down. And yet he somehow still managed to get a date from the girl. Lucky bastard. |
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Saw one guy in a bar to this shit...
Tequila, salt and lemon. But the salt on your hand...snif the whole thing through your nose. Drink the Tequila. And then, finish that shot by pressing the lemon in your eye. ![]() That was crazy !!!
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Was camping in Lebanon State forest about 7 years ago. This park sits on 32,000 acres in the Jersey Pinelands, totally in the middle of nowhere.
This group of kids come in to the park and throws a kegger, radio blasting all day and just being really disresptful to everyone else camped there. all day they have people stopping by and then leaving. Pot smoke hovering over their site like a cloud. about 1am, I get up to go take a piss and decide to smoke a bowl outside the tent as the Mrs is sleeping. There I am in my chair just about to light a nice bowl and there are a dozen or so searchlights that pop up on the kegger's site, people running thru the woods all over the place, screaming freeze, dont move!!! total invasion of the man.... The kegger crew has a 12 man tent. In there are about 10-12 guys 18-25 years old drinking booze ( 21 is legal age here) there are a bunch of girls there, some of them start telling the cops they are 15 and shit. The cops went mental on these guys, not only the drugs and booze but underage girls, dealing drugs in the state park. The cops found about a 1/4 LB of grass, the Keg, Pills and a load of cash that the guy that had it on him isnt sure how much is there. Turns out they also were cutting down trees (illegally) to burn and one of the guys there is a police cadet, lol..... Any woodsman knows you cant burn a green tree. One of the guys that tried running out of the park got busted behind my site. Ran right into the police's backup crew that was there via state rangers. There was cops, rangers, troopers everywhere man, it was fucking nuts. I sat there in my chair watched this all unfold with the bust in total amazement. The troopers came back with a pickup, got ALL the kids gear and the site was totally packed up. Cops never said boo to me as I sat there. Bowl stahsed in my jacket, unlit, lol..... If I had been out there 2 minutes earlier and lit that, who knows what woulda happened to me. I had a case of beer, bottle of VOdka and 1/2 Oz on me, but, I keep my shit on the downlow.......... |
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Long time no happy ending
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I say Deepsy take down GFY and go to jail for it. He went to jail for typing on a computer - how lame. Can't get any stupider than that.
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bunch of idiots ... hahaha
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post this thread?
i saw a girl snort sweet and low once, and apparently that is a very painful thing to do. a bartender at this club used to use a little something to wake up - she'd put it right on the bar. this chick knew it, thought the sweet and low was coke and thought she'd snort it. was that ever instant karma! |
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Saw a drunk try to run across the tram tracks right in front of an oncoming tram.
Cut him up into three pieces. Horrible sight. |
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