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Tried fucking my best friend tonight
her name is nikki, i love her to death and a few weeks ago she asked me online if i wanted to fuck her... tonight we all get drunk, my friend fucks her friend so i ask nikki if she wants to fuck. she says "i dont know"
so i say good you're walking home and i left. i am so heart broken talk shit on me, go ahead, i have known this girl for so long and she pretty much shoots ME down. i can't belive it, i might as well kill myself. i have nothing.. you guys might think this is a waste of a thread but i am so ruined right now.. i am in tears.. i cant belive it.. no girl ever makes me cry but im crying over a fuckin girl.. who id do anything for.. but she shits on me, she obviously said something she didnt mean and she embarsses me and shits on me.. do you guys have any personal experience trying to fuck "platonic" friends
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I hear you. I have a best friend of years I'd love to fuck. But would never EVER say it. And I doubt she would ever think of me that way.
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Maybe she feels the same way about you and she's afraid that if she sleeps with you it'll ruin your friendship? If she means that much to you call her NOW. You'll regret it if you don't.
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umm... just a heads up but "I don't know" is not "no". Huge difference. Maybe you want to drive back there.
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You gave up to easy grass hoppa...You must pursue the puss....
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maybe she's on the rag dumbass.
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GFY Royality ;)
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By the way, did you actually SAY "fuck"? If you did, maybe she thinks you're just interested in a "fuck" and nothing more. Girls usually hate that. That would make her even more likely to think fucking would ruin your friendship.
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We should make a reality show about this. Dude your fuckin funny.
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Pad, maybe she's afraid if things don't work so well between the two of you, then she'll lose a good friend. If she's in love with you, is 'fucking' or making love for the first time together a good thing to do when you're both drunk? Better when you both know it was a conscious decision to push this good friendship to a higher level. Don't feel bad.......us women like to think too much sometimes.
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or maybe she ate mexican food last night and her poop shoot is on fire from the tamale torpedos she's been dropping down the shitter all day, and doesn;t want to be embarassed when you go down on her, get a whiff, and pass the fuck out.
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Asking you online if you want to fuck means as much as if I asked for it.
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cant drive back there, embarassed she called me, i said 'why did u say something u didnt mean' and she said 'i did mean it' hung up on her, to embarassed, friendship ruined over hormones she was ragging it 2 days ago, might still be, i dont care she would have told me if she was still. to whoever said i lied about being over 13, fuck you my heart is broken, don't pick on the currently weak you lifeless cocksucker
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Haven't called her yet, have you?
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call her now
tell her how you feel and why you got so sad about it shell understand and next time you'll fuck |
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Does lil2rich have a brother?
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i dont know is definetly not a no... get some game.
stop crying you silly bitch. |
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go apoligize to her for acting so radically say how you feel about her, and what having sex with her would mean to you trust me you'll be back together |
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things like this happen, emotion over "game" you just can't help it pad has my full support |
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Please click here to pay for the excess bandwidth or click here to upgrade to a more suitable hosting package. Your website is fucking lame, faggot! |
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Pick up your socks. Stop being a fag.
CALL her and apologize profously. Say you are so sorry you were "confused" and upset at the same time. DO IT NOW and you will save the friendship. FUCK your ego and being embarrassed. Christ, DO IT NOW. |
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just remember
you can fix all of this just get your ass in your car and drive there or forever regret this opportunity |
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DID I FORGET TO MENTION SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND?
she asked me if i wanted to fuck when they were going out anyway i think.... but maybe thats it we've been good friends for so long, i can't tell her how i feel about her because i'm afraid i'll drive her away.. you guys need to understand that.. picture your good female friend you fall in love with, it's impossible to tell her how you feel because you do not want to ruin what you already have.. you guys need to be sensitive to what i'm saying because i've been in love twice and now both times seem to be crashing down on me
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What a fucking pussy "I don't know" means go for the gold. I don't recommend fucking your best friend btw. All it does is fuck up your friendship in most cases. Chances are you would've hooked up a long time ago if you belonged together. Stop crying, be a fucking man! Get your ass back over there and explain yourself. It ain't too late to hit the pussy you pussified mother fucker!
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pathetic
crying over a girl sad sad sad The only girls you should cry over is your mom or your daughter. As for the rest, you must make them respect the cock. Repeat after me: THEY MUST RESPECT THE COCK |
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Duh! Hello... she wasn't sure, you told her to get out??? She asks a question and you hang up on her? That has nothing to do with hormones. It has everything to do with you being a complete and total moron. You tried to sleep with your best friend, who has a boyfriend.... hello?!?!?! Duh! If she's smart, she'll never talk to you again. |
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fuck friendship..
call her up, and cry, maybe she'll give you a pity fuck... then when it's over, give her the "you're walking home" line again this time add BITCH to the end of it... |
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I'm here for SPORT
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what the fuck is this - the college lean on me looser camp?
you did the right thing - throw her ass out. put out or fuck off. who the fuck wants all the emotional baggage without the bootie? Women - realize, men are ONLY simpathetic to you cause we want to fuck you. GOOD FOR YOU - you did the RIGHT thing - now stop fucking whinning.
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fucking right! if you're going to be a whiny crying bitch you might as well get a pity fuck and a little bit of vindication by telling her to fuck off |
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For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor? Registered: Jun 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 213 What a fucking pussy "I don't know" means go for the gold. I don't recommend fucking your best friend btw. All it does is fuck up your friendship in most cases. Chances are you would've hooked up a long time ago if you belonged together. Stop crying, be a fucking man! Get your ass back over there and explain yourself. It ain't too late to hit the pussy you pussified mother fucker! IP: Logged 12-24-2003 06:32 AM | Edit | Quote | Profile | WWW | Search | MrPheer Sig not for sale. Registered: Dec 2002 Location: None of your business. Posts: 3307 pathetic crying over a girl sad sad sad The only girls you should cry over is your mom or your daughter. As for the rest, you must make them respect the cock. Repeat after me: THEY MUST RESPECT THE COCK FUCK YOU FAGGOTS YOU ARENT IN MY POSITION ANY OTHER GIRL ID EMOTIONLESSLY PLAY AND GET LAID MILLIONS OF TIMES THIS IS DIFFERENt, I LOVE HER, I ACTUALLY LOVE HER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE NO CLUE STOP ACTING LIKE MACK DADDIES YOU GAY FUCKS IVE FUCKED HOTTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN YOU EVER WILL, STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS GO FUCK YOURSELFERS WITH YOUR GANGSTA PLAYA ATTITUTES BECAUSE YOU ARENT SHIT EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE ![]()
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first of all, you have nothing to live for, so do the world and nikki a favour and slit your wrists. that's how she'd want it.
second, someone ban this 17 year old fucktard.
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GFY Royality ;)
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Fucking pansy ass bitch. Be a man for Christ's sake. having a bit of emotions is one thing but a display like this is truly sad...Unless you are drunk...Then it's still sad but can be forgiven. |
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girls will make you miserable
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GFY Royality ;)
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This thread needs to be locked before it destroys the very fiber of all that is GFY.
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Pad- here's your free female tip. Even if she does want to fuck you, girls aren't necessarily conditioned to answer "yes" when asked if they want to fuck. Esp. young girls.
For your sake, I hope you didn't actually say "do you wanna fuck?". She's was probably just playing a little coy, cause that's what she's supposed to do. You weren't supposed to get up and leave. You forfeited and took your ball and ran home, before the game even got started. ;-}
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He's also under 18.
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So fucking banned.
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I'm here for SPORT
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fuck - the more you post the more you look like a 13 year old virgin.
isn't it past bedtime?
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dude, I once smoked a join with a girl,
and asked her to make out in the aly way, she got all freaked adn bitchy with me, because she was stoned, I got shot down hard and I barely even came on to her, your winning and crying over her and you demanded that she fuck you, what did you expect, woman are not always ready, and they get everything wrong, so you have to wait for the right moment adn they will come to you, that same girl who freaked out on me, over me asking to make out in a half joking manner, well 2 years later, I talked to her in a dinner for a hour, and fucked her that nigth and dated for a while, point is, its all about timming, and jsut staying cool man, your acting mental, but I feel you, I used to know this chick I was crushing on, I spent alot of time on the phone with her and getting beers, just me and her, hanging out, and one day she tells me how shes really into this guy she met, like im her girlfriend or some shit, I acted like a total jerk and lost her as a friend, dont really know why I was like ,that, even months later she came to see me at work and I was kinda rude with her, so who knows, but I never asked her to fuck and then cryed about it, lol |
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Wow... sobbing drunk... crying in his beer....
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if AronM wants to ban a heartbroken drunk kid with nothing else to live for because he feels like a superior lady's man than fuck this place anyway
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I hope you don't mind, but I'm fucking Nikki tomorrow night. She even shaved her little snatch for me. Her tits aren't top notch, but they serve their purpose.
I'll send you the pics if you'd like. Or you can watch the video for 9.95
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GFY Royality ;)
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