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alias · 12-22-2003, 05:27 PM

pop it, take a pic [for jim the tit beggar] & throw it out

sickkittens · 12-22-2003, 05:27 PM

I'd also setup a lemonade stand ...

"suck on/touch pornstar Houston's Boob for $1"

TheGoldenChild · 12-22-2003, 05:29 PM

Dravyk i coined her the Mrs Potato head of Porn-
But I really like her new moniker-

The Pyllis Diller of Fellatio

MattO · 12-22-2003, 05:29 PM

I have several ideas:

1. Set up a stand on the corner and charge $1.00 to look at it, $5.00 to touch it.

2. Replace the contents of an old lava lamp with the boob and enjoy the show.

3. Bean bag chair for my pet rats.

4. Since my '65 Galaxie doesn't have an air bag, I would strap it to the center of my steering wheel in leu of one.

5. Affix it to a gold necklace and start a new trend.

6. Place upon a candlelit altar and pray to it daily.

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk

Damn, boy, you're just waaaay too desperate!

i want the titty

Dravyk · 12-22-2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
Dravyk i coined her the Mrs Potato head of Porn-
But I really like her new moniker-

The Pyllis Diller of Fellatio

LOL, KB! I was just thinking if they want something that was inside Houston so much, I might put you up for auction.

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alias
pop it, take a pic [for jim the tit beggar] & throw it out

TheGoldenChild · 12-22-2003, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk
LOL, KB! I was just thinking if they want something that was inside Houston so much, I might put you up for auction.

I just fell off my chair laughing-

One can say that about a bunch of them though
:-))

I should send you an Aria G love doll for XMAS-
Just saw her other night at Aimee Sweet's and she still is as gorgeous as ever-

Wiseman · 12-22-2003, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle

I just fell off my chair laughing-

One can say that about a bunch of them though
:-))

I should send you an Aria G love doll for XMAS-
Just saw her other night at Aimee Sweet's and she still is as gorgeous as ever-

unless she lost some of that frieght train ass she had in miami
She is no where near gorgeous!!!!

Dravyk · 12-22-2003, 05:38 PM

LOL! KB, I knew you'd love that!!!

Mmmm, Aria.

TheGoldenChild · 12-22-2003, 05:41 PM

Aria got engaged however-

:-((

I am very happy for her....she is now part of rock royalty

KC · 12-22-2003, 05:47 PM

I'd sell it on ebay and use the money to buy drinks for the Pornkings crew so I could hear about the Paris Hilton deal!

candyflip · 12-22-2003, 05:49 PM

I'd setup and auction and deliver the proceeds to my charity of choice, which is and always will be...The Special Olympics.

Donation would be made in the name of all the member from GFY.

What could be better than a bunch of retards helping out some special kids

NBDesign · 12-22-2003, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
Can I get $20 bucks intsead?

TheGoldenChild · 12-22-2003, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
I'd sell it on ebay and use the money to buy drinks for the Pornkings crew so I could hear about the Paris Hilton deal!

KC you are on-

Better yet- I'll buy the drinks-
I just like talking about Paris Hilton.

- Jesus Christ - · 12-22-2003, 05:58 PM

I would have it surgically inserted into my left asscheek.

or

the center of my chest.

or

my forehead.

After a few years of fondling my own ass/chest/face I would have the implant removed. I would then use it to hold pens/pencils ECT.

Becasue I have such a kind heart, and like to give back to my community. I would then play kick-implant with the local kids.

....OK ...oK; I'd really just wack off while squeezing it.

KC · 12-22-2003, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle

KC you are on-

Better yet- I'll buy the drinks-
I just like talking about Paris Hilton.

deal ;)

Maybe I can help negotiate some Brad Shaw / kBizzle peace talks! I know it sounds ambitious.. but just maybe..

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 06:05 PM

ummm..... - Jesus Christ -, could i get some more detail pics

thanks

TheGoldenChild · 12-22-2003, 06:09 PM

KC

You most likely will need the aid of Menahem Begin, Anwar Sadat and Jimmy carter-

And Jimmy is the only one alive :-))

Shoehorn! · 12-22-2003, 06:13 PM

I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.

eldominik · 12-22-2003, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

wanna bet? I made an entire site about cock roaches fucking.
http://bootybone.com/madsex

I Think I'd use it as a stress relief ball. I'd squeeze it all day.

If I win it, I'll take it to all the conventions and let people feel it.

Better yet, I'd auction it off to a woman with only one tit, and give the proceeds to a charity. I think PattyCake knows of a nice foundation to help children.

The better question is: does these roaches are 18+

Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 06:43 PM

Quote:

I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.

that is too damn funny

sickkittens · 12-22-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
I have several ideas:

1. Set up a stand on the corner and charge $1.00 to look at it, $5.00 to touch it.

2. Replace the contents of an old lava lamp with the boob and enjoy the show.

3. Bean bag chair for my pet rats.

4. Since my '65 Galaxie doesn't have an air bag, I would strap it to the center of my steering wheel in leu of one.

5. Affix it to a gold necklace and start a new trend.

6. Place upon a candlelit altar and pray to it daily.

Stop ripping me off!

teleblade69 · 12-22-2003, 07:18 PM

Use it as "balls" protection during a hockey game

implant it to my girlfriend and making some content of with with the title "Houstons boobs"

Tb

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teleblade69
Use it as "balls" protection during a hockey game

implant it to my girlfriend and making some content of with with the title "Houstons boobs"

Tb

you think that a implant is gonna protect your balls?! you are more trusting than me my friend

Rictor · 12-22-2003, 07:29 PM

Now, the short-sighted person would sell it on Ebay, but I'd set up a booth at Adult Expo and charge $20 to "get your picture taken with a pornstar's boob."

Bling bling!

sinmaster · 12-22-2003, 07:47 PM

I'd put it in a nice velvet lined box and take everywhere and introduce everyone to my pet implant. Who knows maybe a trend like the pet rock would arise from it.

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 07:57 PM

bump before i go home for the night

gellpak · 12-22-2003, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.

He's got my vote.

SmutGiant · 12-22-2003, 08:48 PM

I would take a picture with it on my head, and knocking off that bunny with the pancake picture:

"I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a fat ass with a boob on his head"

JSA Matt · 12-22-2003, 08:52 PM

papa need a new hemeroid pillow!

media · 12-22-2003, 08:53 PM

A Hemroid Doughnut..
A chew toy for my dog?
A tire stop for my cadillac?

Send me the Boob carol.. I give you lovin..

Media

media · 12-22-2003, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
papa need a new hemeroid pillow!

LOL!! We think alike I see..

Media

sickkittens · 12-22-2003, 08:57 PM

It could be my new "mascot" and I'd promote my site the same way pets.com had the puppet....it would have a microphone and everything.

...and then I could watch my site fail.

RogerV · 12-22-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I'd use it to teach pilates to midgets...

LMAO

Thats funny cause I just bought one of those pilates balls for my back today.

RogerV · 12-22-2003, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I would have it surgically inserted into my left asscheek.

or

the center of my chest.

or

my forehead.

After a few years of fondling my own ass/chest/face I would have the implant removed. I would then use it to hold pens/pencils ECT.

Becasue I have such a kind heart, and like to give back to my community. I would then play kick-implant with the local kids.

....OK ...oK; I'd really just wack off while squeezing it.

LMAO Man this one gonna be a tough call. alot of great ideas

TheGoldenChild · 12-22-2003, 09:18 PM

I like how he proudly labels the "local kids" as if we couldn't figure out who he was playing "kick implant" with...

EZRhino · 12-22-2003, 09:35 PM

Loryn · 12-22-2003, 09:53 PM

I would use it as a bean bag chair for my Porn Star Barbie Doll!!!

Dravyk · 12-23-2003, 03:31 AM

Someone (not me) could dress half of them (let's say the right side -- do we know which side the boob came from?) as a porn star woman, and the right side as the normal guy side.

Then they can go to the Player's Ball as both a Pimp AND a Ho!

Pad · 12-23-2003, 03:46 AM

I swear to god I will make a website dedicated to the boob, I will travel around with my digital camera and place the boob in interesting/funny areas and photograph it for the site. I will have 100+ uniques a day in awe at the boob, Garunteed or I will return the boob. BoobGlobal.com

johnbosh · 12-23-2003, 03:47 AM

hahaha freak!

Carol@Pixipay · 12-23-2003, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Now, the short-sighted person would sell it on Ebay, but I'd set up a booth at Adult Expo and charge $20 to "get your picture taken with a pornstar's boob."

You win

jimthefiend · 12-23-2003, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings

You win

youre kidding?

JSA Matt · 12-23-2003, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings

You win

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

jimthefiend · 12-23-2003, 09:00 AM

rigged

making a note

Eve · 12-23-2003, 09:02 AM

For some reason this thread makes me uneasy...

Ice · 12-23-2003, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RogerV

Tomorrow we will let the gfyer;s decide who won? good luck LOL
it makes a nice pillow for you kids

I thought the people of gfy would decide the winner?

jimthefiend · 12-23-2003, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby

I thought the people of gfy would decide the winner?

interesting observation ice my friend

jimthefiend · 12-23-2003, 09:12 AM

vote for me to win the titty

12-22-2003, 05:27 PM	#51
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	pop it, take a pic [for jim the tit beggar] & throw it out __________________ https://porncorporation.com

12-22-2003, 05:27 PM	#52
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	I'd also setup a lemonade stand ... "suck on/touch pornstar Houston's Boob for $1" __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

12-22-2003, 05:29 PM	#53
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Dravyk i coined her the Mrs Potato head of Porn- But I really like her new moniker- The Pyllis Diller of Fellatio __________________

12-22-2003, 05:38 PM	#60
Dravyk Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Yo, Philly! Posts: 1,202	LOL! KB, I knew you'd love that!!! Mmmm, Aria. __________________ All Of 'Em

12-22-2003, 05:41 PM	#61
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Aria got engaged however- :-(( I am very happy for her....she is now part of rock royalty __________________

12-22-2003, 05:29 PM	#54
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	I have several ideas: 1. Set up a stand on the corner and charge $1.00 to look at it, $5.00 to touch it. 2. Replace the contents of an old lava lamp with the boob and enjoy the show. 3. Bean bag chair for my pet rats. 4. Since my '65 Galaxie doesn't have an air bag, I would strap it to the center of my steering wheel in leu of one. 5. Affix it to a gold necklace and start a new trend. 6. Place upon a candlelit altar and pray to it daily.

12-22-2003, 05:47 PM	#62
KC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 1995 Posts: 2,417	I'd sell it on ebay and use the money to buy drinks for the Pornkings crew so I could hear about the Paris Hilton deal! __________________ Jupiter Hosting, Inc. Vice President, Business Development kc (AT) jupiterhosting.com

12-22-2003, 05:49 PM	#63
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I'd setup and auction and deliver the proceeds to my charity of choice, which is and always will be...The Special Olympics. Donation would be made in the name of all the member from GFY. What could be better than a bunch of retards helping out some special kids __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

12-22-2003, 05:58 PM	#66
- Jesus Christ - Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ::::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: ::::::\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|:::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::: Posts: 7,197	I would have it surgically inserted into my left asscheek. or the center of my chest. or my forehead. After a few years of fondling my own ass/chest/face I would have the implant removed. I would then use it to hold pens/pencils ECT. Becasue I have such a kind heart, and like to give back to my community. I would then play kick-implant with the local kids. ....OK ...oK; I'd really just wack off while squeezing it. __________________ Amen

12-22-2003, 06:05 PM	#68
Fu-Q Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,546	ummm..... - Jesus Christ -, could i get some more detail pics thanks

12-22-2003, 06:09 PM	#69
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	KC You most likely will need the aid of Menahem Begin, Anwar Sadat and Jimmy carter- And Jimmy is the only one alive :-)) __________________

12-22-2003, 06:13 PM	#70
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.

12-22-2003, 07:18 PM	#74
teleblade69 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Belgium Posts: 1,063	Use it as "balls" protection during a hockey game implant it to my girlfriend and making some content of with with the title "Houstons boobs" Tb

12-22-2003, 07:29 PM	#76
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Now, the short-sighted person would sell it on Ebay, but I'd set up a booth at Adult Expo and charge $20 to "get your picture taken with a pornstar's boob." Bling bling!

12-22-2003, 07:47 PM	#77
sinmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Oregon Posts: 376	I'd put it in a nice velvet lined box and take everywhere and introduce everyone to my pet implant. Who knows maybe a trend like the pet rock would arise from it. __________________

12-22-2003, 07:57 PM	#78
Fu-Q Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,546	bump before i go home for the night

12-22-2003, 08:48 PM	#80
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	I would take a picture with it on my head, and knocking off that bunny with the pancake picture: "I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a fat ass with a boob on his head"

12-22-2003, 08:52 PM	#81
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	papa need a new hemeroid pillow!

12-22-2003, 08:53 PM	#82
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	A Hemroid Doughnut.. A chew toy for my dog? A tire stop for my cadillac? Send me the Boob carol.. I give you lovin.. Media __________________ I'm here for the violence!

12-22-2003, 08:57 PM	#84
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	It could be my new "mascot" and I'd promote my site the same way pets.com had the puppet....it would have a microphone and everything. ...and then I could watch my site fail. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

12-22-2003, 09:18 PM	#87
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I like how he proudly labels the "local kids" as if we couldn't figure out who he was playing "kick implant" with... __________________

12-22-2003, 09:35 PM	#88
EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258

12-22-2003, 09:53 PM	#89
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	I would use it as a bean bag chair for my Porn Star Barbie Doll!!! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

12-23-2003, 03:31 AM	#90
Dravyk Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Yo, Philly! Posts: 1,202	Someone (not me) could dress half of them (let's say the right side -- do we know which side the boob came from?) as a porn star woman, and the right side as the normal guy side. Then they can go to the Player's Ball as both a Pimp AND a Ho! __________________ All Of 'Em

12-23-2003, 03:46 AM	#91
Pad elephants dont swat flies Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,262	I swear to god I will make a website dedicated to the boob, I will travel around with my digital camera and place the boob in interesting/funny areas and photograph it for the site. I will have 100+ uniques a day in awe at the boob, Garunteed or I will return the boob. BoobGlobal.com __________________

12-23-2003, 03:47 AM	#92
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	hahaha freak!

12-23-2003, 09:00 AM	#96
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	rigged making a note

12-23-2003, 09:02 AM	#97
Eve Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 805	For some reason this thread makes me uneasy...

12-23-2003, 09:12 AM	#100
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	vote for me to win the titty