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Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 04:17 PM

That's right were giving away Houston's boob and thought hell who better but the loyal GFY'ers to take a crack at this one!!??

The person that cums (yeah yeah cheesy but what the hell I am feeling cheesy today) up with the Most Creative way to put this wonderful example of modern medicine to use gets to take it home for Life!! Ok so I'll ship it to you but you get the idea....

Like me, I'd use it as a resting place for my candy penis that I can't bear to throw away. See, I'd never win the contest with that cause how fucking boring is that!!?? So come up with some super cool super clever super creative way to use Houston's Boob and it is all yours! We're gonna go ahead and accept entries (via this thread) til tomorrow at around 3pm PST, that way I can get it shipped it's new owner before I take off for Christmas, how fucking cool is that!!???

So guys check it out.....it's even Signed!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 12-22-2003, 04:18 PM

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 04:19 PM

that pic is good and all, but what i think we really need is a perspective photo; maybe use carol to do the comparison

FreeHugeMovies · 12-22-2003, 04:19 PM

Can I get $20 bucks intsead?

-=HOAX=- · 12-22-2003, 04:21 PM

Call me crazy...but it'd either be a pillow on my couch. Or I'd freeze it and use it as an ice pack.

Or an insert for an ice chest...lol ice chest...to keep my beer cold on trips to the beach.

Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 04:21 PM

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that pic is good and all, but what i think we really need is a perspective photo; maybe use carol to do the comparison

It's not nice to make fun of little people and not smart when the little person is your capable of kicking your ass!

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings

It's not nice to make fun of little people and not smart when the little person is your capable of kicking your ass!

do you need to take a nap?

nofx · 12-22-2003, 04:23 PM

use it to play catch with your son/daughter

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 04:23 PM

i want it

were i to posess it id open a site called: ask houstons boob

doling out info on various consumer topics related to the online porn industry

such as best sites, payment methods etc

plenty of pics and such, maybe figure out a way to get the boob to hold signs

i KNOW thats the best concept that anyones gonna come up with so gimme it now

Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 04:23 PM

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Or an insert for an ice chest...lol ice chest...to keep my beer cold on trips to the beach.

hahahahaha now there's an idea

NetRodent · 12-22-2003, 04:24 PM

This thread is just marginally less repugnant than one about selling kidneys.

JerseyPuma · 12-22-2003, 04:26 PM

That's easy....mousepad.

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 04:28 PM

ive already won and you all know it, ship me the titty

-=HOAX=- · 12-22-2003, 04:28 PM

Maybe a wrist rest for my mouse hand.

Basher · 12-22-2003, 04:32 PM

either a cushion for hemoroid releif or one of those gel arm rests for your mouse arm

Basher · 12-22-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Maybe a wrist rest for my mouse hand.

Daym just piped me too it dude

Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
ive already won and you all know it, ship me the titty

nahh not yet

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings

nahh not yet

unless someone can shoot it into orbit with a banner on it i win

BradShaw · 12-22-2003, 04:37 PM

Pop out when KB sat on her while she was snorting coke?

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

unless someone can shoot it into orbit with a banner on it i win

or come up with a better idea than houstons psychic implant. although the flying tit with banner is pretty good

Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Pop out when KB sat on her while she was snorting coke?

That's not very nice

Gabriel · 12-22-2003, 04:40 PM

I'd strap it to my steering wheel. Safety First.

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fu-Q

or come up with a better idea than houstons psychic implant. although the flying tit with banner is pretty good

dude lets face it, NO ONE is gonna build an entire site around that implant but me.

i win

-=HOAX=- · 12-22-2003, 04:41 PM

I'd use it to teach pilates to midgets...

Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 04:42 PM

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I'd strap it to my steering wheel. Safety First.

hmmm an airbag....I like that

GigaChris · 12-22-2003, 04:42 PM

I'd mount it on the wall & have it as a conversation piece

Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 04:43 PM

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dude lets face it, NO ONE is gonna build an entire site around that implant but me.

you make a good point about building the site

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Call me crazy...but it'd either be a pillow on my couch. Or I'd freeze it and use it as an ice pack.

Or an insert for an ice chest...lol ice chest...to keep my beer cold on trips to the beach.

how well does saline freeze?

LadyMischief · 12-22-2003, 04:46 PM

That's incredibly gross. :P

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings

you make a good point about building the site

and you have my solemn word ill by god fucking do it too

Gabriel · 12-22-2003, 04:53 PM

I would decorate it as a star and top off my xmas tree with it, or drop it at midnite 12/31/03.

Carol@Pixipay · 12-22-2003, 04:54 PM

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and you have my solemn word ill by god fucking do it too

a solemn promise is damn impressive

RogerV · 12-22-2003, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
Can I get $20 bucks intsead?

We bid on it and paid over 2k for it if I remember correctly.

I bought a temper pedic pillow so i have no use for it anymore.

RogerV · 12-22-2003, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings
That's right were giving away Houston's boob and thought hell who better but the loyal GFY'ers to take a crack at this one!!??

The person that cums (yeah yeah cheesy but what the hell I am feeling cheesy today) up with the Most Creative way to put this wonderful example of modern medicine to use gets to take it home for Life!! Ok so I'll ship it to you but you get the idea....

Like me, I'd use it as a resting place for my candy penis that I can't bear to throw away. See, I'd never win the contest with that cause how fucking boring is that!!?? So come up with some super cool super clever super creative way to use Houston's Boob and it is all yours! We're gonna go ahead and accept entries (via this thread) til tomorrow at around 3pm PST, that way I can get it shipped it's new owner before I take off for Christmas, how fucking cool is that!!???

So guys check it out.....it's even Signed!!!!!!

Tomorrow we will let the gfyer;s decide who won? good luck LOL
it makes a nice pillow for you kids

TheGoldenChild · 12-22-2003, 05:01 PM

Oye memories-

I miss that thing-
I think I came across it a couple of times....

RedShoe · 12-22-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

dude lets face it, NO ONE is gonna build an entire site around that implant but me.

i win

wanna bet? I made an entire site about cock roaches fucking.
http://bootybone.com/madsex

I Think I'd use it as a stress relief ball. I'd squeeze it all day.

If I win it, I'll take it to all the conventions and let people feel it.

Better yet, I'd auction it off to a woman with only one tit, and give the proceeds to a charity. I think PattyCake knows of a nice foundation to help children.

Dravyk · 12-22-2003, 05:16 PM

Imagine "dipping" that and coloring it for Easter.

I think it's a "breast for all seasons"!!!

Mr. Jim · 12-22-2003, 05:18 PM

I would make a coffee table book called the adventures of Houston's fake boob
i would have photos taken at places of interest...on the glass at a Hockey game....behind stage...at the Getty with a piccaso etc.

picpile · 12-22-2003, 05:19 PM

thats nasty, who would want some old raunchy titty

TheGoldenChild · 12-22-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Pop out when KB sat on her while she was snorting coke?

Houston doesn't snort coke Brad-
She sucks dick, there is a big difference between the two-

You are married now- so you most likely get neither

RedShoe · 12-22-2003, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by picpile
thats nasty, who would want some old raunchy titty

you lose.

webair · 12-22-2003, 05:21 PM

I sale used boobs

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe

you lose.

i win

lets accept it people

Fu-Q · 12-22-2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by picpile
thats nasty, who would want some old raunchy titty

seems as most of the people posting in this thread do

sickkittens · 12-22-2003, 05:23 PM

My pet rats would be pimpin with their own life size water bed.

Dravyk · 12-22-2003, 05:23 PM

Wait, wait, I came up with another idea ....

Make a site and dress it up like a Mr(s) Potato Head and then have it do various sex scenes.

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webair
I sale used boobs

jimthefiend · 12-22-2003, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk
Wait, wait, I came up with another idea ....

Make a site and dress it up like a Mr(s) Potato Head and then have it do various sex scenes.

lame

i win

Wiseman · 12-22-2003, 05:26 PM

My Feonce said she would like it for her night stand to hold her glass dildo!
As she is sick and tired of it rolling off the night stand!!!
Can I get it before Christmas?
I could wrap it and put from Houston on it!!!

Dravyk · 12-22-2003, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
lame

i win

Damn, boy, you're just waaaay too desperate!

12-22-2003, 04:17 PM	#1
Carol@Pixipay I have traffic for sale Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,118	Win Houston's Boob That's right were giving away Houston's boob and thought hell who better but the loyal GFY'ers to take a crack at this one!!?? The person that cums (yeah yeah cheesy but what the hell I am feeling cheesy today) up with the Most Creative way to put this wonderful example of modern medicine to use gets to take it home for Life!! Ok so I'll ship it to you but you get the idea.... Like me, I'd use it as a resting place for my candy penis that I can't bear to throw away. See, I'd never win the contest with that cause how fucking boring is that!!?? So come up with some super cool super clever super creative way to use Houston's Boob and it is all yours! We're gonna go ahead and accept entries (via this thread) til tomorrow at around 3pm PST, that way I can get it shipped it's new owner before I take off for Christmas, how fucking cool is that!!??? So guys check it out.....it's even Signed!!!!!!

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