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alias 12-22-2003 05:27 PM

pop it, take a pic [for jim the tit beggar] & throw it out

sickkittens 12-22-2003 05:27 PM

I'd also setup a lemonade stand ...

"suck on/touch pornstar Houston's Boob for $1"

TheGoldenChild 12-22-2003 05:29 PM

Dravyk i coined her the Mrs Potato head of Porn-
But I really like her new moniker-

The Pyllis Diller of Fellatio
:1orglaugh

MattO 12-22-2003 05:29 PM

I have several ideas:

1. Set up a stand on the corner and charge $1.00 to look at it, $5.00 to touch it.

2. Replace the contents of an old lava lamp with the boob and enjoy the show.

3. Bean bag chair for my pet rats.

4. Since my '65 Galaxie doesn't have an air bag, I would strap it to the center of my steering wheel in leu of one.

5. Affix it to a gold necklace and start a new trend.

6. Place upon a candlelit altar and pray to it daily.

jimthefiend 12-22-2003 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk

Damn, boy, you're just waaaay too desperate! :1orglaugh


i want the titty

Dravyk 12-22-2003 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
Dravyk i coined her the Mrs Potato head of Porn-
But I really like her new moniker-

The Pyllis Diller of Fellatio
:1orglaugh

LOL, KB! I was just thinking if they want something that was inside Houston so much, I might put you up for auction. :)

Fu-Q 12-22-2003 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alias
pop it, take a pic [for jim the tit beggar] & throw it out
:1orglaugh

TheGoldenChild 12-22-2003 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk
LOL, KB! I was just thinking if they want something that was inside Houston so much, I might put you up for auction. :)
I just fell off my chair laughing-

One can say that about a bunch of them though
:-))

I should send you an Aria G love doll for XMAS-
Just saw her other night at Aimee Sweet's and she still is as gorgeous as ever-

Wiseman 12-22-2003 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle


I just fell off my chair laughing-

One can say that about a bunch of them though
:-))

I should send you an Aria G love doll for XMAS-
Just saw her other night at Aimee Sweet's and she still is as gorgeous as ever-

unless she lost some of that frieght train ass she had in miami
She is no where near gorgeous!!!!

Dravyk 12-22-2003 05:38 PM

LOL! KB, I knew you'd love that!!!

Mmmm, Aria. :drinkup

TheGoldenChild 12-22-2003 05:41 PM

Aria got engaged however-

:-((

I am very happy for her....she is now part of rock royalty

KC 12-22-2003 05:47 PM

I'd sell it on ebay and use the money to buy drinks for the Pornkings crew so I could hear about the Paris Hilton deal!

candyflip 12-22-2003 05:49 PM

I'd setup and auction and deliver the proceeds to my charity of choice, which is and always will be...The Special Olympics.

Donation would be made in the name of all the member from GFY.

What could be better than a bunch of retards helping out some special kids :winkwink:

NBDesign 12-22-2003 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
Can I get $20 bucks intsead? :)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TheGoldenChild 12-22-2003 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
I'd sell it on ebay and use the money to buy drinks for the Pornkings crew so I could hear about the Paris Hilton deal!
KC you are on-

Better yet- I'll buy the drinks-
I just like talking about Paris Hilton.

- Jesus Christ - 12-22-2003 05:58 PM

I would have it surgically inserted into my left asscheek.

or

the center of my chest.

or

my forehead.

http://www.mindcontroll.com/implant1.gif

After a few years of fondling my own ass/chest/face I would have the implant removed. I would then use it to hold pens/pencils ECT.

http://www.mindcontroll.com/implant2.gif

Becasue I have such a kind heart, and like to give back to my community. I would then play kick-implant with the local kids.

http://www.mindcontroll.com/implant3.gif


....OK ...oK; I'd really just wack off while squeezing it.

KC 12-22-2003 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle


KC you are on-

Better yet- I'll buy the drinks-
I just like talking about Paris Hilton.

deal ;)

Maybe I can help negotiate some Brad Shaw / kBizzle peace talks! I know it sounds ambitious.. but just maybe..

Fu-Q 12-22-2003 06:05 PM

ummm..... - Jesus Christ -, could i get some more detail pics

thanks

TheGoldenChild 12-22-2003 06:09 PM

KC

You most likely will need the aid of Menahem Begin, Anwar Sadat and Jimmy carter-

And Jimmy is the only one alive :-))

Shoehorn! 12-22-2003 06:13 PM

I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.

eldominik 12-22-2003 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe


wanna bet? I made an entire site about cock roaches fucking.
http://bootybone.com/madsex

I Think I'd use it as a stress relief ball. I'd squeeze it all day.

If I win it, I'll take it to all the conventions and let people feel it.

Better yet, I'd auction it off to a woman with only one tit, and give the proceeds to a charity. I think PattyCake knows of a nice foundation to help children.

The better question is: does these roaches are 18+ :2 cents:

Carol@Pixipay 12-22-2003 06:43 PM

Quote:

I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.
that is too damn funny

sickkittens 12-22-2003 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
I have several ideas:

1. Set up a stand on the corner and charge $1.00 to look at it, $5.00 to touch it.

2. Replace the contents of an old lava lamp with the boob and enjoy the show.

3. Bean bag chair for my pet rats.

4. Since my '65 Galaxie doesn't have an air bag, I would strap it to the center of my steering wheel in leu of one.

5. Affix it to a gold necklace and start a new trend.

6. Place upon a candlelit altar and pray to it daily.

Stop ripping me off! :winkwink:

teleblade69 12-22-2003 07:18 PM

Use it as "balls" protection during a hockey game :)

implant it to my girlfriend and making some content of with with the title "Houstons boobs" :)

Tb

Fu-Q 12-22-2003 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teleblade69
Use it as "balls" protection during a hockey game :)

implant it to my girlfriend and making some content of with with the title "Houstons boobs" :)

Tb

you think that a implant is gonna protect your balls?! you are more trusting than me my friend

Rictor 12-22-2003 07:29 PM

Now, the short-sighted person would sell it on Ebay, but I'd set up a booth at Adult Expo and charge $20 to "get your picture taken with a pornstar's boob."

Bling bling!

sinmaster 12-22-2003 07:47 PM

I'd put it in a nice velvet lined box and take everywhere and introduce everyone to my pet implant. Who knows maybe a trend like the pet rock would arise from it.

Fu-Q 12-22-2003 07:57 PM

bump before i go home for the night

gellpak 12-22-2003 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.
He's got my vote.

SmutGiant 12-22-2003 08:48 PM

I would take a picture with it on my head, and knocking off that bunny with the pancake picture:

"I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a fat ass with a boob on his head"

JSA Matt 12-22-2003 08:52 PM

papa need a new hemeroid pillow! :thumbsup

media 12-22-2003 08:53 PM

A Hemroid Doughnut..
A chew toy for my dog?
A tire stop for my cadillac?

Send me the Boob carol.. I give you lovin..

Media

media 12-22-2003 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
papa need a new hemeroid pillow! :thumbsup
LOL!! We think alike I see..

Media

sickkittens 12-22-2003 08:57 PM

It could be my new "mascot" and I'd promote my site the same way pets.com had the puppet....it would have a microphone and everything.



...and then I could watch my site fail.

RogerV 12-22-2003 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I'd use it to teach pilates to midgets...
LMAO:thumbsup

Thats funny cause I just bought one of those pilates balls for my back today.

RogerV 12-22-2003 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I would have it surgically inserted into my left asscheek.

or

the center of my chest.

or

my forehead.

http://www.mindcontroll.com/implant1.gif

After a few years of fondling my own ass/chest/face I would have the implant removed. I would then use it to hold pens/pencils ECT.

http://www.mindcontroll.com/implant2.gif

Becasue I have such a kind heart, and like to give back to my community. I would then play kick-implant with the local kids.

http://www.mindcontroll.com/implant3.gif


....OK ...oK; I'd really just wack off while squeezing it.

LMAO Man this one gonna be a tough call. alot of great ideas :thumbsup

TheGoldenChild 12-22-2003 09:18 PM

I like how he proudly labels the "local kids" as if we couldn't figure out who he was playing "kick implant" with...

EZRhino 12-22-2003 09:35 PM

:1orglaugh

Loryn 12-22-2003 09:53 PM

I would use it as a bean bag chair for my Porn Star Barbie Doll!!!

Dravyk 12-23-2003 03:31 AM

Someone (not me) could dress half of them (let's say the right side -- do we know which side the boob came from?) as a porn star woman, and the right side as the normal guy side.

Then they can go to the Player's Ball as both a Pimp AND a Ho! :winkwink:

Pad 12-23-2003 03:46 AM

I swear to god I will make a website dedicated to the boob, I will travel around with my digital camera and place the boob in interesting/funny areas and photograph it for the site. I will have 100+ uniques a day in awe at the boob, Garunteed or I will return the boob. BoobGlobal.com

johnbosh 12-23-2003 03:47 AM

hahaha freak!

Carol@Pixipay 12-23-2003 04:16 AM

Quote:

Now, the short-sighted person would sell it on Ebay, but I'd set up a booth at Adult Expo and charge $20 to "get your picture taken with a pornstar's boob."
You win

jimthefiend 12-23-2003 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings


You win



youre kidding?

JSA Matt 12-23-2003 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings


You win


boooooooooooooooooooooooo :winkwink:

jimthefiend 12-23-2003 09:00 AM

rigged






making a note :Graucho

Eve 12-23-2003 09:02 AM

For some reason this thread makes me uneasy...
:Graucho

Ice 12-23-2003 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RogerV


Tomorrow we will let the gfyer;s decide who won? good luck LOL
it makes a nice pillow for you kids


I thought the people of gfy would decide the winner?

jimthefiend 12-23-2003 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby



I thought the people of gfy would decide the winner?




interesting observation ice my friend

jimthefiend 12-23-2003 09:12 AM

vote for me to win the titty


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