Does any company rent segways in vegas? - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 07:43 PM

i wana rent a couple of segways when in vegas, my feet almost fall off every time I go there... anyone know of a company that will rent segways there?

UKtimes · 12-19-2003, 07:46 PM

They have a weight limit big boy

ytcracker · 12-19-2003, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by UKtimes
They have a weight limit big boy

thats kinda mean

Vox · 12-19-2003, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

thats kinda mean

Yes, but it's true. 250 lbs max.
http://www.segway-rentals-now.com/content/faqs.asp

JFK · 12-19-2003, 07:49 PM

Hey You will fall f and Kill your self. Rent a Rickshaw with a couple of bitches pulling it ! Much Better Idea !

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

thats kinda mean

He was right, there is a 250 pounds. recommended weight limit. You won't be able to get one if you are over 250 pounds

SL|M! · 12-19-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

He was right, there is a 250 pounds. recommended weight limit. You won't be able to get one if you are over 250 pounds

thats half of all webmasters

StuartD · 12-19-2003, 07:53 PM

Those would be awesome for that Venetian landing strip of a hall way going towards the convention floor. I swear that damn hallway takes about 20 hours out of a 4 day convention.

webgurl · 12-19-2003, 07:55 PM

sleazy , if u get one can i share it with yah ? Or can i sit on your lap ?

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by JFK
Hey You will fall f and Kill your self. Rent a Rickshaw with a couple of bitches pulling it ! Much Better Idea !

i wonder if any of the bitched looking for work on the convention floor would be willing to pull me around in a rickshaw

detoxed · 12-19-2003, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by webgurl
sleazy , if u get one can i share it with yah ? Or can i sit on your lap ?

you plan on sitting in his lap on a Segway? What planet have you been living on?

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by webgurl
sleazy , if u get one can i share it with yah ? Or can i sit on your lap ?

you can sit on my lap ANYTIME you want

webgurl · 12-19-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed

you plan on sitting in his lap on a Segway? What planet have you been living on?

Oooops for some reason i was thinking of something totally different like a miniture golf cart

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed

you plan on sitting in his lap on a Segway? What planet have you been living on?

Notice that she suggested on this board and not in person. It was the "I feel sorry for you because you are too fat to get a Segway, so I will give you a fake fantasy possibility and maybe you will feel better" scenario all the chicks do when they feel bad and sad.

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

Notice that she suggested on this board and not in person. It was the "I feel sorry for you because you are too fat to get a Segway, so I will give you a fake fantasy possibility and maybe you will feel better" scenario all the chicks do when they feel bad and sad.

You're right, I've never met her before or EVER had any contact with her. Must have been someone else who took this pic on my camera from across the table at lunch....

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webgurl · 12-19-2003, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

Notice that she suggested on this board and not in person. It was the "I feel sorry for you because you are too fat to get a Segway, so I will give you a fake fantasy possibility and maybe you will feel better" scenario all the chicks do when they feel bad and sad.

uuum funny i was not thinking that at all , for some reason i was thinking of one of these

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

You're right, I've never met her before or EVER had any contact with her. Must have been someone else who took this pic on my camera from across the table at lunch....

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Well, I am really happy for you! But that was not my point!

I said she proposed to share the segway or sit on your lap in a message on this board, and not in person to you. Unless that picture was taken tonight at 9:55 pm

Vox · 12-19-2003, 08:11 PM

Here you Sleazy, opening in January.
http://www.fun-transport.com./

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

Well, I am really happy for you! But that was not my point! I said she proposed to share the segway or sit on your lap in a message on this board, and not in person to you. Unless that picture was taken tonight at 9:55 pm

ummm, she was referring to vegas, when we'll both be there.....duuuuuuu

BradShaw · 12-19-2003, 08:12 PM

Sleazy is over 250? And he calls me fat all the time. I am 197, so I guess I can rent a segway and run circles around Sleazy.

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Vox
Here you Sleazy, opening in January.
http://www.fun-transport.com./

cool - thanks

Amputate Your Head · 12-19-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Sleazy is over 250? And he calls me fat all the time. I am 197, so I guess I can rent a segway and run circles around Sleazy.

yeah, but you're two feet shorter than Sleazy.... makes a difference chubby.

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Sleazy is over 250? And he calls me fat all the time. I am 197, so I guess I can rent a segway and run circles around Sleazy.

I've called you a lot of things but i don't recall ever calling you fat?

JFK · 12-19-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Sleazy is over 250? And he calls me fat all the time. I am 197, so I guess I can rent a segway and run circles around Sleazy.

You Guys can play BEN HUR around the convention floor !! Who is going to have the Blades on their Wheels ??

Ic3m4nZ · 12-19-2003, 08:17 PM

At least 75% of people here can't ride a segway

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

ummm, she was referring to vegas, when we'll both be there.....duuuuuuu

You still didn't get it!

She felt sorry for you because you got owned by a Segway. She just wanted you to feel better. She can only be your friend.

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by JFK

You Guys can play BEN HUR around the convention floor !! Who is going to have the Blades on their Wheels ??

we could throw plastic boobies at each other!

and whip the show girls as we scoot by!

SleazyDream · 12-19-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

You still didn't get it!

She felt sorry for you because you got owned by a Segway. She just wanted you to feel better. She can only be your friend.

get a fucking life and leave your computer screen once in a while. seems you need it - you're quite fucked up.

there's tons of clubs in montreal - goto one tonight. might help

JFK · 12-19-2003, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

we could throw plastic boobies at each other!

and whip the show girls as we scoot by!

YEAH YEAH ...........Now youre Talking !! Finally a good use for the plastic Boobies

webgurl · 12-19-2003, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

You still didn't get it!

She felt sorry for you because you got owned by a Segway. She just wanted you to feel better. She can only be your friend.

NO , YOU STILL DON'T GET IT ,
GO FUCKEN READ WHAT I POSTED PREVIOUSLY , DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEANT , CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

get a fucking life and leave your computer screen once in a while. seems you need it - you're quite fucked up.

there's tons of clubs in montreal - goto one tonight. might help

Awwww.. I thought you were stronger than this. Don't take it personally. I'm sure you will get over it.

I wish I could go out tonight, but my girlfriend is out and I have to stay home with my daughter.

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by webgurl

NO , YOU STILL DON'T GET IT ,
GO FUCKEN READ WHAT I POSTED PREVIOUSLY , DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEANT , CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW

Allright allright.. Geez. Don't need to scream, relax. Drink some tea. I was just kidding.

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