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cluck · 03-15-2004, 07:45 PM

AND MY FUCKING DICK GOT CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER AFTER I PISSED!

Fucking shit, it just caught my urethra, I hope it doesn't hurt when I bust a nut!

GrimShawn · 03-15-2004, 07:46 PM

sixxxth_sense · 03-15-2004, 07:47 PM

that sure is a different way of telling her that you are a queer!

RedShoe · 03-15-2004, 07:49 PM

If your cock was bigger you could tucj it down into your pants first, like the rest of us do.

kowntafit · 03-15-2004, 08:22 PM

Thanks for the insight.

Now go fuck your girlfriend.

Ic3m4nZ · 03-15-2004, 08:22 PM

pics ?

swoop · 03-15-2004, 08:25 PM

after the 5-6 guys she banged already today she probably won't you telling her you can't do it tonight.

Los · 03-15-2004, 08:39 PM

cluck · 03-15-2004, 08:46 PM

My cock is perfectly average and she didn't bang anyone else. kthx.

maxdaname · 03-15-2004, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
My cock is perfectly average and she didn't bang anyone else. kthx.

suuuuuure!!whatever you say is true!

Sharky · 03-15-2004, 08:56 PM

lol.. I love it.. It caught your Urethra..

You are fucking lame

Rorschach · 03-15-2004, 09:03 PM

I've never understood how people catch their cock in their zipper if they're wearing underwear... do you just let if hang free or what?

Phoenix · 03-15-2004, 09:04 PM

i think that is a mistake you only ever make once

stocktrader23 · 03-15-2004, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
I've never understood how people catch their cock in their zipper if they're wearing underwear... do you just let if hang free or what?

When it's only 2 inches long it sticks straight out of the hole.

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

in every thread?

I always see the same bullshit . There is so much shit on the net to be posted why the same thing always has to be posted again 2 weeks later ?

cluck · 03-15-2004, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

When it's only 2 inches long it sticks straight out of the hole.

Look, I DO NOT HAVE A 2" COCK!

I was pulling my pants back up and the zipper caught the urethra on the way. It hurt.

Shortbread · 03-15-2004, 09:38 PM

Don't worry, I am sure it hurts less than if she bit your dick.

Vitasoy · 03-15-2004, 09:44 PM

Ouch

I feel your pain, happened to me a few years ago

4Pics · 03-15-2004, 09:55 PM

turn the lights off, cut the sucker off and use it like a dildo tonight.

reynold · 03-15-2004, 10:49 PM

Another bad day, huh?

Magg · 03-15-2004, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
pics ?

ROFL!

Illicit · 03-15-2004, 11:30 PM

you obviously dont know how to handle the tool.

PiMpIn-4-LiFe · 03-15-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
If your cock was bigger you could tucj it down into your pants first, like the rest of us do.

cluck · 03-15-2004, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
pics ?

How did I miss this reply?

KaLi · 03-15-2004, 11:32 PM

So you're posting on GFY before you have sex. You either:

1. Are not going to have sex
2. Haven't had sex in years
3. Are a content provider
4. Just bought a real doll

kmanrox · 03-15-2004, 11:32 PM

you're at the bottom of the chain of manlyhood

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
My cock is perfectly average and she didn't bang anyone else. kthx.

If a guy say his cock is VERY Huge he got a huge cock
If a guy say his cock is HUGE he got a normal cock
If a guy say his cock is AVERAGE he got a ego problem + a small cock

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

in every thread?

I always see the same bullshit . There is so much shit on the net to be posted why the same thing always has to be posted again 2 weeks later ?

Thanx for copying my words of wizd0m !

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KaLi
So you're posting on GFY before you have sex. You either:

1. Are not going to have sex
2. Haven't had sex in years
3. Are a content provider
4. Just bought a real doll

I never seen content providerse say they will have sex . I only seen them posting pics of ugly whores after they took them .

KaLi · 03-15-2004, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

I never seen content providerse say they will have sex . I only seen them posting pics of ugly whores after they took them .

Then he must be one of the other 3

Mr. Marks · 03-16-2004, 01:33 AM

That must have hurt big time! Be careful with those things, they are sensitive. Don't be in a hurry to zip up the next time.

Sarah_Jayne · 03-16-2004, 04:39 AM

have to love it when people post about their dicks and then get all worked up when someone takes a shot. Don't put it out there - especially here - if you don't want people to comment. Fess up, you just wanted the whole board to think about your dick for two seconds.

hova · 03-16-2004, 04:42 AM

That hurts just reading it

Lykos · 03-16-2004, 06:19 AM

Shoehorn! · 03-16-2004, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
If your cock was bigger you could tucj it down into your pants first, like the rest of us do.

HAHA.

TheNotorious · 03-16-2004, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

Hihihi.. Priceless

//The Notorious

johnbosh · 03-16-2004, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

haha wtf is this

SomeCreep · 03-16-2004, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

I think I've seen you post that pic about 100 times today

Kicker · 03-16-2004, 06:49 AM

klik · 03-16-2004, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

in every thread?

I always see the same bullshit . There is so much shit on the net to be posted why the same thing always has to be posted again 2 weeks later ?

Paul Markham · 03-16-2004, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KaLi
So you're posting on GFY before you have sex. You either:

1. Are not going to have sex
2. Haven't had sex in years
3. Are a content provider
4. Just bought a real doll

I just want to say that some of us content providers get plenty, well at least enough to to think we need to tell the world about it.

runaway · 03-16-2004, 08:48 AM

HAHAHA

cluck · 03-16-2004, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik

WHOLLY SHIT!

I'll take that over sex anyday!

hoe_vender · 03-16-2004, 12:47 PM

man up and do it anyways

SlickRick · 03-28-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
AND MY FUCKING DICK GOT CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER AFTER I PISSED!

Fucking shit, it just caught my urethra, I hope it doesn't hurt when I bust a nut!

Two word.

BUTTON FLY.....LMAO

cluck · 03-28-2004, 04:35 PM

Thanks for bumping this

sickkittens · 03-28-2004, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik

got game?

mastamindz · 03-28-2004, 04:40 PM

kowntafit · 03-28-2004, 06:17 PM

Ouch! That sounds fuckin painful.

Hope all goes well.

bufferover · 03-28-2004, 06:29 PM

Gee sounds very interesting

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