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KRL · 12-20-2003, 02:41 AM

Little Known Sex Laws

Fascinating and scary.

http://funfairy.lostvalley.be/sekswetten.htm

lagwagon · 12-20-2003, 02:56 AM

There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

whoa and i lived there for 5 years.

TiGrrPrr · 12-20-2003, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by lagwagon
There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

whoa and i lived there for 5 years.

So who was the lucky guy?

ModelPerfect · 12-20-2003, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by lagwagon
There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

To whom do I send my resume?

ModelPerfect · 12-20-2003, 03:40 AM

"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."

That would explain my low sales volume in Indonesia.

zzgundamnzz · 12-20-2003, 03:46 AM

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Originally posted by ModelPerfect
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."

That would explain my low sales volume in Indonesia.

BTW, I think they should bring back this law

"The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists with castration. "

ModelPerfect · 12-20-2003, 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz

BTW, I think they should bring back this law

"The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists with castration. "

mastamindz · 12-20-2003, 04:06 AM

"In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish."

So dead fish are ok right?

DeadFidel · 12-20-2003, 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
"In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish."

So dead fish are ok right?

That was fun reading, but I NEED to believe some of that shit was made up.

Raf1 · 12-20-2003, 06:19 AM

The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.

Now that's a horny chick

Paul Markham · 12-20-2003, 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by lagwagon
There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

sounds like a good law, but those guys would be penniless here in Czech.

Smokey The Bear · 12-20-2003, 06:50 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
"In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish."

So dead fish are ok right?

-*- Cmon man dont tell me you never fucked a dead fish once or twice. ?

Live fish , now thats just disgusting. Damn perverts should be hung.

myjah · 12-20-2003, 07:50 AM

"In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

No shit, huh? What could possibly have happened to cause this law to be created? Mustaches are scratchy i'll admit, but damn.

bignasty · 12-20-2003, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz

BTW, I think they should bring back this law

"The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists with castration. "

Or this one

"The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones."

zzgundamnzz · 12-20-2003, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by bignasty

Or this one

"The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones."

Ouch just imagining that hurts

Flow · 12-20-2003, 10:56 AM

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n hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.

I call bullshit! I have spent the night in a hotel here and there was queen sized beds in our room.

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Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals. Now that's a horny chick