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50 owned ex girlfriends :thumbsup

Great fucking story:thumbsup I hope there was some serious coin in your account.

I love rolling in to the bank with flip flops and socks looking like a bum.

SixNine

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Originally posted by Slacker
She started a week or so ago, and I have not seen her in 10 + years.

This bitch broke my heart in HS.

Anyway...I went in to make a deposit into my personal account and walked right up to her at the counter. I deposited a large sum of money and then asked for my balance (its been a good year). I then asked if her husband still worked at Wal-Mart.

I can die happy now. After seeing the look on her face.

Anybody at your bank ever look at you funny?

haha, i love it. great story. never was able to pull something like that off but living in a very small town what i did to make money was the talk of the town first year i was making real coin. made the mistake of telling some ppl i thought i could trust. bank tellers always asking me what i did and shit, having to get approved by the bank managers before depositing amounts over 10k, ect. i don't know if the bank tellers know what i do but i dont really care. some checks have said megapornbucks and such on them so i wouldn't doubt if they did. they never mention anything about porn tho;

i've given 3 or 4 tellers passwords..no problems here

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Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
Great story. Was he still working at Wal-Mart?

I got the third degree at my own bank.

I was out of town for a few weeks recently and my checks had piled up. Some of them were big...so I walk into Washington Mutual as a 22 year old in a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals, and want to deposit the money.

The woman went over and talked to her supervisor. The supervisor came back and asked me if it was a business account, if it was for someone else, and then what kind of business it was. I said "what's it matter?" She just said "it matters". And I said internet advertising. She said "it's just that it's a lot of money."

They said that my account was new also and that was why they were asking. It was 5 months old and I had another account that was 3 years old.

My whole thing was acting like nothing was weird so they would think their behavior was strange, but I wish I had said something like "Why don't you check my account history before you offend me." I just wanted to deposit it, I wasn't even asking for a withdrawl. Kind of pissed me off.

But at the same time it was kind of fun I guess, cause how many 22 year olds can surprise the bank tellers like that? I guess I should appreciate the novelty. But I still wish I had gotten pissed, in a way.

Remember me when I made deposit of my first warez sites checks at like 16 years old ... :P Like 2 grands from all advantage

happend to me a few times, but from now on it's wires.. so nomore going to the bank :glugglug

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thats great to hear lol I bet the look on her face was priceless :thumbsup

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Originally posted by johnbosh
Cool my ex works at the albert heyn (supermarket)

Wich one? I might visit it someday :glugglug

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Slacker, you've just made my week.. damn.. this one really rocks! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ive had tellers ask what i do but i dont have any girlfriends that work there

ill probably look 16 well into my 30s so fuck it

The first time I brought in two checks from different companies that were pretty big I got questioned by the teller girl but she had a big smile on her face so I just figured she recognized the business name. I told her I did marketing and she laughed.