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cluck · 12-16-2003, 10:26 PM

I'm just wondering, cause whenever I wack it and throw the tissue on the floor my cat jumps on it and tries to eat it. He's definately NOT A GAY CAT. He doesn't even have genitals. I'm just wondering what the appeal is.

He's always trying to run off with used condoms too. The thing is I just came home with my hands stinking of pussy and he won't get near the damn things. Seeing as he loves fish I'd think he'd go apeshit for it.

Seriously, what gives?

mrthumbs · 12-16-2003, 10:29 PM

when dit this idiot make 2380+ posts?

bill555 · 12-16-2003, 10:29 PM

Does your cat spit or swallow?

q00p · 12-16-2003, 10:32 PM

Hmmm maybe your pussy just likes to play with tissuey things??

Small objects like that are fun to bat around when you are a cat...

Also, cats are not very smart. They sleep all day and cough up furballs.

As far as how semen tastes, try it sometime (tasting your own that is)...If you smoke cigarettes it's gross, but if you take care of yourself, it actually tastes ok and its safe..

CDSmith · 12-16-2003, 10:33 PM

Cluck is researching his new cat bukakke site.

SomeCreep · 12-16-2003, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
when dit this idiot make 2380+ posts?

Weird how cluck can have so many posts and I've never seen him on the board before.

cluck · 12-16-2003, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
when dit this idiot make 2380+ posts?

I hacked the gibson and inflated my post count.

Odie · 12-16-2003, 10:39 PM

wtf??? you have too much time on your hands....just wack off and try it yourself if you're so curious!!

bena1975ca · 12-16-2003, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck

I hacked the gibson and inflated my post count.

Hack the planet

Holly · 12-16-2003, 10:55 PM

Tastes like chicken.

Vittorio · 12-17-2003, 01:28 AM

I dunno but the girls in my videos never complain. Quite the contrary.

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Tala · 12-17-2003, 01:36 AM

Honestly, it depends upon what you eat. I find that making my husband drink orange juice and eat an apple a day works great, it's nice and sweet and not chuky and gross.

Centurion · 12-17-2003, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Tastes like chicken.

Especially after you've choked it!

TiGrrPrr · 12-17-2003, 01:54 AM

I'm guessing that yours tastes like mouse.

fsfaz · 12-17-2003, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bill555
Does your cat spit or swallow?

12-16-2003, 10:26 PM	#1
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Ladies and queers, how does cum taste? I'm just wondering, cause whenever I wack it and throw the tissue on the floor my cat jumps on it and tries to eat it. He's definately NOT A GAY CAT. He doesn't even have genitals. I'm just wondering what the appeal is. He's always trying to run off with used condoms too. The thing is I just came home with my hands stinking of pussy and he won't get near the damn things. Seeing as he loves fish I'd think he'd go apeshit for it. Seriously, what gives? __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

12-16-2003, 10:32 PM	#4
q00p Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: East Coaster Posts: 322	Hmmm maybe your pussy just likes to play with tissuey things?? Small objects like that are fun to bat around when you are a cat... Also, cats are not very smart. They sleep all day and cough up furballs. As far as how semen tastes, try it sometime (tasting your own that is)...If you smoke cigarettes it's gross, but if you take care of yourself, it actually tastes ok and its safe.. __________________ Every Free Gay Hosted Gallery

12-16-2003, 10:33 PM	#5
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12-16-2003, 10:39 PM	#8
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	wtf??? you have too much time on your hands....just wack off and try it yourself if you're so curious!! __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

12-16-2003, 10:55 PM	#10
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Tastes like chicken. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

12-16-2003, 10:29 PM	#2
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	when dit this idiot make 2380+ posts?

12-16-2003, 10:29 PM	#3
bill555 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 101	Does your cat spit or swallow?

12-17-2003, 01:28 AM	#11
Vittorio Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,974	I dunno but the girls in my videos never complain. Quite the contrary. : )~~~~~~ __________________ 28 GIGS of Hardcore Content for $69 !!

12-17-2003, 01:36 AM	#12
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Honestly, it depends upon what you eat. I find that making my husband drink orange juice and eat an apple a day works great, it's nice and sweet and not chuky and gross. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

12-17-2003, 01:54 AM	#14
TiGrrPrr Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Penix Posts: 562	I'm guessing that yours tastes like mouse.