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Famous George W. Quotes
"I believe Men and Fish can coexist together peacfully."
"I support Latino owned buisnesses, women owned buisnesses, and every other kind of person owned buisnesses."
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find a single legitimate news source
that quotes him as saying either of those. and I don't mean the joke site you took those "quotes" from, typos and all. |
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so, you make up your own jokes?
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"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"
--Florence, SC, Jan. 11, 2000 "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 "There ought to be limits to freedom" --at a Press conference at the Texas State House, May 21, 1999, referring to GWBush.com "It's your money. You paid for it." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 "You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." --February 21, 2001 - President Bush at Townsend Elementary School, touting his education reform plans. |
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This is a JOKE ( not real, just for laughs...)
Running for Office George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
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"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." "The future will be better tomorrow." "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." |
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Uaaaaaah yes
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