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12-14-2003, 05:16 PM
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The most useful script ever written.
http://javascript.internet.com/generators/story-generator.html
Jesus was friends with Homer Simpson on an ironing board and got banished from the country because he felt like it and snapped his ankle. Then Jesus ran around like a lunatic, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and with his last ounce of strength he got promoted to field marshal.
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12-14-2003, 05:42 PM
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damn, i was hoping for a script that would turn water into wine
I think you can do that with perl cant you ? |
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12-14-2003, 05:44 PM
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Add this to your httpd.conf LoadModule water_to_wine_module modules/mod_water_to_wine.so
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12-14-2003, 06:31 PM
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okay
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cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money |
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12-14-2003, 08:46 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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here's my story:
"Elli traveled with Fat Bastard in Germany and went around killing rats with a jackhammer for no reason at all and all hell broke loose which caused public outcry she blew up a truck with a hand grenade and with relative ease she accidently tripped and smashed her face against a rock." The punctuation is a little lacking, but I like the jackhammer part 
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