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Old 12-18-2003, 05:41 PM   #1
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Cop Impersonator Pulls Over State Trooper

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nating_officer

By The Associated Press

CLARKSTOWN, N.Y. - Mistake No. 1: Impersonating a police officer. Mistake No. 2: Making a traffic stop. Mistake No. 3: Stopping an off-duty state trooper. Shalom Gelbman, 22, of New Square, N.Y., made all three mistakes, state police said.



Gelbman, with a strobe light on his dashboard and his high beams flashing, pulled a car over Wednesday night on the Palisades Interstate Parkway, police said. Inside the car was state Trooper Seamus Lyons, who arrested Gelbman. It was clear to Lyons that Gelbman wasn't a colleague, authorities said, because of his license plate number and the equipment he had in his car.


Gelbman was charged with reckless endangerment and criminal impersonation, police said, and was cited for having unauthorized equipment in his car, a dark blue Mercury Grand Marquis with tinted windows.


Gelbman was also ticketed for driving without a registration or insurance. He was released on $5,000 bail after being arraigned in Clarkstown Justice Court.
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Old 12-18-2003, 05:42 PM   #2
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nating_officer

By The Associated Press

CLARKSTOWN, N.Y. - Mistake No. 1: Impersonating a police officer. Mistake No. 2: Making a traffic stop. Mistake No. 3: Stopping an off-duty state trooper. Shalom Gelbman, 22, of New Square, N.Y., made all three mistakes, state police said.



Gelbman, with a strobe light on his dashboard and his high beams flashing, pulled a car over Wednesday night on the Palisades Interstate Parkway, police said. Inside the car was state Trooper Seamus Lyons, who arrested Gelbman. It was clear to Lyons that Gelbman wasn't a colleague, authorities said, because of his license plate number and the equipment he had in his car.


Gelbman was charged with reckless endangerment and criminal impersonation, police said, and was cited for having unauthorized equipment in his car, a dark blue Mercury Grand Marquis with tinted windows.


Gelbman was also ticketed for driving without a registration or insurance. He was released on $5,000 bail after being arraigned in Clarkstown Justice Court.
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Old 12-18-2003, 05:43 PM   #3
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Old 12-18-2003, 05:44 PM   #4
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Old 12-18-2003, 05:45 PM   #5
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Old 12-18-2003, 05:47 PM   #6
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Old 12-18-2003, 06:05 PM   #8
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Old 12-18-2003, 07:35 PM   #10
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Old 12-18-2003, 07:40 PM   #11
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Old 12-18-2003, 07:58 PM   #13
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Fuck they left us hanging Why did he do it? Was he trying to rob people or a dare maybe?
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Old 12-19-2003, 05:50 AM   #14
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Fuck they left us hanging Why did he do it? Was he trying to rob people or a dare maybe?
on local TV they said the guy cut him off so he pulled him over
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Old 12-19-2003, 06:04 AM   #15
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Old 12-19-2003, 06:26 AM   #16
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Actually its funny because i used to have this strobe light that looked like the old "kit" car lights. When i was on the highway at night i would turn them on and people would think it was a cop and pull over , and i would roar past " classic chevy truck ". One night on new years the cops pulled me over for driving with it on and made me take them down.
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