Is it illegal to kill a former roomate? - GoFuckYourself.com

adsproul · 01-16-2001, 02:57 PM

I mean really, lemme just vent a little, I had this roomate who stiffed me for the rent through the rest of the month,she paid me a portion of the rent, and that was after the rent check bounced. then she skipped out, and moved in with her BF and now she is demanding her security deposit back.

Why can't she just go away?

Am i legally in the right to go over and bitch her out till her head explodes?

blakkfrogg · 01-16-2001, 02:59 PM

Yes, but I'm not a lawyer, so you may wanna' get a second opinion.

Actually, I ENCOURAGE you to get one.

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Keyser · 01-16-2001, 04:44 PM

I do not encourage killing. But if you're in college and you're rooming with somebody, if you convince them to commit suicide you'll get a 4.0 for that semester. Or is that if you do it? Oh well...

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adsproul · 01-16-2001, 04:58 PM

call me crazy, but i think the 4.0 deal is only in the movies....

She seriously has a problem, she threatened to take me to small claims court, and i told her she should, i infact encouraged her to do it, and she got pissed, and kept telling me to give her back her deposit.. LMAO

If you're going to threaten me, at least have the courage to follow through with it, or at least stick with it long enough to make me think about it.. LOL

blakkfrogg · 01-16-2001, 06:06 PM

So, does this chick technically owe you money right now? If so, does it balance out the amount she claims you owe her?

All this and more.... when Judge Judy returns.

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I shot the sheriff... but the fucking deputy got away.

titmowse · 01-16-2001, 09:21 PM

Take her to Judge Judy!! And don't forget to bring your documents!

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blakkfrogg · 01-16-2001, 09:55 PM

Documents are cool... he-he.... yeah.. they kick ass.

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Rictor · 01-16-2001, 11:12 PM

The last time I checked, murder was only legal in Texas.

"Oh, the stars at night are big and bright..."

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slavdogg · 01-16-2001, 11:32 PM

adsproul, i believe its still illegal to shoot your roommates in most states

But i'm pretty sure she can make her money back by possing for lensman.
If that doesn't work she can be my play thing for few weeks and i'll make sure she gets her deposit back

adsproul · 01-16-2001, 11:43 PM

Blakk: hmmm, well, i did some preliminary tabulating, and she is going to owe me 63.13 after all bills are paid, and after i use all of her deposit.....

Slavdogg: You think she's cute enough to use as a play toy? you've met her.. then again, you've never seen her without makeup.. LOL and besides, if it was that type of deposit, i have already given it to her, and then some.... with and without her knowledge... < i hope her and her BF used her conditioner> LMAO

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adsproul · 01-16-2001, 11:48 PM

i'm a sick fucker, i know.. LMAO

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slavdogg · 01-16-2001, 11:51 PM

adsproul, she's FIIIIINE !!
excuse my russian but i'd fuck the shit out of her and still be nice enough to pay her debts, your debts, her deposits.
wait dont you owe me money ?

adsproul · 01-16-2001, 11:55 PM

damnit, i though we settled my debt last time i came down to your place.. LOL

Ohh, and to clarify for those who can't IM me on AOL, it's NOT pee pee in her conditioner bottle.. the little wench!, looks, and feels like it though!

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liquid · 01-16-2001, 11:58 PM

OH SHIT... you jizzed in her conditioner bottle too? i thought i was the only one to do that... looks like she's got more HEAD & shoulders than she expected...

slav, don't you owe me a good lickin'?

"If you're not living on the edge, then you're not about to fall off anytime soon either! "
-Liquid

slavdogg · 01-17-2001, 12:01 AM

adsproul, you are one sick bastard!

Lensman · 01-17-2001, 01:59 AM

Takes one to know one!

adsproul · 01-17-2001, 03:20 AM

Wait a second, why am i a sick bastard? because i had a "moment" in her conditioner? thats not as gross as brushing my balls with her toothbrush is it?

Yeah yeah yeah, you just wish you had the balls to do it!

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slavdogg · 01-17-2001, 03:43 AM

Lensman, I think it has something to do with air in rocklin.
it's not very healthy for porners

Scraper · 01-17-2001, 06:53 AM

As an 'act of good faith' buy her a (one way) ticked to East Timor, or some other fucked out place where things are getting rather violent.

If she survives, then fuck it...she deserves to live. If not, go piss on her grave.

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Mikey · 01-17-2001, 11:30 AM

Is her name on the original lease? If not then she won't stand much of a chance in small claims court. It would be her word against yours.

adsproul · 01-17-2001, 01:47 PM

actually mikey, i think because her name is on the lease, it's gonna save my ass if we goto court, she prorated her own rent after her check bounced to me, and legally she is responsible for one third of the rent though the end of the agreement, which luckily for her in only a month to month, and i wouldn't want to trty and screw her out of next month too... i just want the rent though the end of this month... we'll see... i am still pondering...

Slavdogg: It's not the air up here, i think it's the water, and you know, we've all spent some time down in the bay area, so it might be that thats getting to us..

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adsproul · 01-19-2001, 02:01 AM

So, Wait, did we ever figure out if it is really illegal to kill a former roomate or not? I keep urging her to take a long walk on a short pier, but i think she's too dumb to know what a pier is...

What do you all think? TO KILL OR NOT TO KILL?

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pipeking · 12-11-2003, 10:12 AM

Bump. ;)

Zappu · 12-11-2003, 12:34 PM

Take the ahlf of the deposit and send it to "Russia Collection Office" or probably the guys in Broklyn are cheaper

punker barbie · 12-11-2003, 12:41 PM

you should tell her to FUCK OFF!!!

01-16-2001, 02:57 PM	#1
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	Is it illegal to kill a former roomate? I mean really, lemme just vent a little, I had this roomate who stiffed me for the rent through the rest of the month,she paid me a portion of the rent, and that was after the rent check bounced. then she skipped out, and moved in with her BF and now she is demanding her security deposit back. Why can't she just go away? Am i legally in the right to go over and bitch her out till her head explodes?

12-11-2003, 12:34 PM	#24
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01-16-2001, 02:59 PM	#2
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Yes, but I'm not a lawyer, so you may wanna' get a second opinion. Actually, I ENCOURAGE you to get one. ------------------ I shot the sheriff... but the fucking deputy got away.

01-16-2001, 04:44 PM	#3
Keyser Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 142	I do not encourage killing. But if you're in college and you're rooming with somebody, if you convince them to commit suicide you'll get a 4.0 for that semester. Or is that if you do it? Oh well... ------------------ Keyser Submit to 600 TGPs with one click! Get $.05 per search! I've made a lot from my TGP galleries!

01-16-2001, 04:58 PM	#4
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	call me crazy, but i think the 4.0 deal is only in the movies.... She seriously has a problem, she threatened to take me to small claims court, and i told her she should, i infact encouraged her to do it, and she got pissed, and kept telling me to give her back her deposit.. LMAO If you're going to threaten me, at least have the courage to follow through with it, or at least stick with it long enough to make me think about it.. LOL

01-16-2001, 06:06 PM	#5
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	So, does this chick technically owe you money right now? If so, does it balance out the amount she claims you owe her? All this and more.... when Judge Judy returns. ------------------ I shot the sheriff... but the fucking deputy got away.

01-16-2001, 09:21 PM	#6
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Take her to Judge Judy!! And don't forget to bring your documents! ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

01-16-2001, 09:55 PM	#7
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Documents are cool... he-he.... yeah.. they kick ass. ------------------ I shot the sheriff... but the fucking deputy got away.

01-16-2001, 11:12 PM	#8
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	The last time I checked, murder was only legal in Texas. "Oh, the stars at night are big and bright..." ------------------ "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."

01-16-2001, 11:32 PM	#9
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	adsproul, i believe its still illegal to shoot your roommates in most states But i'm pretty sure she can make her money back by possing for lensman. If that doesn't work she can be my play thing for few weeks and i'll make sure she gets her deposit back

01-16-2001, 11:43 PM	#10
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	Blakk: hmmm, well, i did some preliminary tabulating, and she is going to owe me 63.13 after all bills are paid, and after i use all of her deposit..... Slavdogg: You think she's cute enough to use as a play toy? you've met her.. then again, you've never seen her without makeup.. LOL and besides, if it was that type of deposit, i have already given it to her, and then some.... with and without her knowledge... < i hope her and her BF used her conditioner> LMAO ------------------ "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much Space!"

01-16-2001, 11:48 PM	#11
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	i'm a sick fucker, i know.. LMAO ------------------ "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much Space!"

01-16-2001, 11:51 PM	#12
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	adsproul, she's FIIIIINE !! excuse my russian but i'd fuck the shit out of her and still be nice enough to pay her debts, your debts, her deposits. wait dont you owe me money ?

01-16-2001, 11:55 PM	#13
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	damnit, i though we settled my debt last time i came down to your place.. LOL Ohh, and to clarify for those who can't IM me on AOL, it's NOT pee pee in her conditioner bottle.. the little wench!, looks, and feels like it though! ------------------ "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much Space!"

01-16-2001, 11:58 PM	#14
liquid Bling Bling Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 486	OH SHIT... you jizzed in her conditioner bottle too? i thought i was the only one to do that... looks like she's got more HEAD & shoulders than she expected... slav, don't you owe me a good lickin'? "If you're not living on the edge, then you're not about to fall off anytime soon either! " -Liquid

01-17-2001, 12:01 AM	#15
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	adsproul, you are one sick bastard!

01-17-2001, 01:59 AM	#16
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Takes one to know one!

01-17-2001, 03:20 AM	#17
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	Wait a second, why am i a sick bastard? because i had a "moment" in her conditioner? thats not as gross as brushing my balls with her toothbrush is it? Yeah yeah yeah, you just wish you had the balls to do it! ------------------ "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much Space!"

01-17-2001, 03:43 AM	#18
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	Lensman, I think it has something to do with air in rocklin. it's not very healthy for porners

01-17-2001, 06:53 AM	#19
Scraper Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rainforest Posts: 182	As an 'act of good faith' buy her a (one way) ticked to East Timor, or some other fucked out place where things are getting rather violent. If she survives, then fuck it...she deserves to live. If not, go piss on her grave. ------------------ Green air...its better than clean air.

01-17-2001, 11:30 AM	#20
Mikey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 665	Is her name on the original lease? If not then she won't stand much of a chance in small claims court. It would be her word against yours.

01-17-2001, 01:47 PM	#21
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	actually mikey, i think because her name is on the lease, it's gonna save my ass if we goto court, she prorated her own rent after her check bounced to me, and legally she is responsible for one third of the rent though the end of the agreement, which luckily for her in only a month to month, and i wouldn't want to trty and screw her out of next month too... i just want the rent though the end of this month... we'll see... i am still pondering... Slavdogg: It's not the air up here, i think it's the water, and you know, we've all spent some time down in the bay area, so it might be that thats getting to us.. ------------------ "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much Space!"

01-19-2001, 02:01 AM	#22
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	So, Wait, did we ever figure out if it is really illegal to kill a former roomate or not? I keep urging her to take a long walk on a short pier, but i think she's too dumb to know what a pier is... What do you all think? TO KILL OR NOT TO KILL? ------------------ "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much Space!"

12-11-2003, 10:12 AM	#23
pipeking So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 121	Bump. ;)

12-11-2003, 12:41 PM	#25
punker barbie Meow Meow!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 10,226	you should tell her to FUCK OFF!!!