Last Minute Gift Ideas for those with everything! - GoFuckYourself.com

dchottie · 12-11-2003, 11:18 PM

This was in my daily newspaper as a column and I thoroughly enjoyed these gift suggestions and thought you may also.

Bird Diapers - The name says it all.

Octodog - Makes a cool little octopus looking thing from your ordinary weiners. *maybe we'll see this as a new fetish site*

Bowel Buddy - For those of you that sit in your chair too long it will help ease those painful moments.

Hair Cutting Umbrella - Looks like something that a dog wears to keep them from biting at their mange.

Nap Strap - Made to give you comfy rest on an airplane but looks like a Hanibal Lecter restraint device.

Caffeinated Soap - My personal favorite and an addition to my Santa wish list.

Presidential Action Figures - For those of you that want to practice voodoo.

Talking TP dispenser - For those of you who use too many of the Bowel Buddies and don't have a companion brave enough to keep you company while doing your business.

Bubble Buddy bacon flavored dog bubbles - A great stocking stuffer for your pet although the catnip ones are much more fun for human ingestion.

Last but not least for all you sports fanatics. The Food Suit. It has everything and I mean everything you could need to not move yourself from your recliner on a game day. Although it doesn't list the price the source in the paper said they are $49.95 plus shipping and handling.

Spunky · 12-11-2003, 11:23 PM

Nice unique gifts

dchottie · 12-11-2003, 11:38 PM

well you know I had to include the food suit for bonepro since he loves to wager a bet every now and then. I thought he might could use it to sit tight during the big moments and if he looses a couple of grand the bladder drainer feature would come in handy...

12-11-2003, 11:18 PM	#1
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	Last Minute Gift Ideas for those with everything! This was in my daily newspaper as a column and I thoroughly enjoyed these gift suggestions and thought you may also. Bird Diapers - The name says it all. Octodog - Makes a cool little octopus looking thing from your ordinary weiners. maybe we'll see this as a new fetish site Bowel Buddy - For those of you that sit in your chair too long it will help ease those painful moments. Hair Cutting Umbrella - Looks like something that a dog wears to keep them from biting at their mange. Nap Strap - Made to give you comfy rest on an airplane but looks like a Hanibal Lecter restraint device. Caffeinated Soap - My personal favorite and an addition to my Santa wish list. Presidential Action Figures - For those of you that want to practice voodoo. Talking TP dispenser - For those of you who use too many of the Bowel Buddies and don't have a companion brave enough to keep you company while doing your business. Bubble Buddy bacon flavored dog bubbles - A great stocking stuffer for your pet although the catnip ones are much more fun for human ingestion. Last but not least for all you sports fanatics. The Food Suit. It has everything and I mean everything you could need to not move yourself from your recliner on a game day. Although it doesn't list the price the source in the paper said they are $49.95 plus shipping and handling. __________________

12-11-2003, 11:23 PM	#2
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12-11-2003, 11:38 PM	#3
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	well you know I had to include the food suit for bonepro since he loves to wager a bet every now and then. I thought he might could use it to sit tight during the big moments and if he looses a couple of grand the bladder drainer feature would come in handy... __________________