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  • spamofon
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 2999

    #1

    So my girlf friend decided bang me in my chair...

    ...and in the moment of passion she put her leg on my computer for support.....comp fell down..and my harddrive got burned


    fuck, time to go buy a new one


    whats ur banging bloopers
  • shermo

    #2
    All in the name of busting a nut!

    I don't think I've had any bloopers other than the room being too dark and putting it in the "wrong hole".

    A hole is a hole, right?

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    • freeadultcontent
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 9976

      #3
      I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

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      • Volantt
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 745

        #4
        Originally posted by freeadultcontent
        I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.


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        • Ross
          Ik ben een aap
          • Sep 2002
          • 18874

          #5
          Originally posted by spamofon
          whats ur banging bloopers
          I tried to have sex once but I didn't know what to do so I just left it.......

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          • nathan_f
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2003
            • 3983

            #6
            "The lights came on and there was my sister"

            Holy fuck that came out of nowhere, great story.

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            • Ross
              Ik ben een aap
              • Sep 2002
              • 18874

              #7
              Originally posted by nathan_f
              "The lights came on and there was my sister"

              Holy fuck that came out of nowhere, great story.
              That;s sick


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              • wdsguy
                Ryde or Die
                • Dec 2002
                • 19568

                #8
                Originally posted by shermsshack
                All in the name of busting a nut!

                I don't think I've had any bloopers other than the room being too dark and putting it in the "wrong hole".

                A hole is a hole, right?

                you ear fucker!

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                • liquidmoe
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 4994

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wdsguy



                  you ear fucker!
                  Could have been a nostril

                  Take Luck!

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                  • jimthefiend
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 18889

                    #10
                    i go through keyboards bi monthly

                    usually beer and cigg ashes

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                    • Brad-Wishing
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2415

                      #11
                      FAC... you're a SICK motherfucker. Hahahaha.

                      "The lights came on and there was my sister"
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                      • freeadultcontent
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 9976

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
                        FAC... you're a SICK motherfucker. Hahahaha.

                        "The lights came on and there was my sister"
                        It wasnt my mother, keep it straight she told me she retired before I was 16.

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                        • myjah
                          Back in the harbor
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 11482

                          #13
                          Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                          I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.
                          well that totally caught me off guard!! and turned my stomach at the same time!
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                          • Ic3m4nZ
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 6285

                            #14

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                            • hornycash
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 2336

                              #15
                              Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                              I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

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                              • MrIzzz
                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22923

                                #16


                                can't think of anything, but every once in a while i get a girl that queefs. now that i hate!


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                                • blazin
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 2781

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Ross

                                  That;s sick


                                  I totally agree.


                                  But I still laughed my socks off
                                  I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                  • TheEnforcer
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 2855

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by spamofon
                                    ...and in the moment of passion she put her leg on my computer for support.....comp fell down..and my harddrive got burned


                                    fuck, time to go buy a new one


                                    whats ur banging bloopers

                                    hahahaha.. that's too funny!!

                                    One of the best was when I was much younger and I was banging this babe I was rather serious with and we were really going at it and totally into it when all of a sudden I had this wicked bad cramp in both parts of the back of one of my legs ( was working as a lifeguard and out in the sun 10+ hours a day)and let out one hell of a howl and hopped off of her and just about scared her to death... after I recovered, which took a bit, we laughed for a REAL long time!!
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                                    • Raf1
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 12117

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Ross
                                      I tried to have sex once but I didn't know what to do so I just left it.......

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                                      • spamofon
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                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 2999

                                        #20

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                                        • Babagirls
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                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 18812

                                          #21
                                          When I had my last 3 some over the summer of 2003......

                                          In a hotel room, my girlfriend was blowing the dude and I was kissing him, I went down to help her out ( ) and I elbowed her right in the temple LOL That was pretty damn funny!!!!




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                                          • fuzebox
                                            making it rain
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 22352

                                            #22
                                            My gf booted the faceplate off my car stereo pretty hard... never stayed on properly after that, I ended up having to replace it

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                                            • avion
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 1403

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                              I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.
                                              huh ?

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                                              • quantum-x
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 6863

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.
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                                                • Oracle Porn
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                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                  I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.


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                                                  • com
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 4541

                                                    #26
                                                    my gf kicked my rear view off ... the look on her moms face when she walked in the front door with messed up hair, holding my rear view and asking for apoxy. priceless

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