So my girlf friend decided bang me in my chair...

[spamofon]

...and in the moment of passion she put her leg on my computer for support.....comp fell down..and my harddrive got burned


fuck, time to go buy a new one


whats ur banging bloopers

[shermo]

All in the name of busting a nut!

I don't think I've had any bloopers other than the room being too dark and putting it in the "wrong hole".

A hole is a hole, right?

[freeadultcontent]

I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

[Volantt]

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

V

[Ross]

Originally posted by spamofon
whats ur banging bloopers

I tried to have sex once but I didn't know what to do so I just left it.......

[nathan_f]

"The lights came on and there was my sister"

Holy fuck that came out of nowhere, great story.

[Ross]

Originally posted by nathan_f
"The lights came on and there was my sister"

Holy fuck that came out of nowhere, great story.

That;s sick

[wdsguy]

Originally posted by shermsshack
All in the name of busting a nut!

I don't think I've had any bloopers other than the room being too dark and putting it in the "wrong hole".

A hole is a hole, right?

you ear fucker!

[liquidmoe]

Originally posted by wdsguy



you ear fucker!

Could have been a nostril

[jimthefiend]

i go through keyboards bi monthly

usually beer and cigg ashes

[Brad-Wishing]

FAC... you're a SICK motherfucker. Hahahaha.

"The lights came on and there was my sister"

[freeadultcontent]

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
FAC... you're a SICK motherfucker. Hahahaha.

"The lights came on and there was my sister"

It wasnt my mother, keep it straight she told me she retired before I was 16.

[myjah]

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

well that totally caught me off guard!! and turned my stomach at the same time!

[Ic3m4nZ]

[hornycash]

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

[MrIzzz]

can't think of anything, but every once in a while i get a girl that queefs. now that i hate!

[blazin]

Originally posted by Ross

That;s sick

I totally agree.


But I still laughed my socks off

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by spamofon
...and in the moment of passion she put her leg on my computer for support.....comp fell down..and my harddrive got burned


fuck, time to go buy a new one


whats ur banging bloopers

hahahaha.. that's too funny!!

One of the best was when I was much younger and I was banging this babe I was rather serious with and we were really going at it and totally into it when all of a sudden I had this wicked bad cramp in both parts of the back of one of my legs ( was working as a lifeguard and out in the sun 10+ hours a day)and let out one hell of a howl and hopped off of her and just about scared her to death... after I recovered, which took a bit, we laughed for a REAL long time!!

[Raf1]

Originally posted by Ross
I tried to have sex once but I didn't know what to do so I just left it.......

[spamofon]

[Babagirls]

When I had my last 3 some over the summer of 2003......

In a hotel room, my girlfriend was blowing the dude and I was kissing him, I went down to help her out ( ) and I elbowed her right in the temple LOL That was pretty damn funny!!!!

[fuzebox]

My gf booted the faceplate off my car stereo pretty hard... never stayed on properly after that, I ended up having to replace it

[avion]

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

huh ?

[quantum-x]

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

i dont know what's worse..
getting blown by your sister or knowing your sister is a crazy girl when she gets behind the cock :D

[Oracle Porn]

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I was shit face drunk and nearly passed out at my new apartment, my friend apparently picked up a hooker on his beer run and brought her back to the pad. After he banged her he sent her in to bang me. She was all over my cock gobbling it like a starved toothless etheopian. It was sending shiveres down my legs and my back was spazming like I was possessed. I had to see who this amazing cock sucker was so I reached over nearly knocking everything off my dresser due to the amount of pleasure I was getting to turn on the lights. The lights came on and there was my sister, I freaked and did the only right thing. I turned off the lights and let her finish.

[com]

my gf kicked my rear view off ... the look on her moms face when she walked in the front door with messed up hair, holding my rear view and asking for apoxy. priceless