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AsylumN · 12-09-2003, 04:21 PM

I am doing a decent amount of transactions now, and starting to get some dirty looks from the teller at my current credit union. I want to switch banks. What is the most porn friendly bank out there? By that I mean one that is a big bank that can handle large transactions witout blinking and won't ask alot of questions about where my funds are coming from?

asneed · 12-09-2003, 04:37 PM

SlutBank of California is good

mastamindz · 12-09-2003, 04:44 PM

If you are in Canada, Scotiabank is really good

If your in the states... then I dont know

Why · 12-09-2003, 04:49 PM

Bank of America sure loves me

okny · 12-09-2003, 04:50 PM

Chase or Citi bank you can't go wrong with wither.

AsylumN · 12-09-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Why
Bank of America sure loves me

here is what im considering so far...

bank of america
wellsfargo
washington mutual

any opinions on those?

Volantt · 12-09-2003, 05:11 PM

Adult Webmasters Federal Credit Union (AWFCU)

or better known as "Aww Fuck You"

Go with BofA

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aaron · 12-09-2003, 05:13 PM

i use washington mutual and go to a few diff branches, all the tellers at all the banks i have been to are nice and anyone else i have talked to has also been nice. i think wamu is great bank.

tony286 · 12-09-2003, 05:57 PM

ifriends uses washington mutual .Also dont give your company a porn name like suckhahahaha productions and no one will give you strange looks lol.

Why · 12-09-2003, 06:04 PM

i dunno how they are in the east. but BofA owns the west coast. i never find myself in a town without a BofA close at hand.

thier fees are minimal. in fact i pay none on any of the 6 or so accounts i keep with them.

wells fargo on the other hand, they sure like to tax my ass. FUCKERS!

Phoenix · 12-09-2003, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why
i dunno how they are in the east. but BofA owns the west coast. i never find myself in a town without a BofA close at hand.

thier fees are minimal. in fact i pay none on any of the 6 or so accounts i keep with them.

wells fargo on the other hand, they sure like to tax my ass. FUCKERS!

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- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 06:32 PM

Sperm banks?

Oracle Porn · 12-09-2003, 06:36 PM

I use wamu and they give me looks...
"Where the fuck did you get that check from?"

Fu-Q · 12-09-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why
Bank of America sure loves me

arial · 12-09-2003, 06:41 PM

Wellsfargo does the job for me. I'm sure they know what I do when they see all the iBill and CCBill checks but no dirty looks here.

Ezygo Steve · 12-09-2003, 06:56 PM

I would run as fast as you can from wells fargo.....they are horrible. Bank of America all the way

basschick · 12-09-2003, 07:03 PM

a few porn companies in california had their accounts terminated for porn. most notable is silvercash. they can be cool, but i'm nervous of them.

wells fargo is porn friendly even if they do charge a little more and citibank has been pretty nice to us and don't seem to care what we do.

JackRoyal · 12-09-2003, 10:27 PM

I heard that a "Benchmark Bank" of Dallas, was being used for merchant accounts for payment processors. Apparently, they are a small independent bank, so they are more open to these kind of things. I am planning to relocate up to Dallas in a couple of monthes, so I might check them out.

Furious_Male · 12-09-2003, 10:53 PM

I personaly don't give a fuck what the $9 buck an hour teller thinks when depositing checks. Fuck em why worry about it. If the checks are good just deposit the shit and dont sweat it.

If it really bothers you bigger banks like Fleet and HSBC are decent. Use the ATM at your branch to make the deposits.

ztik · 12-09-2003, 11:04 PM

Bank of america does not allow adult transactions.

i'm not sure if its official policy but i know people who have their bank accounts shutdown after they found out where the money was coming from

fletcher · 12-09-2003, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by ztik
Bank of america does not allow adult transactions.

i'm not sure if its official policy but i know people who have their bank accounts shutdown after they found out where the money was coming from

Aren't CCBill checks drawn on BofA accounts? I used to have an account there and they'd always clear in a day.

Ezygo Steve · 12-09-2003, 11:17 PM

well it helps if your sponsor doesn't send you checks that have adult names on it like analfistingcash.com

Furious_Male · 12-09-2003, 11:19 PM

Are we refering to processing transactions or just depositing big checks. Seems like there are two conversations going on here. I though he was just concerned about depositing the checks.

CC processing is an entire different matter.

Why · 12-09-2003, 11:32 PM

Bank Of America is very well used by webmaster programs, its where i keep all my money.

anyone who got thier bank account closed was probably up to more then they are fessing up to. my local BofA knows full well what i do, they dont give a fuck.

money doesnt smell. the bank will take it. if they dont they are fuckign stupid. and who gives a shit what a teller thinks, tell them youll shove BOTH of your nuts in thier mouth if they dont like what you do for a living.

kmanrox · 12-10-2003, 01:22 AM

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12-09-2003, 04:21 PM	#1
AsylumN Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 625	Most porn-friendly bank I am doing a decent amount of transactions now, and starting to get some dirty looks from the teller at my current credit union. I want to switch banks. What is the most porn friendly bank out there? By that I mean one that is a big bank that can handle large transactions witout blinking and won't ask alot of questions about where my funds are coming from?

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12-09-2003, 04:49 PM	#4
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	Bank of America sure loves me

12-09-2003, 05:13 PM	#8
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	i use washington mutual and go to a few diff branches, all the tellers at all the banks i have been to are nice and anyone else i have talked to has also been nice. i think wamu is great bank.

12-09-2003, 05:57 PM	#9
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	ifriends uses washington mutual .Also dont give your company a porn name like suckhahahaha productions and no one will give you strange looks lol.

12-09-2003, 06:04 PM	#10
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	i dunno how they are in the east. but BofA owns the west coast. i never find myself in a town without a BofA close at hand. thier fees are minimal. in fact i pay none on any of the 6 or so accounts i keep with them. wells fargo on the other hand, they sure like to tax my ass. FUCKERS!

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12-09-2003, 06:41 PM	#15
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	Wellsfargo does the job for me. I'm sure they know what I do when they see all the iBill and CCBill checks but no dirty looks here.

12-09-2003, 06:56 PM	#16
Ezygo Steve So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 37	I would run as fast as you can from wells fargo.....they are horrible. Bank of America all the way

12-09-2003, 07:03 PM	#17
basschick Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: el lay, ca usa Posts: 2,540	a few porn companies in california had their accounts terminated for porn. most notable is silvercash. they can be cool, but i'm nervous of them. wells fargo is porn friendly even if they do charge a little more and citibank has been pretty nice to us and don't seem to care what we do. __________________ Got Gay and For Women Traffic?

12-09-2003, 10:27 PM	#18
JackRoyal Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 65	I heard that a "Benchmark Bank" of Dallas, was being used for merchant accounts for payment processors. Apparently, they are a small independent bank, so they are more open to these kind of things. I am planning to relocate up to Dallas in a couple of monthes, so I might check them out.

12-09-2003, 10:53 PM	#19
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,881	I personaly don't give a fuck what the $9 buck an hour teller thinks when depositing checks. Fuck em why worry about it. If the checks are good just deposit the shit and dont sweat it. If it really bothers you bigger banks like Fleet and HSBC are decent. Use the ATM at your branch to make the deposits. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

12-09-2003, 11:04 PM	#20
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	Bank of america does not allow adult transactions. i'm not sure if its official policy but i know people who have their bank accounts shutdown after they found out where the money was coming from __________________ .

12-09-2003, 11:17 PM	#22
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12-09-2003, 11:19 PM	#23
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,881	Are we refering to processing transactions or just depositing big checks. Seems like there are two conversations going on here. I though he was just concerned about depositing the checks. CC processing is an entire different matter. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

12-09-2003, 11:32 PM	#24
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	Bank Of America is very well used by webmaster programs, its where i keep all my money. anyone who got thier bank account closed was probably up to more then they are fessing up to. my local BofA knows full well what i do, they dont give a fuck. money doesnt smell. the bank will take it. if they dont they are fuckign stupid. and who gives a shit what a teller thinks, tell them youll shove BOTH of your nuts in thier mouth if they dont like what you do for a living.

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