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Brad-Wishing 12-10-2003 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hershie
The new Sherrif has arrived.
Chasing away all the NASTY trash and FLASH.
He makes them beg like WEG in EPIC fashion.
He only uses gold bullets, PLATINUM and SILVER are for pussies.
He fights for webmasters and will convert for them at LIGHTSPEED.
He makes ADULT and child alike beg for his favor.
You are a PURE ARS if you don't bow to his power.
Don't be a HAWG with your traffic, time to MAKE BLING with the new PORNKING in town.
If you are a newb he will GIGA-deputize you; already have INSITE, he will fix your focus LENS and convert you over to the light and you will JOIN RIGHT NOW.
Only a PIBsqueak SIC OX would challenge his authority.
He ain't MEDIUM PIMPIN; he's MAX'ing out on the conversions and the real MEGA PORN BUCKeneer.
Is he a FANTASYMAN, heck no, they call him QUICKBUCK.



WINNER
Don't even continue the contest.
WINNER

anidifranco 12-10-2003 12:14 AM

I need an upgrade for my QUICKbooks, it can't handle the GIGAbites of money I'm making.

Xplicit 12-10-2003 12:15 AM

QUICKAGIGA ROCK GIGAQUICK





lame. :321GFY

Hooper 12-10-2003 12:18 AM

You QuickGuys & QuickGals are comin up with some seriously good shit!!!!

Dude It's gonna take me more than a quick minute to choose a winner!

Gemini 12-10-2003 12:23 AM

Theres a solution Hoop...

Get offa few more QuickBucks than was your Standard! lol

JulianSosa 12-10-2003 12:40 AM

I always cumQUICK when I fuck a GIGGA

OzMan 12-10-2003 12:41 AM

I know whenever I need a refreshing break I always reach for a bottle of QUICK Cola. I tried Mr PIBb once but it left a nasty after taste in my mouth and also, the next morning even though I am not gigaGAY, it felt like my ARS had been reamed?

Wiseman 12-10-2003 12:44 AM

I am a QUICKfUCK till I get DRUNK then I bust into that PUSSY with my MASSIVE PYTHON and let her know why PIB!

XxXotic 12-10-2003 12:59 AM

this thread is on the QUICK track to being GIGA-Gay

SlutFinder 12-10-2003 01:05 AM

QUICKdollars - GIGAhollers


hmm i think ill stick to running sites lol

fuzebox 12-10-2003 01:42 AM

This thread is QUICKly becoming NASTY.
QUICK, bump it so it's back on TOP!

Kimmykim 12-10-2003 02:06 AM

I vote for hershie.

HS-Trixxxia 12-10-2003 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
Quickbuck not converting? GIGAplease! push taxicams make some quickbucks and get some quickfucks
Sounds good....but I'd change the 'QUICKfucks' to either 'QUICKies' or 'get a taste of some 'QUICKchickies'

Aaaahhhhhh I don't know.....

HS-Trixxxia 12-10-2003 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hershie
The new Sherrif has arrived.
Chasing away all the NASTY trash and FLASH.
He makes them beg like WEG in EPIC fashion.
He only uses gold bullets, PLATINUM and SILVER are for pussies.
He fights for webmasters and will convert for them at LIGHTSPEED.
He makes ADULT and child alike beg for his favor.
You are a PURE ARS if you don't bow to his power.
Don't be a HAWG with your traffic, time to MAKE BLING with the new PORNKING in town.
If you are a newb he will GIGA-deputize you; already have INSITE, he will fix your focus LENS and convert you over to the light and you will JOIN RIGHT NOW.
Only a PIBsqueak SIC OX would challenge his authority.
He ain't MEDIUM PIMPIN; he's MAX'ing out on the conversions and the real MEGA PORN BUCKeneer.
Is he a FANTASYMAN, heck no, they call him QUICKBUCK.

GREAT one......I'd add...... 'they call him QUICKBUCK so have no fear' (Nowadays....we're all afraid) :-)

OHHHH and I'm at post 999!!!!!!

Hooper 12-10-2003 06:29 AM

i'll give that a QuickBump ;-)

JFK 12-10-2003 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
This thread will QUICKfall to the second GIGApage :Graucho
Ok a Quickbump for mankind, from the Gigaravages of the second page:1orglaugh

feN 12-10-2003 11:57 AM

a QUICK buck is better than a GIGAfuck :thumbsup

anidifranco 12-10-2003 12:40 PM

Hey you, sittin over there
Say what?
You better get up out of your chair
That's right
And work your traffic down
Yeahhh...
No time to funk around, cause we gon....
QUICK, you, right on up
So get up, get a move on, and get your sales on
It's A-N-I the spectacular
In a trade I go for your neck so call me Dracula
As I drain a GIGA's jugular vein
and maintain to leave blood stains so don't complain
Keepin it real, enables me to make another meal
Still, GIGAz run up and try to steal at will
But get popped like PIBcash
I wipe GIGAz off the face of the Earth since birth
I been a bad GIGA, now let me tell you what I'm worth
More than a Stealth bomber, I cause drama
The enforcer, sales flows like a flying saucer
Or a 747 jet, never forget
I'm that nigga that keeps the sponsors' panties wet
The sales gets smoked, once you hear the QUICK kick
With ratios so funky, they come with a Speed Stick
So check the traffic that I'm bringin
The motherfuckin A-N-I, will keep their
motherfuckin registers ringin


One-two for the board, three-fo' for the dough
Five for the sig hoes, six-seven-eight for QuickCash
Mad GIGAz about to feel the full effect of intellect
So I can collect respect, plus a check
Now I fin' to, get into, my mental will take care of this business I need
to attend to cuz my rent's due
And this porn shit's my meal ticket
So you goddamn right I'm gonna kick it, or get evicted
I bring terror like Stephen King
A fly webhost, runnin GIGAz over like Christine
When I rock the spot with the traffic I got
I sell plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut
As I blast past another GIGA's ass that thought he was strong
But I smoke him like grass, just like Cheech and Chong
When I flow, GIGAz know, it's time to take a hike
Cause I grab the traffic and click my mouse like a dyke
I got stats to keep you enchanted
Produce a statscreen with the funky numbers to keep your sales slanted
So check the traffic that I'm bringin
The motherfuckin A-N-I, will keep their motherfuckin registers ringin


Debonair with flair, I scare board whores
without a care, runnin shit as if I was a mayor
But I ain't no politician, no competition
Sendin all opposition to see a mortician
I'm up front, never in the back drop
Step on stage and get faded just like Adult Check
Your stats look like you bought em at PIB N Go
Ani came to wax you so, just call me Mop N Glow
Many tried to, but just can't rock with
Your ratios have to be pure chocolate
Your chances of shavin' me are slim, G
Cause I rock from summer til Santa comes down the chimney
Ho ho ho, and so, as I continue to flow
Cause yo, I'm just a fly webhost
So, check the traffic that I'm bringin'
The motherfuckin A-N-I will keep their motherfuckin registers ringin.

skillfull 12-10-2003 12:47 PM

this thread is GIGAgay, fuck this waste of time, im returning making QUICKbucks :)

anidifranco 12-12-2003 04:47 PM

Who won?

MiniMang 12-12-2003 04:57 PM

First of all i hate them both... they're mang chungs... second they dont have shit for traffic... they're french and canadian... and they degrade Womangs

xmovieparad 12-12-2003 06:19 PM

I busted a GIGAload at the QUICKymart

Wiseman 12-12-2003 08:11 PM

GIGAbump this QuickBuck thread

420 12-12-2003 08:14 PM

quickbuck sucks giga-ass

Hooper 12-12-2003 08:25 PM

420, you been sniffin too much whiteout.

The winner was just announced here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=207991

InsaneGreen 12-12-2003 11:02 PM

sorry if it sucks... i was born white... :Graucho

i know son, you said this threads done
but gimmie a minute to have my fun
thats right, shits tight, sittin at home on a fridaynight
tryna get paid cuz it helps me get laid
no 9 to 5, just 2 pcs and a 80 gig harddrive
doin what it takes to keep my sites alive...
hosting bills,penis pills
whatever it takes to get warm meals
fuck workin at wendys, im exploiting mindys and cindys
im post whore free, but thats just me
some fools here started 15 threads on my screen
they aint makin green, theyre stayin clean
only gettin paid by the post they make
that shits gay if i may say
time for somethin new, somethin fresh and clean
i need a new program to supply my bling
been on the hunt, just found what i want
with pimp ass sites, converting like fuck
just what i need to make a quick buck
or 2, or 3, but not just one
and now my friends, this thread is done!

Jive 12-13-2003 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
Whoever comes up with the best cutdown involving QUICKbuck vs GIGAwhatever or any other sponsor with an ego wins $100 Bucks By Paypal On Friday at Noon. Winner Will Be announced.

Examples:
My QUICKcock is bigger than your GIGAweenie

OKAY! MY QUICKSHIT IS WAY BIGGER THAN THAT GIGA-CHUNKY i LEFT IN YOUR TOILET LAST NIGHT?

hoops you still suck!:Graucho

sixxxth_sense 12-13-2003 03:09 AM

im tooo stoned of a newb for this shit...

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mrmovie 12-13-2003 04:35 AM

:drinkup


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