I need 10,000 text descriptions for sponsor hosted galleries - GoFuckYourself.com

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 06:44 PM

How much? SPAM ME!

Babaganoosh · 12-09-2003, 06:46 PM

Sorry, I don't mean to shit in your back yard but I could use the same thing. Maybe not 10K but I need a BUNCH.

Thrawn$ · 12-09-2003, 06:46 PM

i guest you need a monkey

icq him

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn$
i guest you need a monkey

icq him

Please don't advertise your personal services here, champ. Serious offers only please.

sickkittens · 12-09-2003, 06:49 PM

email or ICQ?

strobi · 12-09-2003, 06:51 PM

freehostedgalleries.com will do it for 3K$ (exclusive) maybe less...

OzMan84 · 12-09-2003, 06:51 PM

i need about 3k, some help out us ppl

BlueFly · 12-09-2003, 06:52 PM

How hard would it be to write a database of adjectives, adverbs, nouns and verbs, and have a script randomly insert them into a number of formats? It would be like doing a mad lib.

tootie · 12-09-2003, 06:52 PM

I hear webmasterlabor.com does that really cheaply

Thrawn$ · 12-09-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -

Please don't advertise your personal services here, champ. Serious offers only please.

ok
here is my serious offer
i can do this job for 1$ per description.

Babaganoosh · 12-09-2003, 06:52 PM

Contact AFN first since this is his thread. I just need the same thing. ICQ 4445137.

AFN, hit me up too if you use ICQ.

ThePornPusher · 12-09-2003, 06:52 PM

.07 cents a gallery

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueFly
How hard would it be to write a database of adjectives, adverbs, nouns and verbs, and have a script randomly insert them into a number of formats? It would be like doing a mad lib.

It would look like a Russian jackass did it. I need actual descriptions designed to make people click!

Anyone, help me out here!

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThePornPusher
.07 cents a gallery

Post samples!!!!!!

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 06:55 PM

Too Expensive! Damn, dude, are you like Upton Sinclair or Don Delillo or Thomas Pychon..??!!!

3-6 word descriptions designed to make people click that accurately describes the galleries.

I can belt out 30 an hour. So, I ain't paying $1 each.

Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn$

ok
here is my serious offer
i can do this job for 1$ per description.

BlueFly · 12-09-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -

It would look like a Russian jackass did it. I need actual descriptions designed to make people click!

Anyone, help me out here!

lol, yeah... Some of them would suck, but if you are looking for quick, easy and cheap, that would be a simple solution. You could toss any that sounded too bad.

MadCap · 12-09-2003, 06:57 PM

I can get it done for $75 per thousand.

$750 for ten thousand

icq 137771650

Oh yeah my people speak english as a first launguage and are creative.

Raven · 12-09-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
How much? SPAM ME!

How much time would we have and it would cost you a dollar per description...if they are only keyworded three to four words..if you want anything longer, it would cost you more.

I believe that's 10,000 dollars.

27331641

BlueFly · 12-09-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
Too Expensive! Damn, dude, are you like Upton Sinclair or Don Delillo or Thomas Pychon..??!!!

3-6 word descriptions designed to make people click that accurately describes the galleries.

I can belt out 30 an hour. So, I ain't paying $1 each.

30 an hour? My god, I hope you are getting your dick sucked while you are doing this! That is like 2 minutes a piece...

Babaganoosh · 12-09-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MadCap
I can get it done for $50 per thousand.

$500 for ten thousand

icq 137771650

Oh yeah my people speak english as a first launguage and are creative.

Seriously? Last time I saw something this cheap I paid $100 and ended up with descriptions like

"Babe fucking many coks"

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MadCap
I can get it done for $50 per thousand.

$500 for ten thousand

icq 137771650

Oh yeah my people speak english as a first launguage and are creative.

Post Samples

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:01 PM

Those wacky wacky Russians...

My favorite is

"Beautiful sucking time penis"

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Seriously? Last time I saw something this cheap I paid $100 and ended up with descriptions like

"Babe fucking many coks"

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueFly
30 an hour? My god, I hope you are getting your dick sucked while you are doing this! That is like 2 minutes a piece...

I write them to CONVERT, Sherlock.

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:03 PM

$10,000???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! I wouldn't even trust you with the steam off my shit for quoting me that price. Who's writing your descriptions.... V.S. Naipaul?? DAMN!

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven

How much time would we have and it would cost you a dollar per description...if they are only keyworded three to four words..if you want anything longer, it would cost you more.

I believe that's 10,000 dollars.

27331641

BlueFly · 12-09-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -

I write them to CONVERT, Sherlock.

I meant that in good humor. I know how hard it is to write these. That is the main reason I switched to thumbs.

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MadCap
I can get it done for $75 per thousand.

$750 for ten thousand

icq 137771650

Oh yeah my people speak english as a first launguage and are creative.

Why'd you edit the price from 500 to 750?????

MadCap · 12-09-2003, 07:05 PM

ok i edited my first post but for you who quoted it ill honor the first price

i ll give you samples when you show me the galleries and how many words you need like i said icq me or email adam-at-thepleasuretraildot com and ill let you know

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:07 PM

Nah, dude, just go to sponsorhostedgalleries.com get 150 (to test your capacity and speed) and post the descripts here. 8 to 10 words each.

Quote:

Originally posted by MadCap
ok i edited my first post but for you who quoted it ill honor the first price

i ll give you samples when you show me the galleries and how many words you need like i said icq me or email adam-at-thepleasuretraildot com and ill let you know

MadCap · 12-09-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
Those wacky wacky Russians...

My favorite is

"Beautiful sucking time penis"

thats funny as hell

like i said my people speak english as a first launguage so no shit like that will happen.

I have a few people around the office i can put on this. as i said if you want to talk further icq or e-mail me and tell me what you want

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:12 PM

Post samples, playboi!

Quote:

Originally posted by MadCap

thats funny as hell

like i said my people speak english as a first launguage so no shit like that will happen.

I have a few people around the office i can put on this. as i said if you want to talk further icq or e-mail me and tell me what you want

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:13 PM

Also, these descripts must be CUSTOM and freshly made

MadCap · 12-09-2003, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
Nah, dude, just go to sponsorhostedgalleries.com get 150 (to test your capacity and speed) and post the descripts here. 8 to 10 words each.

nah dude if i wanted to give away 150 for free i could

but if you have cash and want to spend it and do business you can e-mial me and we will get it done.

otherwise dont waste my time and i wont waste yours.

I will provide whatever you need if you want to take this to a business fourm and not a public one.

Gemini · 12-09-2003, 07:16 PM

Mine convert.

But it looks like the kids have you under control and getting lower by the minute. Give them time and they'll be paying y'all to do 'em for you. lol

You get what you pay for.

Benasty · 12-09-2003, 07:17 PM

I'll do 10,000 descriptions for $2,500.

I reviewed over 4,000 galleries for Choker in the past.

I don't sleep and i'm always hopped up on NoDoz

Hit me up icq - 163231195

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:18 PM

How would I know that you're not just copying these elsewhere or if they're even accurate?

Post samples or just STFU.

Quote:

Originally posted by MadCap

nah dude if i wanted to give away 150 for free i could

but if you have cash and want to spend it and do business you can e-mial me and we will get it done.

otherwise dont waste my time and i wont waste yours.

I will provide whatever you need if you want to take this to a business fourm and not a public one.

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Mine convert.

But it looks like the kids have you under control and getting lower by the minute. Give them time and they'll be paying y'all to do 'em for you. lol

You get what you pay for.

anyone can claim conversion when they're trying to jack you for $1 per description.

The most I'd pay for this is cents on the dollar each and they must post samples.

150 samples should weed out the pretenders and scammers.

- AFN - · 12-09-2003, 07:22 PM

Take off a zero from your price and I'll take you seriously.........AFTER you've posted samples.

Quote:

Originally posted by Benasty
I'll do 10,000 descriptions for $2,500.

I reviewed over 4,000 galleries for Choker in the past.

I don't sleep and i'm always hopped up on NoDoz

Hit me up icq - 163231195

MadCap · 12-09-2003, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
How would I know that you're not just copying these elsewhere or if they're even accurate?

Post samples or just STFU.

Look man i have allready had 3 replies to my posts i will have samples in there e-mail box by 11am cst if you want to do biz icq me man i am not postin 150 of anything that i will be paid for so if you want to do biz hit me up

OzMan84 · 12-09-2003, 07:27 PM

yeh webmaster labour does it the cheapest ive seen so far

OzMan84 · 12-09-2003, 07:32 PM

freehostedgalleries does not provide descriptions so its worthless on this thread

Raven · 12-09-2003, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
$10,000???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! I wouldn't even trust you with the steam off my shit for quoting me that price. Who's writing your descriptions.... V.S. Naipaul?? DAMN!

Of course I'm not kidding you. And, since you're such a sweetheart, the price just went up.

But, do have a great day.

Gemini · 12-09-2003, 07:35 PM

You're doing just fine AFN... I'm sure plenty will do your work for 2.5 cents a piece. (remove a zero from 2500.00?? lmfao)

I don't do business in public, never have and never will, nor would I consider anything remotely close to what you're offering.

You need a newbie for those prices. ;-)

SomeCreep · 12-09-2003, 07:38 PM

I sale 10,000 short ICQ

sickkittens · 12-09-2003, 07:39 PM

- AFN - got ICQ?

$5 submissions · 12-09-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan84
yeh webmaster labour does it the cheapest ive seen so far

Thanks, Ozman.

AFN, we can do custom descriptions for you. At the volume you are asking for, we can do it for a package price of $650. All our descriptions are accurate, custom, and designed to maximize CTR.

Please refer to http://www.webmasterlabor.com

Thanks for your time and consideration.

zoic · 12-09-2003, 08:06 PM

I'd be interested in this too. Surely someone must have a database of hosted galleries with descriptions already that they would sell. I'd even subscribe to an update service as new hosted galleries are released. Thumbs for each gallery would be nice too - any takers?

Dave
8 5 2 4 4 1 9

$5 submissions · 12-09-2003, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zoic
I'd be interested in this too. Surely someone must have a database of hosted galleries with descriptions already that they would sell. I'd even subscribe to an update service as new hosted galleries are released. Thumbs for each gallery would be nice too - any takers?

Dave
8 5 2 4 4 1 9

Hi Dave,

ICQ me. All our descriptions are FRESHLY made for each client. No recycling. We do manual cropping as well if you have a script with cropping capabilities already installed. We finished several multithousand dollar cropping jobs for less than $100 each.

OzMan84 · 12-09-2003, 08:10 PM

i think $5 submission is thinking up an idea for that idea zoic, just keep looking on his site for more details in the future

humanaut · 12-09-2003, 08:16 PM

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OzMan84 · 12-09-2003, 08:20 PM

wtf is that shit

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