Say CHEEEESE . Feb 13th

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  • Denis_SC
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    • Jan 2004
    • 2332

    #1

    Say CHEEEESE . Feb 13th

    I just couldn't not to post this one

    An international competition for the title of the most manly man
    comprised three tests. Every participant must:
    1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka;
    2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear, and
    3. To make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never took a bath in her life .
    A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead.
    An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear.
    A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, "Where is the woman to shake her hand?"

    Denis B.
    ICQ 342-587-607
    denis AT detamed.com
  • Denis_SC
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2332

    #2
    Question: What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
    Answer: She thinks, 'I hope I'm running not too fast.'

    Denis B.
    ICQ 342-587-607
    denis AT detamed.com

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