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SubSonic 12-09-2003 12:17 PM

and for the guys who think i am a oracle porn copy ...

i think, he cant speak german ...

Ich kann es aber. Kommt daher, das ich aus Deutschland komme und er nicht.

So use your brains!

dropped9 12-09-2003 12:19 PM

Ok let me get this straight...

If OraclePorn=Xmen
and if Metaman=MarioBros



OraclePorn x Metaman = One fucked up Lugi with a mutated dildo up his ass?

MetaMan 12-09-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Ok let me get this straight...

If OraclePorn=Xmen
and if Metaman=MarioBros



OraclePorn x Metaman = One fucked up Lugi with a mutated dildo up his ass?

u r just mad because i didnt bring any wine to your trailer party.

anidifranco 12-09-2003 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic
and for the guys who think i am a oracle porn copy ...

i think, he cant speak german ...

Ich kann es aber. Kommt daher, das ich aus Deutschland komme und er nicht.

So use your brains!

Altavista translations anyone? :1orglaugh

Ice 12-09-2003 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


u r just mad because i didnt bring any wine to your trailer party.

Nah he is mad because you turned him down :1orglaugh

pussyluver 12-09-2003 12:29 PM

http://pussyluvers.com

Let me have it, what's wrong with it?

Whis it had better conversions.

30%+ SE traffic, 20% bookmark traffic, the rest trades - in round numbers. 10K visitorsa day typical and growing.

The big add on top doesn't convert at all, changing soon.

The last couple of weeks have been absolute hell and making anything.

com3 12-09-2003 12:38 PM

my question is, why don't i receive email notification for responses to posts? :/ god damnit....

XxXotic 12-09-2003 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Ok let me get this straight...

If OraclePorn=Xmen
and if Metaman=MarioBros



OraclePorn x Metaman = One fucked up Lugi with a mutated dildo up his ass?

No, Oracle Porn X Meta Man = Who Gives a Shit, they're both tools :winkwink:

MetaMan 12-09-2003 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
No, Oracle Porn X Meta Man = Who Gives a Shit, they're both tools :winkwink:
ur just mad because headless didnt invite you to his trailer warming party,

come back when ur not a l33t affilate code owner haha.

and the funny thing is u just kissed his ass, haha. i wont go any further.

XxXotic 12-09-2003 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


ur just mad because headless didnt invite you to his trailer warming party,

come back when ur not a l33t affilate code owner haha.

and the funny thing is u just kissed his ass, haha. i wont go any further.

how is my calling you and xman a tool kissing his ass? you're an idiot, everyone already knows this, it has absolutely no correlation with kissing anyone's ass

how many times were you dropped as a baby?

affiliate code owner? wtf is that?

MetaMan 12-09-2003 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
how is my calling you and xman a tool kissing his ass? you're an idiot, everyone already knows this, it has absolutely no correlation with kissing anyone's ass

how many times were you dropped as a baby?

affiliate code owner? wtf is that?

my main point is i dont care what you have to say because you are another wannbe idiot. your personality is a copy of all the other people you look up to on this board.

are you a master because you used the bevel tool on your webmaster resource site? please come back when someone cares what you say, because i sure dont.

just because you link other peoples sites and you think they are your friend but they just want your whore promotion doesnt make you a master either.

so stop busting my balls. maybe just maybe you will one day figure out this board is not real life. but since it seems all you have left to hold onto i will leave you be.

HarlotCash Dyker 12-09-2003 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


morons. there is a thing out there called life.
going out to launch... with a friend... most of you probebly don't do that too much...


going out to launch...
most of you probebly...

What does this mean? Perhaps you ultra-experienced webmasters are using a language that is leaving me in the deep sea...

AaronM 12-09-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Everyone who can't quite seem to earn any money in the industry or stuggeling with something can ask their questions here...
Ill try and answer everyone for the best of my knowledge and if anyone else wants to contribute is welcomed.

Please don't ask how much you make, what sponsors works best for you and all this bullshit...

Start asking questions........now!

Why's doesn't my father understand me?

xxxdesign-net 12-09-2003 01:04 PM

OraclePorn whats the best tips you can give us on how to become a Highly successful sigwhore!?

SuicideMachine 12-09-2003 01:10 PM

:1orglaugh exotic thtas funny shit

dropped9 12-09-2003 01:16 PM

Ok here is a real question...

If you kissed my ass how does it taste? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MetaMan 12-09-2003 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Ok here is a real question...

If you kissed my ass how does it taste? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i think he prefers to lick, when your minions come running in it ruins your joke. i mean its probly good to have him brainwashed but it seems he can no longer think for himself.

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Why's doesn't my father understand me?

They never do! :(

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
OraclePorn whats the best tips you can give us on how to become a Highly successful sigwhore!?
anal fuck your sister.

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic
and for the guys who think i am a oracle porn copy ...

i think, he cant speak german ...

Ich kann es aber. Kommt daher, das ich aus Deutschland komme und er nicht.

So use your brains!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 02:01 PM

100

GeXus 12-09-2003 02:03 PM

Guys come on, Stop making fun of Oracle Porn, Just because he belongs in the special olymics of the adult industry, doesnt meen he is a COMPLETE retard

DWB 12-09-2003 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hanii
what makes the sky blue?
There is a physical phenomenon called "Rayleigh scattering" that causes light to scatter when it passes through particles that have a diameter one-tenth that of the wavelength (color) of the light. Sunlight is made up of all different colors of light, but because of the elements in the atmosphere the color blue is scattered much more efficiently than the other colors.

StuartD 12-09-2003 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy


There is a physical phenomenon called "Rayleigh scattering" that causes light to scatter when it passes through particles that have a diameter one-tenth that of the wavelength (color) of the light. Sunlight is made up of all different colors of light, but because of the elements in the atmosphere the color blue is scattered much more efficiently than the other colors.

You take this interweb thing entirely too seriously.

dropped9 12-09-2003 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


i think he prefers to lick, when your minions come running in it ruins your joke. i mean its probly good to have him brainwashed but it seems he can no longer think for himself.

minions? do you honestly think I wuld hit my icq list for morons on GFY? Come on now... Lets be serious mario...

Tuga 12-09-2003 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Everyone who can't quite seem to earn any money in the industry or stuggeling with something can ask their questions here...
Ill try and answer everyone for the best of my knowledge and if anyone else wants to contribute is welcomed.

Please don't ask how much you make, what sponsors works best for you and all this bullshit...

Start asking questions........now!


Why do newbies love to answer questions they're not qualified to answer?

MetaMan 12-09-2003 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless


minions? do you honestly think I wuld hit my icq list for morons on GFY? Come on now... Lets be serious mario...

Headboard, i didnt say u icq them, i just think it must be annoying having a group of wannabes re doing your jokes and ruining them.

the funniest thing i find on GFY is certain people who pretend to know others buddy buddy. i think these idiots get spawned everyday, the bevel tool and a sig with a link doesnt make them l33t.

dropped9 12-09-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


Headboard, i didnt say u icq them, i just think it must be annoying having a group of wannabes re doing your jokes and ruining them.

Well there are 2 types of morons on gfy... Which group are you a part of? LOL

MetaMan 12-09-2003 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless


Well there are 2 types of morons on gfy... Which group are you a part of? LOL

whatever group doesnt live in a trailer park. i would never put myself in a group with you.

dropped9 12-09-2003 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


whatever group doesnt live in a trailer park. i would never put myself in a group with you.

As long as you have access to nintendo right?

GeXus 12-09-2003 02:37 PM

HEADLESS IS THE MAN!! omg omg omg, headless you make my dick hard!

MetaMan 12-09-2003 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless


As long as you have access to nintendo right?

better a nintendo than a '67 chevy truck with a trailer hitched to it and a mat that says HOME outfront.

dropped9 12-09-2003 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan

better a nintendo than a '67 chevy truck with a trailer hitched to it and a mat that says HOME outfront.

Get it right bozo... Its a 71 stang with a 460 bb that will blow the door off of your rice burner...

dropped9 12-09-2003 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
HEADLESS IS THE MAN!! omg omg omg, headless you make my dick hard!
Your welcome.

Ice 12-09-2003 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless


Get it right bozo... Its a 71 stang with a 460 bb that will blow the door off of your rice burner...

I'll race you for pink slips anytime bitch. Then I'll take you with me when I trade your Ford in for a real car and watch you cry like a baby .. :Graucho

reynold 12-12-2003 03:08 AM

Oracle, what's best way to monetize public link traffic (Im not talking link lists but publicly available link pages for mainstream sites that have adult or misc sections)? Do we use scripts or manual entries?

SomeCreep 12-12-2003 03:08 AM

if I was a mod I'd move this thread to the "webmaster Q & A" section :winkwink:

V_RocKs 12-12-2003 06:11 AM

Should I be writing this down? And does anyone have a spare pencil?

Veterans Day 12-12-2003 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby


I'll race you for pink slips anytime bitch. Then I'll take you with me when I trade your Ford in for a real car and watch you cry like a baby .. :Graucho

iceicebaby, anytime Im in chicago and we can meet at joliet route 66, let me know when your in town.:glugglug Bring spare cv axles also if your import makes any power, or if its a supra make sure to bring head gaskets or turn the boost down

JamesK 12-12-2003 06:30 AM

this thread is a pathetic attempt to make yourself look big, oracle porn.


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