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StuartD 12-09-2003 11:50 AM

traffic = something that X-Man (Oracle Porn) should go out and play in

jimthefiend 12-09-2003 11:51 AM

51 replies to a thread i bet he wishes he hadnt started

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier


Between Oracle Porn and the crack whore downtown. The IQ difference is 2. I'd ask the crack whore instead. With the +2 advantage she has, she'll be able to piss straight when you ask the question.

:1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober


i wanted to post it about 20 posts ago...just held back to see if i was the only one thinking it...

funny how Oracle has disappeared suddenly, im sure he will be back calling us all noobs soon enough, or maybe hell just change nick either way

:1orglaugh

morons. there is a thing out there called life.
going out to launch... with a friend... most of you probebly don't do that too much...

Ice 12-09-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
traffic = something that X-Man (Oracle Porn) should go out and play in

ROFLMAO.... STOP STOP... My ribs hurt... I can't laugh no more :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeFastHost


You're the definition of a newbie in my book.

The only money you probably make is off your sig, which isn't much. Better ask your mom for this week's allowance.

You're a homo in my book....

StuartD 12-09-2003 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
going out to launch...
Oh?? Did the space ship leave you behind?

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend



fuck if he goes away ill buy him one myself

no thanks. I bought one myself last month ;)

aaron 12-09-2003 11:55 AM

oracle icq me 293644144

stocktrader23 12-09-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan


Oh?? Did the space ship leave you behind?

You beat me fucker. :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan


Oh?? Did the space ship leave you behind?

did your momma slap you in your mouth when you were born?

doober 12-09-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


morons. there is a thing out there called life.
going out to launch... with a friend... most of you probebly don't do that too much...

you were a complete moron at 2000 posts, now its just getting redundant...

btw, you make many spelling mistakes lol...
and they aint just typos :Graucho

quiet 12-09-2003 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan


Oh?? Did the space ship leave you behind?

:1orglaugh

Pervypete 12-09-2003 11:58 AM

Someone finally started a serious (!), meaningful (!) thread.
Intention: To the benefit of GFY, to it's newbies and for everyone to share something of value - not just gossip for once.

My question: How cum....
- This thread got so fucked up (sorry, defocused) in NO-time anyway - despite all the good intentions behind?

jimthefiend 12-09-2003 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pervypete
Someone finally started a serious (!), meaningful (!) thread.
Intention: To the benefit of GFY, to it's newbies and for everyone to share something of value - not just gossip for once.

My question: How cum....
- This thread got so fucked up (sorry, defocused) in NO-time anyway - despite all the good intentions behind?



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


context man, context

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pervypete
Someone finally started a serious (!), meaningful (!) thread.
Intention: To the benefit of GFY, to it's newbies and for everyone to share something of value - not just gossip for once.

My question: How cum....
- This thread got so fucked up (sorry, defocused) in NO-time anyway - despite all the good intentions behind?

:eek7

NoCarrier 12-09-2003 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pervypete
Someone finally started a serious (!), meaningful (!) thread.
Intention: To the benefit of GFY, to it's newbies and for everyone to share something of value - not just gossip for once.

My question: How cum....
- This thread got so fucked up (sorry, defocused) in NO-time anyway - despite all the good intentions behind?

Funny how Oracle Porn just left for launch and you magically appear. :glugglug

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 12:01 PM

alright kiddos.... im outa here once again
latez

JSA Matt 12-09-2003 12:02 PM

stocktrader, why can't I stop staring at your sig? It is brainwashing me, isn't it?

12clicks 12-09-2003 12:02 PM

I have a question.

does this thread make you feel impotent?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...xt+fe w+hours

:winkwink:

TDF 12-09-2003 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan


Oh?? Did the space ship leave you behind?



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 12-09-2003 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
I have a question.

does this thread make you feel impotent?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...xt+fe w+hours

:winkwink:

Oracle Porn is the kind of guy who thinks he's important when an homeless drunk pukes on him by mistake.

SubSonic 12-09-2003 12:05 PM

why is everyone fucking with oracle porn??

maybe he isnt the big player ... but he is good guy cause he determined to help the newbies and answer their questions.

Most of you big players are whining, that a guy you've helped in the past never gets back to you to pay you something for your help. Who cares?

you've got my respect oracle porn :thumbsup

NoCarrier 12-09-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic
why is everyone fucking with oracle porn??

maybe he isnt the big player ... but he is good guy cause he determined to help the newbies and answer their questions.

Most of you big players are whining, that a guy you've helped in the past never gets back to you to pay you something for your help. Who cares?

you've got my respect oracle porn :thumbsup

Ok taking note..

SubSonic = another Oracle Porn's nickname..

Thanks!

stocktrader23 12-09-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
stocktrader, why can't I stop staring at your sig? It is brainwashing me, isn't it?
Nope, just the whip in her hips man. Mesmorizing ;)

quiet 12-09-2003 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier


Ok taking note..

SubSonic = another Oracle Porn's nickname..

Thanks!

correct.

SubSonic 12-09-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier


Ok taking note..

SubSonic = another Oracle Porn's nickname..

Thanks!

:1orglaugh

dream on ...

anidifranco 12-09-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic


you've got my respect oracle porn :thumbsup

Attention: You are taking advice from this person
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=hitman

doober 12-09-2003 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier


Ok taking note..

SubSonic = another Oracle Porn's nickname..

Thanks!

:glugglug

SubSonic 12-09-2003 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by anidifranco


Attention: You are taking advice from this person
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=hitman

hey andifranco, i never said, that i take advice from him.i've got advice more than a year ago from another guy so i am not in need for oracle porns help. thats just for your info

SubSonic 12-09-2003 12:17 PM

and for the guys who think i am a oracle porn copy ...

i think, he cant speak german ...

Ich kann es aber. Kommt daher, das ich aus Deutschland komme und er nicht.

So use your brains!

dropped9 12-09-2003 12:19 PM

Ok let me get this straight...

If OraclePorn=Xmen
and if Metaman=MarioBros



OraclePorn x Metaman = One fucked up Lugi with a mutated dildo up his ass?

MetaMan 12-09-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Ok let me get this straight...

If OraclePorn=Xmen
and if Metaman=MarioBros



OraclePorn x Metaman = One fucked up Lugi with a mutated dildo up his ass?

u r just mad because i didnt bring any wine to your trailer party.

anidifranco 12-09-2003 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic
and for the guys who think i am a oracle porn copy ...

i think, he cant speak german ...

Ich kann es aber. Kommt daher, das ich aus Deutschland komme und er nicht.

So use your brains!

Altavista translations anyone? :1orglaugh

Ice 12-09-2003 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


u r just mad because i didnt bring any wine to your trailer party.

Nah he is mad because you turned him down :1orglaugh

pussyluver 12-09-2003 12:29 PM

http://pussyluvers.com

Let me have it, what's wrong with it?

Whis it had better conversions.

30%+ SE traffic, 20% bookmark traffic, the rest trades - in round numbers. 10K visitorsa day typical and growing.

The big add on top doesn't convert at all, changing soon.

The last couple of weeks have been absolute hell and making anything.

com3 12-09-2003 12:38 PM

my question is, why don't i receive email notification for responses to posts? :/ god damnit....

XxXotic 12-09-2003 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Ok let me get this straight...

If OraclePorn=Xmen
and if Metaman=MarioBros



OraclePorn x Metaman = One fucked up Lugi with a mutated dildo up his ass?

No, Oracle Porn X Meta Man = Who Gives a Shit, they're both tools :winkwink:

MetaMan 12-09-2003 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
No, Oracle Porn X Meta Man = Who Gives a Shit, they're both tools :winkwink:
ur just mad because headless didnt invite you to his trailer warming party,

come back when ur not a l33t affilate code owner haha.

and the funny thing is u just kissed his ass, haha. i wont go any further.

XxXotic 12-09-2003 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan


ur just mad because headless didnt invite you to his trailer warming party,

come back when ur not a l33t affilate code owner haha.

and the funny thing is u just kissed his ass, haha. i wont go any further.

how is my calling you and xman a tool kissing his ass? you're an idiot, everyone already knows this, it has absolutely no correlation with kissing anyone's ass

how many times were you dropped as a baby?

affiliate code owner? wtf is that?

MetaMan 12-09-2003 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
how is my calling you and xman a tool kissing his ass? you're an idiot, everyone already knows this, it has absolutely no correlation with kissing anyone's ass

how many times were you dropped as a baby?

affiliate code owner? wtf is that?

my main point is i dont care what you have to say because you are another wannbe idiot. your personality is a copy of all the other people you look up to on this board.

are you a master because you used the bevel tool on your webmaster resource site? please come back when someone cares what you say, because i sure dont.

just because you link other peoples sites and you think they are your friend but they just want your whore promotion doesnt make you a master either.

so stop busting my balls. maybe just maybe you will one day figure out this board is not real life. but since it seems all you have left to hold onto i will leave you be.

HarlotCash Dyker 12-09-2003 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


morons. there is a thing out there called life.
going out to launch... with a friend... most of you probebly don't do that too much...


going out to launch...
most of you probebly...

What does this mean? Perhaps you ultra-experienced webmasters are using a language that is leaving me in the deep sea...

AaronM 12-09-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Everyone who can't quite seem to earn any money in the industry or stuggeling with something can ask their questions here...
Ill try and answer everyone for the best of my knowledge and if anyone else wants to contribute is welcomed.

Please don't ask how much you make, what sponsors works best for you and all this bullshit...

Start asking questions........now!

Why's doesn't my father understand me?

xxxdesign-net 12-09-2003 01:04 PM

OraclePorn whats the best tips you can give us on how to become a Highly successful sigwhore!?

SuicideMachine 12-09-2003 01:10 PM

:1orglaugh exotic thtas funny shit

dropped9 12-09-2003 01:16 PM

Ok here is a real question...

If you kissed my ass how does it taste? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MetaMan 12-09-2003 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Ok here is a real question...

If you kissed my ass how does it taste? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i think he prefers to lick, when your minions come running in it ruins your joke. i mean its probly good to have him brainwashed but it seems he can no longer think for himself.

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Why's doesn't my father understand me?

They never do! :(

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
OraclePorn whats the best tips you can give us on how to become a Highly successful sigwhore!?
anal fuck your sister.

Oracle Porn 12-09-2003 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic
and for the guys who think i am a oracle porn copy ...

i think, he cant speak german ...

Ich kann es aber. Kommt daher, das ich aus Deutschland komme und er nicht.

So use your brains!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


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