Paris Hilton on Weekend Update - Transcript - GoFuckYourself.com

DiVo · 12-08-2003, 03:03 PM

I'm getting tired of Paris Hilton too, but I saw this Saturday. It was pretty good.

FEY: Paris Hilton's name has been on everyone's lips these past few weeks. Here now in an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton.
FALLON: Thanks for coming on. As we agreed, we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers these past couple weeks. We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton. So, you're family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world, right?
PARIS HILTON: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris.
FALLON: Oh wait, so there actually is a Paris Hilton?
PARIS: Yes, there is.
FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.
FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.
PARIS: I'm glad you've heard that.
FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: No.
FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen.
FALLON: Fair enough. Now, I throw a lot of events. Do they have a ballroom there?
PARIS: We do.
FALLON: Great. I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. Sounds awesome. I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton.
PARIS: I don't think you can.
FALLON: Really? Cause I'll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half, two minutes tops.
PARIS: Good luck.
FALLON: Paris Hilton, everybody.

xanx · 12-08-2003, 03:05 PM

swedguy · 12-08-2003, 03:07 PM

hilarious

sherie · 12-08-2003, 03:08 PM

LOL I seen that the other day, was much more comical watching it!

~Ray · 12-08-2003, 03:08 PM

kristin · 12-08-2003, 03:09 PM

I love Jimmy Fallon.

Matt M · 12-08-2003, 03:10 PM

...... very nice!!

detoxed · 12-08-2003, 03:52 PM

I was gonna watch SNL the other day... but they had a fucking rerun on when it was supposed to be new, what the hell is up with that?

Materialist · 12-08-2003, 03:54 PM

It is a good skit.

anidifranco · 12-08-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
I was gonna watch SNL the other day... but they had a fucking rerun on when it was supposed to be new, what the hell is up with that?

Yeah, same thing happened here. I had it Tivo'd , and the broadcast did some whacky stuff. I saw Pink for one song and a Best of Steve Martin the rest. I was really looking forward to that. I thought, "what the hell, did a bomb hit rockefeller center?!"

12-08-2003, 03:03 PM	#1
DiVo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 153	Paris Hilton on Weekend Update - Transcript I'm getting tired of Paris Hilton too, but I saw this Saturday. It was pretty good. FEY: Paris Hilton's name has been on everyone's lips these past few weeks. Here now in an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton. FALLON: Thanks for coming on. As we agreed, we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers these past couple weeks. We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton. So, you're family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world, right? PARIS HILTON: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris. FALLON: Oh wait, so there actually is a Paris Hilton? PARIS: Yes, there is. FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton? PARIS: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard. FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful. PARIS: I'm glad you've heard that. FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton? PARIS: No. FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy? PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable. FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance. PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen. FALLON: Fair enough. Now, I throw a lot of events. Do they have a ballroom there? PARIS: We do. FALLON: Great. I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. Sounds awesome. I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton. PARIS: I don't think you can. FALLON: Really? Cause I'll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half, two minutes tops. PARIS: Good luck. FALLON: Paris Hilton, everybody. __________________ AIM - DivXVOD ICQ - 3370081

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I was gonna watch SNL the other day... but they had a fucking rerun on when it was supposed to be new, what the hell is up with that?

12-08-2003, 03:54 PM	#9
Materialist Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 739	It is a good skit.