USC and Oklahoma both suck donkey balls.

Here's how the college national championship should work:

1. SEC championship game is played.
2. Rest of country has a giant playoff
3. The winner of that playoff plays the loser of the SEC championship game.
4. The winner of that game plays the SEC champion for the national championship.

Because we all know the other conferences suck!

Look at the Big 12:

Unranked Arkansas from the SEC beat down Texas 38-28. This is an SEC team with 4 conference losses. They can whoop the shit out of the second best team in the Big 12, and they aren't even in the top 4 in the SEC.

Unranked Alabama from the SEC lost to Oklahoma 20-13. This is an SEC team with like 5 or more conference losses. They barely lose to the best team in the Big 12, and they are almost last place in the SEC.

Face it, people, the South is where football is played. The rest of you bitches are overrated writer favorites with no talent.

But fear not! The bowl games will be upon us shortly, and then you can all witness the destruction of your idols at the hands of the SEC.

Love,

Buff