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Thats a good one, I also like the one where its illegal to serve margarine at a restaurant as a replacement for butter unless specifically requested.
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Well, they seem to have a real problem with margarine and such in Wisconsin. Even yellow margarine is illegal
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"Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. "
Wha...?
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If im reading that correctly, and I would like to think that I am, wouldn't that mean they collide?Originally posted by Tala
"Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. "
Wha...?
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I love the one about promising to marry a chick in order to bone her lolSpam link hereComment
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Tennessee:
"You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile"
Scuse me?
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Technically speaking that means you can go whale hunting in Tenessee with long-range missiles
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Not too stupid when you realize this was passed through the intense lobbying of the Dairy industry.Originally posted by liquidmoe
Thats a good one, I also like the one where its illegal to serve margarine at a restaurant as a replacement for butter unless specifically requested.cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > moneyComment
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Personally I'm against maragarine and think its evil, but I still find that to be a quirky law.Originally posted by - AFN -
Not too stupid when you realize this was passed through the intense lobbying of the Dairy industry.
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Memphis TN:
"Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians"
Now wait just a damn minute here...
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Originally posted by Tala
Memphis TN:
"Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians"
Now wait just a damn minute here...
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Tennessee:
"Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law."
Uhoh...
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And for those who simply MUST have the "low slung" pants..
Pennsylvania:
One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
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Liverpool, England
* It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
London, England
* No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
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Why can a clerk in a tropical (what about regular) fish store be topless?
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Florida:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
OuCh!
It is illegal to sell your children.
Well shit. How else can I get them out of my house?!
TEXAS:
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
(However, you're welcome to take as many as you like if you're lying down.)
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
(Ladies and gents, your tax dollars at work. )
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Oh, here's the best one of the night.
New Mexico law states that idiots are not permitted to vote.
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haha, cant believe they actually voted for that...Originally posted by Tala
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
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Originally posted by Tala
Memphis TN:
"Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians"
Now wait just a damn minute here...
Hahahahahha, that's good
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this really makes me wonder about a lot of things... starting with, what kind of a fucking dipshit moron retard would even think to put that "except whales" clause into any state law, in a state that doesnt even touch the fucking ocean?Originally posted by Tala
Tennessee:
"You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile"
Scuse me?
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Someone with a sick sense of humor maybe?Originally posted by Why
this really makes me wonder about a lot of things... starting with, what kind of a fucking dipshit moron retard would even think to put that "except whales" clause into any state law, in a state that doesnt even touch the fucking ocean?
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Originally posted by Tala
Oh, here's the best one of the night.
New Mexico law states that idiots are not permitted to vote.
lol wtf??!?
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Isnt it politically incorrect to call someone an idiot, especially in a law?
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I read something about that whale law once... I guess the lawyers were always pulling the defense that 'there are always exceptions to every law', and since there were none listed, why wasn't the (whatever their client shot the exception), so they put the whale in, no more defense. lol
The term "idiot" used to be the PC method of referring to the mentally retarded. And it was an easy way of describing the physical rotation of the finger around the temple .
Some of the laws from the old west were knee beaters.
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Brought in after intense lobbying by the insurance companies this year.Originally posted by Tala
Memphis TN:
"Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians"
Now wait just a damn minute here...
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