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ok. Fuck this. Time for the Girls
to step up to the plate. I hear ALL FUCKING DAY LONG about pussy and big tits. I get enough of that shit. I think the GFY girls need to degrade some men RIGHT NOW.
You know what I find funny? How all men say that their dick isn't really small. That I just didn't see it at the right time. All dicks are "about the same size" when hard. BULLSHIT! And here is another one.... CUM TOO FAST? Don't tell your girl that "Baby you are just so hot, I couldn't help myself" BULLSHIT!!! You have a medical problem. Go get some Viagra. What? We are the only girl in your life? WHO THE FUCK CARES!!! It is easier for us to get dick than you to get ANYTHING. So go tell the naive 18 year old around the corner that she is the only one for you. AND EXCUSE ME! You want oral? Then get the fuck down and give me my fucking goods first. OK I good go on all night. List the gripes, girls. Let's see who is man enough to respond.
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12-05-2003, 07:58 PM
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 Rough day at the office?..can I rub your feet?
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12-05-2003, 08:00 PM
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My dick is so small I have to sit down to pee.
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so like do you have big tits? |
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12-05-2003, 08:00 PM
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the outcome of past threads
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12-05-2003, 08:01 PM
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damn jen sounds like you need a man with a huge dick to eat your pussy and fuck you for at least an hour before he cums... then tell you that your NOT the one for you and go home...
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12-05-2003, 08:01 PM
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shit! u r aggressive...
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12-05-2003, 08:02 PM
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12-05-2003, 08:03 PM
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I sense the start of a beautiful lesbian.
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12-05-2003, 08:04 PM
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she just wants some attention is all
this whole feminazi thingy is her way of saying: "please love me" |
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12-05-2003, 08:05 PM
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12-05-2003, 08:05 PM
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I use a thimble for a condom but I wouldn't call it small
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mi dick is pretty long, i last as long as you need mi to, atferward - im going to see my other girl, im down for 69......anything else you require? 
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Long time no happy ending
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12-05-2003, 08:07 PM
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What.... no pics??? Come on now.... SHOW US SOME FLESH!!!!
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12-05-2003, 08:07 PM
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Having a bad hair day?
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12-05-2003, 08:08 PM
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Okay, here is one...
Staring at a stranger in traffic..guys do this all the time. Has this ever succeeded in a woman stopping her car to ask for your number? I don't think so. Stop! |
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12-05-2003, 08:08 PM
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12-05-2003, 08:09 PM
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I need a beer
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I think someone needs a good slap and a tickle
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12-05-2003, 08:11 PM
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Hey Jen,
I am sorry that you are hearing all that from guys. I am the first to admit it. My pinkie finger is bigger than my cock. I can only go for about 15 seconds... 30 if I watch a ballgame during the act. BUT... I have a tongue that is magically enhanced. Does that count for anything?
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Oh... And FYI:
1. I think I have a regular size dick (not too big and not small); 2. Yes, I often cum too fast... I'm workig on that, my last GF helped me a lot; 3. WTF??? I always go down on my woman, I like to please them!! And I don't care that much for BJs either.... 4. True, you girls can get all the dick you want (if you're not too ugly) and we have to beg girls to have sex... But when a guy says that you're the only one in his mind I think you can use your better judgement on that one.... Sometimes the guy is telling the true... 
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12-05-2003, 08:12 PM
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Show your tits and hahahaha please...
preferably an image of you spreading your pussy lips open. mmmmmmmmmmmm..... pussylips... Um... were you saying somthing? I missed it. I'll go back and read. "It is easier for us to get dick than you to get ANYTHING" Thats becasue all you are is a trophy. Everyone wants a trophy. I could go on... but its about time for my blowjob... 
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Long time no happy ending
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That's as big as my dick gets unless you got the skills to make it bigger or more of my attention.
 And the fuckin thing works all damn day & night long. Oh... and I've got a twelve inch tongue & can breath outta my ears!!! |
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12-05-2003, 08:15 PM
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I like giving girls head. Sue me
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12-05-2003, 08:17 PM
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I'm loving this thread. Here I go:
I especially hate guys that always have to show off their "fancy car" and try to show off how much money they have to get girls. Fucken pathetic. If you're an ugly guy, you always WILL be an ugly guy no matter what. If you have a nice car, you're just gonna be an ugly guy in a nice car. You better roll up those tinted windows when drivnig! Lol And for the guys who are into "fixing up their cars" , they are all a bunch of attention-wores. Do you think I actually would date someone with a bright yellow car with a fucken wing on it or something? And also guys that fucken live at home but drive 30k beemers. Freaking losers. Be a real man and drive a normal car you can afford, instead of being all flashy. Fuckin' losers. And to my ex bf. Did you know that you fucken suck in bed? I always satisfy you, but you can't even make me cum? You stupied piece of shit. You don't have any rhythm or know how to do ANYTHING right. And you are a fucken illiterate loser. You are nothing but an ex-convict loser with a record. Do you think you will ever get a good job? Or that any girl will ever like you? The only thing you will have is your family business because you are lucky to have rich parents, but you will never succeed on your own. And you are a dumb motherfucker. You ae 23 years old with an 8th grade education. Shit, this fucker can barely do fractions... ( I am not kidding) And doesn't know how to fill a job application. fucken bitch. Good luck |
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12-05-2003, 08:19 PM
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Actually, I think Jen was asking some females to post here, not for men to get all defensive. *wink*
I do appreciate a nice set of breasts, but I was supervising the mechanical bull at a grad party a while ago, and man oh man but those 18 and 19 year old boys are tight! Whooooweee!  I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, girls. I couldn't help drooling on their waivers
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12-05-2003, 08:19 PM
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Oh boy, being a female and saying this I will probably get blasted but here goes.
Don't bother raving about your 10" dick cause I'm not interested. Having a huge dick bruising the hell out of my cervix is not exactly my idea of fun. Give me an average size guy aiming to please and I'm happy. Three minutes? Hell ya! Ain't nothing better than a 3 minute quickie when you are running late and have to dash in the shower!!! Sure makes my day at work go better. If you are a marthon guy, chances are I can only fit you in once every couple of weeks when I have the time to spare. If you can manage quickies at a moments notice and a marathon occasionally you are a perfect male in my book. I do have my beefs though...the main one being a guy with a comb-over or a nasty toupe...shave it honey...you will look much better. Oh, and please shave, i prefer to buy my dental floss at the drug store. |
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12-05-2003, 08:23 PM
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Ok. Who put the quarter in Jen?
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But it's true about the part about guys flashing money to try and get girls. That has nothing to do with him, that has to do with all guys. I like guys who are humble and down to earth. I hate flashy people. I don't need a man to buy me fucken shit. I can buy my own shit. I buy my own clothes and shoes. My car is paid for in full by ME. I hate it when guys think they can "buy" a girl because they have money. |
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I do have my beefs though...the main one being a guy with a comb-over or a nasty toupe...shave it honey...you will look much better.
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I also hate guys that need to "rest" in the middle of sex because they are gonna cum so they have to stop and "rest". Dude, you're screwing up the rhythm!! I don't see any guys in the porn movies "resting" when having sex. WTF?
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Who knows. You should see what happens when you get married. Then damn near every girl you ever talked to decides they want(ed) to be with you.
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ahhh most intelligent thing i have heard in weeks
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You can make jelousy traps and get any girl you want. Try it.... EVERY single female on this planet wants what some other girl has even if they didnt before hand..... Heh its the easiest way to get laid.
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i WAS DIGGING THIS UNTIL THE WHOLE CAR THING WAS BROUGHT UYP...BELIEVE IT OR NOT SOME GUYS ENJOY WORKING ON CARS THE SATISFACTION OF DOING SOMETHING MECHANICAL. It is funny how women seem to jump all over the whole "nice car small dick thing" yet evertime i see a ferrari, lambo etc...i have yet to see some average looking girl get out of it. I have lived a life of what can you do for me....most women in this world want a free ride period....keep me in fashion let me be the biggest hen in the hen house so i can have meaningful passive aggressive relationships with other women....let me take an opposite position on the things you like just so i can get the satisfaction of knowing if I'm not having fun neither are you. if your man sucks in bed its probably because you could not turn him on with a cable jump. I have been looking for a good woman for long time now and it is just as frustrating on the otherr side of the fense toots....dealing with whiney self righteous hypocracy is no fun either and yet women expect men to just want to fawn all over them....you want jaded i am the walking proof it is alive and well. The only thing I see when i meet a new girl is somewone looking for a free ride.....we like our toys and you like to spend a fortune on clothes that someone else made popular....you like to try and impress eachother more than you like to be hot for your man...and the funny thing is most women have ZERO loyalty to one another every wopman who has been in my life talks shit about the alleged best friends.... I dig cars...i dig bikes...it's who i am and what I do....I dont want to hear about every guy who likes cars is a pin dick insecure blah fucking blah This thread did nothing but set me back 6 months and remnind me that most women out there are unappreciating gold diggers who just want to be emotional train wrecks with a chip on the shoulder looking for an outlet to be the control freak that they are. What happend rto a woman who likes a man for being a man |
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And while I'm here, let me help you girls out by saying what you want to here.
Baby, you should get whatever you want! I appreciate you loving me so much I would do ANYTHING for you. Whatever makes you happy. It's ok, you don't have to give me a blowjob, can I eat you out for an hour now? Lets have romantic sex all night long. We should hit the store and buy some candles and mood music. Do you need a new car sweetheart? I know yours is acting funny because you never maintain anything on it. I know I should do that for you. I'm sorry for not keeping up with your car like a real man would, now it's messed up because you put 5,000 miles a month on it without me even checking the oil. You had a hard day today? I've been working 20 hours but let me give you a massage, you deserve it! I'm going to buy a bigger house for all the stuff you like to "collect". I know "money isn't important" but I want to make sure you have everything you want while only working 1 hour a day so I can spend every waking moment kissing your ass. Etc.
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Jen I am falling in love with you.......
Guys- Jen spits some real shit- That's why I need to import me one of them Ohio girls from the farm... You forgot to mention the fact that most of us never give compliments to the ladies as well- or send roses? That's why I am a PIMP- My cock is aiight my tongue is alright I just seem a little bit weird- Surrender Surrender But don't give yourself away! G-d I love Cheap Trick! I am off to show some beautiful woman some love- Dental hygenist maybe I can get some ORAL?
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