Fake CUM for cumshots... formulas, prices, etc.

[KraZ]

We've been fuckin' around about the subject of fake CUM with another CP and a few photographers. It seems Hollywood produces (and uses) tons of fake blood but nobody has come to the rescue of the little fellow - the pornographer - who needs a cumshot and his poor talent can't deliver.

Whaddayathink? Here's a few pointers:

1) What will be the right formula?
2) What will be the right packaging?
3) What is a fair right price for a gallon of fake cum?

[{fusion}]

flour and water, cheap as chips

[Rorschach]

You can buy this stuff called "Cetaphil" at the chemist (drug store for americans), it's a facial cleanser thing and it looks exactly like semen.

[Johny Traffic]

buy real stuff from a sperm doners, maybe out of date would be cheaper, or maybe they do discount on bulk?

[liquidmoe]

Originally posted by Johny Traffic
buy real stuff from a sperm doners, maybe out of date would be cheaper, or maybe they do discount on bulk?

I doubt you would use one gallon of cum in one shoot, plus it would probably be kinda of expensive, then again maybe not. But the real question is would you want to be there when that shit goes sour

[KraZ]

Fusion-man, it gotta taste good - the chicks are gonna hate the flour and water thing...

My formula should be something with white stuff from the egg ... mix some powder sugar. Whaddayathink?

[IntenseCash]

Originally posted by Rorschach
You can buy this stuff called "Cetaphil" at the chemist (drug store for americans), it's a facial cleanser thing and it looks exactly like semen.

sweet... should I just buy a gallon worth... poor it on my gf when she is sleeping and on the bed some... say I had a very powerful wet dream during the night because she has not givin me enough BJ's lately?

[KraZ]

Originally posted by liquidmoe
I doubt you would use one gallon of cum in one shoot, plus it would probably be kinda of expensive, then again maybe not. But the real question is would you want to be there when that shit goes sour

The gallon is an important measure - like how many models per gallon. Also, we are Pros - we buy in bulk

[KraZ]

Cetaphil? Not a godd name for Fake CUM. What about ...

u.b. cumming
Right from the source!

[Zappu]

I know some photographers who have used and shooten faked cum shots, but the customer will not raly love this and up to know everybody get behind the fake things.
The customer not only would like to see the glibber on the girls face, they also like to see the shot itself.

[KraZ]

Zappu,

I agree with you - customers want the real thing

But it's just too much fun to think how you could go to a supermarket for a gallon of fake cum ... to last you the weekend

[xenigo]

Kraz,
I've used fake cum in all of my shoots, and nobody can tell unless I apply too much. It comes pre-made in bottles marked "shampoo"... LOL Gotta make sure you get the really white stuff, and you can mix it with some water to make it dribble a little bit...

[BrentD]

You can buy a formula already that comes out of the bottle ready to use, its called Cornhuskers Oil, Have used it in a couple shoots. You can buy it at any drugstore or large grocery store.

[Monique Niccole]

We've used skin lotion mixed with a little water...came in handy on a gangbang shoot where we used condoms and only got one real pop-shot (facial).

[Corleone]

eggs

[BrentD]

I have also heard that glucose powder and water make the perfect thing too.

[KraZ]

Originally posted by xenigo
Kraz,
I've used fake cum in all of my shoots, and nobody can tell unless I apply too much. It comes pre-made in bottles marked "shampoo"... LOL Gotta make sure you get the really white stuff, and you can mix it with some water to make it dribble a little bit...

Yep, I think that for Y tu mamá también they used shampoo too. I heard there was this mainstream exhibition of a photographer who shot people posing for a regular portrait but with "cum" on their face. I guess he faked it too.

However, my idea was more like this - wouldn't it be great if there was a regular product ... it's fun just thinking about ads saying:

Introducing the new Fake Cum - 2 Gallon Bottle:
It tastes better, it looks better ... it IS better!

[PenetratinP]

Major Peter's Pina Colada mix.....I got a bottle to make the girlies some drinks last night and it looked just like cum...they seemed to think it was tasty.

[Gruntled]

I was going to say to just use hair conditioner, but since you said that you want it to be tasty for the girls.... I guess you could make a thin white gravy... Then after the shoot make some eggs and bacon to go with it.

[{fusion}]

this threads just making me feel hungry

[Reak]

Originally posted by {fusion}
this threads just making me feel hungry

you really need some

[kmanrox]

the idea is worthless.... good photographers know to use Cetaphil facial cleaner.... you can buy it anywhere....

[KraZ]

kmanrox, of course, it's a worthless idea - it's a j.o.k.e.

If it wasn't, I would be putting some money aside for fake cum bottling facility somewhere with a lot of cheap labor and not posting it on GFY

[Trax]

people do recognize if a cumshot in a movie is fake or not
at least most of em

[kmanrox]

Originally posted by KraZ
kmanrox, of course, it's a worthless idea - it's a j.o.k.e.

If it wasn't, I would be putting some money aside for fake cum bottling facility somewhere with a lot of cheap labor and not posting it on GFY

sorry, i spend no more than 10 seconds reading a thread before i interject a smart comment just because i feel obliged...

[KraZ]

kmanrox, i appreciate your post - otherwise I would have to bump my own thread which is kinda lame

[Heather Hamptons]

Something I have ued it the past that works well and tastes great is icing. You know those pillsbury cinnamon rolls? They come out of a can like biscuits would. Its got that little pack of icing in it. Heat it up in the microwave and add a little water. it shows up great in pics. Another added bonus is that it tastes so good that even after yo do the cum shot, the girl will want to play with it by licking it off her fingers. Makes for great content!

[HeadPimp]

Originally posted by BrentD
You can buy a formula already that comes out of the bottle ready to use, its called Cornhuskers Oil, Have used it in a couple shoots. You can buy it at any drugstore or large grocery store.

It looks pretty close.. I have used it before too.. Kind of has a yellow tint as opposed to being pure white...

[Basic_man]

Originally posted by Johny Traffic
buy real stuff from a sperm doners, maybe out of date would be cheaper, or maybe they do discount on bulk?

Damn! Out of date sperm on her face? I'll never shoot for you if I was a girl! haha

[SGS]

Just find a group of tramps and tell them that you will swap a pint of sperm for a pint of meths then just stand back and watch those fuckers go at it.

[davecummings]

The porn video world uses pina colada mix for those times when it needs an oral "fake" cum shot; also, some folks use egg whites and milk. Centaphil can be use for fake shots to the breast or butt, but the taste is such that the girls can't handle it for facials.

For real facial cum shots, the girls prefer cum from guys who eat pineapple as part of their routine diet!

Dave
www.davecummings.com

[jimthefiend]

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=205739

problem solved

[unconnected]

Porn shoots have been using fake cum for years and years and years.. probably since they first started the niche.. this is not a new idea

[cronos]

Originally posted by xenigo
Kraz,
I've used fake cum in all of my shoots, and nobody can tell unless I apply too much. It comes pre-made in bottles marked "shampoo"... LOL Gotta make sure you get the really white stuff, and you can mix it with some water to make it dribble a little bit...

I would think that some "facial" conneseurs can spot the diffrence.....