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FreshC · 12-05-2003, 11:40 AM

I got a set of road flares one year from my father. What the heck am I going to do with those?

What's the worst gift you ever got for X-Mas (or any other holiday)? I wanna hear it, or post pics! Maybe we can help some of the shity shoppers out there keep from giving you a crapy gift this year.

Happy Holidays

LeeNoga · 12-05-2003, 11:42 AM

Many years ago my sig other gave me one of those Susan Summers abdomizer boards and I was like a few weeks post abdominal surgery for the millionth time......

So I failed to see that gift being appropriate :-)

Milena Dickman · 12-05-2003, 11:42 AM

Socks. I hate people who gives people socks!

liquidmoe · 12-05-2003, 11:43 AM

You can never have too many socks.

jimthefiend · 12-05-2003, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by FreshC
I got a set of road flares one year from my father. What the heck am I going to do with those?

What's the worst gift you ever got for X-Mas (or any other holiday)? I wanna hear it, or post pics! Maybe we can help some of the shity shoppers out there keep from giving you a crapy gift this year.

Happy Holidays

road flares are fun dude
wtf?

GTS Mark · 12-05-2003, 11:45 AM

One of those fucking singing fishes!

DH

Reak · 12-05-2003, 11:45 AM

i got a clock last year

LeeNoga · 12-05-2003, 11:46 AM

NO cholcoate cherries and NO fruit cakes please.

PenetratinP · 12-05-2003, 11:46 AM

last year......thanks grandma!!

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 11:47 AM

I got a pair of those glasses with the flash lights on them one year too.... Like my computer monitor isn't bright enough?

nosey · 12-05-2003, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by PenetratinP
last year......thanks grandma!!

nosey · 12-05-2003, 11:52 AM

damn i got some socks to, but the ones with the stripes that go up to your knee's

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by PenetratinP
last year......thanks grandma!!

Hey, she gave me the same one...

TommyJettisBoy · 12-05-2003, 11:58 AM

I don't know if it's the worst gift, but I remember a few years back when our whole family got together to open presents my grandparents would always get me socks and underwear and I used to be so embarrased opening them in front on everyone - and my mom made me hold them up!!

Thanks mom!

liquidmoe · 12-05-2003, 12:00 PM

Now you have an excuse to get therapy.

Ross · 12-05-2003, 12:01 PM

I've never had a bad present. I always get good gifts!

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 12:02 PM

Why do moms always do that? I hated showing everyone the stupid gifts I used to get. You could just tell that they got them on some clearence sale somewhere for $1.

jimthefiend · 12-05-2003, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by TommyJettisBoy
I don't know if it's the worst gift, but I remember a few years back when our whole family got together to open presents my grandparents would always get me socks and underwear and I used to be so embarrased opening them in front on everyone - and my mom made me hold them up!!

Thanks mom!

nice first post dude

Scott McD · 12-05-2003, 12:02 PM

A Mega-CD

Worst console ever...

nosey · 12-05-2003, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

nice first post dude

word

Furious_Female · 12-05-2003, 12:04 PM

Hey road flares are cool... never know when you might need them.

Babagirls · 12-05-2003, 12:07 PM

EVERY X-mas, my grandma (gotta love her!) gives me a pair of pj's...i can look in my closet and tell by my PJ collection how much i've grown over the years!

rooster · 12-05-2003, 12:10 PM

probably when i was a kid and my stupid grandparents got me a big wheels when i was already riding a bike without training wheels.

jimthefiend · 12-05-2003, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by Furious_Female
Hey road flares are cool... never know when you might need them.

fuck we set them off for fun

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 12:14 PM

Holy crap, I almost forgot... One year my Dad got everyone those Red full body PJ's with the butt flaps... maybe not the worst gift ever, but it sure was funny...

MattO · 12-05-2003, 12:15 PM

my parents once got me a new canvas top for my jeep, which was nice, but they knew I was giving the jeep to my little brother so basically it was for him, so I got nothin'

Reak · 12-05-2003, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by PenetratinP
last year......thanks grandma!!

my grandma make me one too.. a long time agow

Odie · 12-05-2003, 12:19 PM

I got a cheap candle holder that wouldn't hold a candle, everytime I put one in it fell out....it was from my cheap x-bf's dad...
and then I got a toblerone the next year..obviously he didn't like me very much..

Katlicious72 · 12-05-2003, 12:21 PM

My worst gift was from my uncle's stupid ass cheap ass wife. She got everyone credit card holders she made it was so ugly. Thin plastic with teddy bears dancing around and shit. The funny thing is that I pay for everything with cash mostly so this was idiotic on her part. And screw "It's the thought that counts". If that's the case all the bitch had to do was say merry Xmas and call it a day. And they have the nerve to be rich. So it's no excuse. And I hate Xmas!

Tofu · 12-05-2003, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by FreshC

What's the worst gift you ever got for X-Mas (or any other holiday)?

A dead friend.

Reak · 12-05-2003, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

A dead friend.

Sounds like a sad story

Babagirls · 12-05-2003, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

A dead friend.

How did that happen??

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

A dead friend.

Sorry Tofu, that has happened to me before to

PenetratinP · 12-05-2003, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by FreshC

Hey, she gave me the same one...

that bitch

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72
My worst gift was from my uncle's stupid ass cheap ass wife. She got everyone credit card holders she made it was so ugly. Thin plastic with teddy bears dancing around and shit. The funny thing is that I pay for everything with cash mostly so this was idiotic on her part. And screw "It's the thought that counts". If that's the case all the bitch had to do was say merry Xmas and call it a day. And they have the nerve to be rich. So it's no excuse. And I hate Xmas!

Tell us how you really feel

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 12:33 PM

Hey PenetratinP, remember the year my sister gave you crabs for Christmas? That was too funny

Katlicious72 · 12-05-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by FreshC

Tell us how you really feel

Yeah I keep it real

Reak · 12-05-2003, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by FreshC
Hey PenetratinP, remember the year my sister gave you crabs for Christmas? That was too funny

owh god

PenetratinP · 12-05-2003, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Odie
I got a cheap candle holder that wouldn't hold a candle, everytime I put one in it fell out....it was from my cheap x-bf's dad...
and then I got a toblerone the next year..obviously he didn't like me very much..

Toblerone....hmm...never heard of that....

I learn something new every day....

Milena Dickman · 12-05-2003, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by liquidmoe
You can never have too many socks.

I rather buy my own socks... speacially if have given something nice to the person. You give someone a nice book you know she wanted and you get white socks backs.

It's even kind of mean!

kisses,

Milena

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Milena Dickman

I rather buy my own socks... speacially if have given something nice to the person. You give someone a nice book you know she wanted and you get white socks backs.

It's even kind of mean!

kisses,

Milena

Good call on the click for food in your sig, I'm gonna be clicking...
Thanks Milena

PenetratinP · 12-05-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by FreshC
Hey PenetratinP, remember the year my sister gave you crabs for Christmas? That was too funny

Yeah!.....those were delicious....the whole family enjoyed that meal. It was a riot making that huge mess.

Thank her again for me.

Here's my mom finishing up that lovely meal.

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by PenetratinP

Yeah!.....those were delicious....the whole family enjoyed that meal. It was a riot making that huge mess.

Thank her again for me.

Here's my mom finishing up that lovely meal.

Wait till you see what she gives you this year, your gonna love it for years to come

Missy · 12-05-2003, 12:48 PM

Every year my worst Christmas gift is from my grandparents. Once, about 6 years ago, they gave all the grandsons handkerchiefs and all of us granddaughters got brillo pads.

My very worst gift was for my 13th birthday. My parents gave me my sister's 8 year-old used 10 speed for my birthday. I still resent them for it!

PenetratinP · 12-05-2003, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by FreshC

Wait till you see what she gives you this year, your gonna love it for years to come

REALLY????!!!!! Gee I can't wait....

Maybe this year I'll

her to disinfect...

and wear a

clubsexy · 12-05-2003, 12:51 PM

I got a "door prize" gift from my alleged grandmother. I used it for an ashtray, I think it was a change holder.

Door prize gifts are the ones that you have around just in case people come that you didn't buy a gift for. I don't know what else to call them.

wizz · 12-05-2003, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by Milena Dickman
Socks. I hate people who gives people socks!

Lack of imagination for the gifts

Furious_Female · 12-05-2003, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by FreshC
Holy crap, I almost forgot... One year my Dad got everyone those Red full body PJ's with the butt flaps... maybe not the worst gift ever, but it sure was funny...

Your dad sounds like he is into survival supplies... which is a cool thing! I like having supplies for just in case things. I'd be
happy getting flash lights, candles and canned food for Christmas

Worst gift I ever got was homemade painted $3 sweatshirts from my grandma. Being they had Christmas patterns on them, you can only wear them a few days a year. I won't even mention the lacy collars LOL Would have been nicer just plain... other than that, I don't think I've ever gotten a bad present.

FreshC · 12-05-2003, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by clubsexy
I got a "door prize" gift from my alleged grandmother. I used it for an ashtray, I think it was a change holder.

Door prize gifts are the ones that you have around just in case people come that you didn't buy a gift for. I don't know what else to call them.

So that's what you call those

Furious_Female · 12-05-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Missy
Every year my worst Christmas gift is from my grandparents. Once, about 6 years ago, they gave all the grandsons handkerchiefs and all of us granddaughters got brillo pads.

My very worst gift was for my 13th birthday. My parents gave me my sister's 8 year-old used 10 speed for my birthday. I still resent them for it!

Brillo pads?

OMG you win worst gift EVER!

12-05-2003, 11:40 AM	#1
FreshC Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 206	What's the worst gift you ever got for X-Mas? I got a set of road flares one year from my father. What the heck am I going to do with those? What's the worst gift you ever got for X-Mas (or any other holiday)? I wanna hear it, or post pics! Maybe we can help some of the shity shoppers out there keep from giving you a crapy gift this year. Happy Holidays

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TommyJettisBoy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34	I don't know if it's the worst gift, but I remember a few years back when our whole family got together to open presents my grandparents would always get me socks and underwear and I used to be so embarrased opening them in front on everyone - and my mom made me hold them up!! Thanks mom!

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FreshC Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 206	Holy crap, I almost forgot... One year my Dad got everyone those Red full body PJ's with the butt flaps... maybe not the worst gift ever, but it sure was funny...

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Katlicious72 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Californicating in San Diego Posts: 1,665	My worst gift was from my uncle's stupid ass cheap ass wife. She got everyone credit card holders she made it was so ugly. Thin plastic with teddy bears dancing around and shit. The funny thing is that I pay for everything with cash mostly so this was idiotic on her part. And screw "It's the thought that counts". If that's the case all the bitch had to do was say merry Xmas and call it a day. And they have the nerve to be rich. So it's no excuse. And I hate Xmas! __________________ Fetish Preview....Coming Soon! ICQ# 308-229-815

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FreshC Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 206	Hey PenetratinP, remember the year my sister gave you crabs for Christmas? That was too funny

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Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	Every year my worst Christmas gift is from my grandparents. Once, about 6 years ago, they gave all the grandsons handkerchiefs and all of us granddaughters got brillo pads. My very worst gift was for my 13th birthday. My parents gave me my sister's 8 year-old used 10 speed for my birthday. I still resent them for it!

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clubsexy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 1,630	I got a "door prize" gift from my alleged grandmother. I used it for an ashtray, I think it was a change holder. Door prize gifts are the ones that you have around just in case people come that you didn't buy a gift for. I don't know what else to call them. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.